The Frog Wizard of Fae Fen and Frog Bog

Founder and Chair of Council of the Wetland Wizard Council. Robbed of a name by the Fae and trapped in the Eternal Wetlands. Always down for wizard rp! Main blog @thefaestolemyname, I am also @thefaestolemyname-ecobioposting

[thefaestolemynamewizardposting]

Sometimes I ask myself why I would spend time being a regular human irl when I can spend time being an epic wizard online. Then I realize that tea and cookies taste better irl, and in the end, Love and Curiosity irl will always be more magical than ✨🔥Penis Blast🔥✨ and ✨🦍Ketamine Ape🦍✨online

[cryptotheism]

[evilwizard]

today i will make a powerful zombie

[holy-knight-of-the-east]

I don’t have time for zombie defeating in the schedule, I was gonna go bowling :(

[evilwizard]

ok well you didn’t put that on the google calendar

[sirderper]

Go bowling with the zombie?

[timetravelingalcatraz]

Product sold called the wizard maze. They sell you the half with the exit and you need to perform the spell in front of a large enough reflective surface (dance studio mirror, lake) to generate the other half. It's approximately the size of a bouncy castle on the outside. You can't just go in the exit and only do half the maze, it won't let you.

To perform the spell you need to pronounce it perfectly. All languages are acceptable, from verbal to sign to the secret one you made up as a child with your friend. But the pronunciation/facial expressions/spin and flick at the end better be perfect. If it's not you're getting transported to the exit of the maze and forced to find your way through backwards while something unseen chases you, growing ever closer. This is a very common experience among dads and there's a subreddit for it.

Children report stories of fantastic creatures, mischievous gnomes, entire kingdoms in the maze. Any adult you ask will shrug and say "it's alright I guess". Price is $25.99, before tax.

[rabbiteclair]

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

[rabbiteclair]

in retrospect this kinda reads like a Jojo fight

[grooviestsadpapaya]

Sorry about the lack of art but look at this teeny tiny wizard I drew and my triceratops earring for size comparison

[autistic-af]

My husband is an artist. His mediums vary, but this one is my favourite, a physical sculpture of a knight dropping down to attack the enemy.

[spyder-on-the-wall]

[illustratus]

O Richard! O Mon Roi ― by George Howard, 9th Earl of Carlisle

[rosieandthemoon]

By Wiktoria Goryńska (c. 1929)

[semolinaart]

Weird-looking bird.

Or fish?

It's name is №9811

[trans-humanoid-automaton]

Now, taking applications for personal advisors. requirements are as follows:

Wizard

Good (optional)

Willing to craft estrogen

Good at baking cookies

[ballerwizard]

Does it need to be estrogen specifically, or are we more focused on results? Cause I have access to potions that can invert one's dimorphic characteristics. Works way quicker, but you may or may not end up with a carapice.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

It really boils my piss that so many prescription drugs have dope ass names that sounds like wizard and lich names n shit. My buddy Xanax the Soul-Stealer is being sued by a trillion dollar corporation for copyright infringement even though he's been around for a thousand years but because he doesn't have more money than god he's absolutely boned.

[pocketss]

when you are just hanging out

[ydolem-art]

Inktober day 29 "Glowing in Darkness"

[7062242]

My Life Changed When I Discovered Peer-to-Peer File Sharing at Age 10 by heart__rot

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Acrylic on Canvas

[maddoppelganger]

[dollsahoy]

It's largely airbrushed! That's why it doesn't look like you expect acrylic to look, if you're expecting it to have been applied with a traditional brush

[pandor-pandorkful]

I love how art programs have spent decades building tools to ape traditional materials and techniques digitally, while at the same time artists have gone ahead and aped the digital funk of MSpaint and bad photoshop in traditional mediums. That's just really fun to me!