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Everything I’ve Ever Let Go Of Has Claw Marks On It

my friend and i have been losing our goddamn minds over the photography in this zillow listing and i feel the need to share it with you all too

the lighting??? the fog?? the atmosphere???

this shit is like high art and it's a ZILLOW LISTING . and that's not even all the photos!!! what the fuck!!!

dsmsix

naamahdarling

"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High

supreme-leader-stoat

jessebloom

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

ashyfurz

bat-demon

. that is a serial killer

shower-thoughts-last-responder

not-a-comedian

morning pikacho doodles

molombo

Where's the African mythology?

The Kickstarter is live now!

boycarofchilladelphia

I know I have close to zero Tumblr fame, which I normally appreciate, but I would love it if this made it into the world and got fully backed. You can even pledge to get the digital content and send a real copy to a school in Africa or to a HBCU or community library of your choosing!

#this looks sick as hell

themuppetmasterencyclopedia

Miss Piggy's Guide to Life Photos

pyrrhiccomedy

when my shelter cat passes by me, he pauses for a second, and looks up. He is waiting for me to lean down, and touch my hand against his side, so that when he keeps walking, my hand skims across his fur. he doesn't really need attention. he has his own thoughts and plans. but after more than a year of living in our home, he has come to expect a moment of kindness whenever he crosses my path. if I don't do it, he will follow me. "where is your hand?" he asks, with his plaintive and impatient eyes. I give it to him. he bumps against it like a balloon before wandering away. this is a poem to me

pyrrhiccomedy

This post has gone so much further than I expected it to. This is my sweet cat. His name is Eddie Potato.

prommytheus

if i took a women's scholarship and then transitioned during college would that count as swindling

prommytheus

WOULD THEY TAKE THE MONEY BACK

prommytheus

plan of action:

> take womens scholarship

> go to law school

> transition during law school

> get sued about it

> take it to the supreme court

> defend myself

> trans rights?

prommytheus

stop being funnier than me

orokay

do NOT hire a bunch of randos off the street to break into your museum and quietly dispatch of some monsters, they WILL steal half of your inventory, cause an obscene amount of property damage and shake you down for more money afterwards

the-quasar-hero

Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.

cerigg

a good idea

chumbology

Chuckling to myself remembering the time I completely broke a scammer's brain by telling them I use Linux.

Scammer: do you have an apple or a windows computer please?

Me: neither, I use Linux.

Scammer: no no no, I asked if you use a apple or a windows

Me: neither

Scammer: what is the sticker? Is it a four boxes or is it an apple with a bite?

Me: ... I don't use EITHER of them. There's a third operating system called Linux. It isn't a PC or a mac. Please tell me you understand

Scammer: do -- do you know what I mean about apple or windows sir?

Me: yes. I'm a software developer. I understand completely. I'm telling you that YOU don't understand. Its called Linux, spelled L-I-N-U-X, type it into google

Scammer:

Scammer: but is it an apple or a windows computer sir

jellybeanium124

#this is what talking to transphobes is like

@alabastermask ASDFSHBKGJLNDFASKBDHSJG

ischleepzzz

yuumei-art

The children will never know How the ocean used to flow They'll never miss the whales They'll never believe the tales But I will remember, I will tell Of all that lived and their great farewell