Boob Worshiper, Devil Enjoyer

Blaze | it was this or figure out how Mastodon works | they/them

[thefantasticalblaze]

You know what? Fuck you *unpunks your cyber*

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[homoidiotic]

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

[websitevisitor]

please look at the name of this drink i saw at a boba place the other day

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

My most stereotypically white person habit is I really do LOVE saying “looks like we got here at the right time” if a place gets crowded after we’ve been seated

[bonyassfish]

I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it

[relelvance]

[predstrogen]

[just-bears-here]

[lalalindu]

hyvä ja pyöreä….

[just-bears-here]

[spoonwizardd]

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

[milkflys]

[moonlights-shadow-warrior]

[casperscareschool]

> listen to music

>its good

>thank you transgender women

[casperscareschool]

some great music recs in the tags for anyone interested. idk some of them but so far i can vouch for sophie, wendy carlos, ethel cain, 100 gecs/laura les, lauren bousfield, fraxiom/food house, against me!, left at london, vylet pony, penny parker/go! child, nero's day at disneyland, ezra furman, trust fund ozu, blackwinterwells (wasn't mentioned but well you know), stomach book (personal favorite rn). and of course everyone who said "youre welcome" in the tags. also i think a couple of these artists are nonbinary, so thank you to not just women but transfems as a whole for inventing music

[dingdongyouarewrong]

opponent plays a move in chess and i hop backward into a crouch snarling and visibly trembling like a wounded animal

[vaguelyhumanshapedbeing]

1.e5

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[snapscube]

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

[frambicallyscrantling]

penis blast nefarious

[gh0stquartz]

diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various

[oceanstarzfalling]

penis blast electrical

[snapscube]

penis blast delectable

[starlightcataclysm]

penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable

[snapscube]

Visit Original Link

sorry

[unusualshrimp]

internet safety tip: to protect your identity, you can start going by a "fake name" online. But Watch Out

[scribblescrabbledepartment]

i love having ocs with professions i know nothing about its like This is Scientist Sam she works at the Science Factory

[slitherpunk]

i saw that classic comic image and wanted to make an edit to celebrate the spacex rocket blowing the fuck up

[girard]

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

[girard]

Try my recipe boy

[bananonbinary]

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum