The feelgood panda

Always be yourself. Unless you can be a panda, then always be a panda.

[ketoshaun]

[ketokyo]

Made an awesome meat sauce to go with my first time trying zucchini noodles…and I am so confused as to how everyone is a zoodle lover because I am not a fan! ☹️ I was left with a bunch of sauce, so naturally I had to make some cheese bread to go with it

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1 cup mozzarella

¼ cup grated Parmesan

1 egg

Garlic powder (depending on how much garlic flavor you like)

Mix everything together in a bowl. Roll out dough on parchment paper.

Bake at 350 for 15 minutes. Yay!

[healthypouch]

This keto-friendly flatbread dough is so easy to make and can be used in a bunch of different ways, give it a try and let me know in the comments what you guys think 👇🏻💕 👌🏻

Source: Goodful

[homo-takino-deactivated20230203]

[com-humor]

it’s like these companies have finally gotten out of their wild college party years and are now trying to be mature adults now.

Same goes for the Windows logo

I mean look at this shit

Is like someone just ironed the logo

[pridebrary]

[weloveshortvideos]

When mom says dinner is ready

[shoothikedrinkfuck]

Sweet angel no

[greeneggs-an-sam]

Can we all just appreciate the fact that this cutie just fell down the stairs but still immediately got up so excited like he just had a great time falling down the stairs? Like I want to handle bad things as well as this puppy does

[mintyanusara-blog]

[profashionall]

[the-memedaddy]

[jacquesattack-deactivated201704]

You don’t fuck with the tray master

[felixontheweb]

HOLY SHIT

[queer-wizard-dad]

This is what the Exotic Weapon Proficiency feat looks like in real life.

[gerriceo]

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

[darkisnotevil]

Carrie: specifically asks women

Man: talks

Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[the-meme-offensive]

[autistic-goblin666]

This guy, he is beautiful

[relatablemagic]

[somecutething]

A gentle old man 👴🏼

[spookyviper-deactivated20161219]

Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

[imthegirlwhowaited]

they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”

[nowyoukno]

Now You Know (Source)

[oreos-in-a-parked-car]

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

[autisticsorey]

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

[oreos-in-a-parked-car]

thank you friend

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

[firebreathingeli]

FACT:

This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.

You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed

You all needed to know this. 

[shiraae]

holy shit

[princealigorna]

That went from cool to horrifying is 0.05 seconds