theflamesthatneverdie

Reader of books, slayer of zombies, mother of dragons and drinker of tea. 'Whatever the future brings, you are my light.'

[alwaysreadingg]

enjoy the simple things☺️💫

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[homophobic-slur]

[thatoneblog89-deactivated202406]

I thought this was funnier than I should have

[bogleech]

MOM OF THE YEAR. WHERE WAS THIS ATTITUDE WHEN I WAS IN GRADE SCHOOL.

[beckett-byrne]

[optimysticals]

Quality content.

[thegrossinger]

This is wonderful news.

[lucyaudley]

The 70s were a magical time

[propertyofseverustsnape]

God bless the 70s and its devil may care pink shorts

[celestialfinns-deactivated20260]

The gay energy emanating from this is off the fucking charts

[invaderxan]

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

(via)

[thehappyhooker-deactivated20190]

When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now

[patydin-deactivated20181026]

[disimba]

Deep.

[bongtokingprincess-deactivated2]

THISS LITERALLY JUST FUCKED ME UP

[walkingonsmoke]

Agreed ^^

[readingwithnaqelle]

Books are magic

[weloveshortvideos]

[fiddleabout]

#is this the team instinct leader

[mallowhoney]

The only memelord depiction of Spark I’m okay with.

[heartshop]

[time-for-maps]

this changes everything oh my god

[rosswoodpark]

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

[isaia]

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

[filth-and-abscess-deactivated20]

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

[whitepajamas]

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

[quietcarriage]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

[buginateacup]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

[no1hotmullyfan]

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

[slowspinningredemption]

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

[mattg124]

I can’t drive. 

[darksionnach]

I will use this post to explain tumblr

[unsounded]

HE DID IT

[vertaserum]

harry potter houses and nature

[itsacruelcruelworld]

[missoneminute]

I feel nothing but pain looking at his beauty

[discolor3d]

[kawaiitrump]

[melisica]