dragons........ dragons........

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[thefluffyestdragon]

dragon/dragons or it/its only

im trans

you may call me Dragon or Spinach

if youre from before you probably knew me as saddragonhours

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[t00thpasteface]

being an effective educator is about yes-anding people so you can find unique connections between your material and their interests

[inappropriatelycorporeal]

sorry i'm still going on about this but ultimately arguing that noelle can't be a trans guy because she's important lesbian representation is an argument that you can never have a straight/bi trans guy that transitions in serial media because people will get attached to him as a sapphic character and it would be "unfair" and "problematic" to "take away" that representation after "establishing" his "sapphic sexuality" as "an important and integral part of his character". it's also an argument that straight/bi trans guys never look like lesbians from the outside even a little bit, that lesbianism is the default and therefore only correct interpretation of a pre-transition closeted trans guy who likes a girl, etc.

like of course noelle telling off her mom for not accepting her attraction to susie looks like a teenage lesbian asserting herself. of course you relate to it. it's an experience many queer girls go through. it is also, and you are absolutely no ally to trans people if you cannot recognize this, an experience many trans guys go through. being sexualized by adult men as a teenager is something many trans guys go through, being treated as a disposable "side chick" is something many trans guys go through, feeling stifled by gender expectations is something pretty much all trans guys go through. if noelle was a trans guy it would not make these experiences nonsensical or less meaningful to depict in fiction. i'm sorry that not every fictional character you have something in common with and like to project onto is going to be your gender and have your exact identity and life story but you need to get over it because i cannot take another day of this

[externalmemorycomic]

I'm posting a shit tonne of comics on patreon this month, great time to sign up! 750+ pages!

[isuggestreleasingwolves]

cool! relatable! we're all doing fine here, yup!

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[romcommunist]

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

[fried-berries]

[dent-de-l1on]

de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?

[shieldfoss]

Navnet "erik" er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?

[a-book-of-creatures]

الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟

[echey]

Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?

[lesbiankiliel]

tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?

[nascar]

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[dimmadoome]

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

[i-restuff]

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

[no-one-offical]

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[syn4k]

big fan of the block button especially when using it feels like this

[hunny--hunny]

stop removing the word "trans" when talking about trans men. if a post is just generally about men then yeah its fine to just say men, but if someone is specifically talking about trans men, stop removing the trans part. "as a trans man, i experience this." "no you dont, men dont experience that." im fucking tired

[beaft]

this website is so funny because every couple years we repeat the discourse of "which marginalised group is it morally okay for us to shit on?" and somehow nobody ever learns from it. we just look back and go, "hey, remember that time when everyone was joking about how ace people should all be put in meat grinders? that was so messed up. we should not have done that. anyway, here's my topical joke about how polyamorous people should all be put in meat grinders."

[beaft]

this post is still getting me anon hate pretty much on the daily btw. in case you were curious about the state of things

[skeletalheartattack]

Visit Original Link

[jabbaimond]

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[thefluffyestdragon]

the dragon nose deep in its favorite blankie sits up and snarls when anybody dares reach out to try to touch the blankie

the blankie being wadded up into a pillow is of no concern to anybody but the dragon

do not try to touch the blankie the dragon will go for the kill and then be mad that blood got on the blankie

[lemonsweet]

The other day my nephew described something as being "like if Slenderman was stuck in a little car" and I yelled YES!!!! bc I thought he was referencing this image I like but then I showed the picture and he was like how do you have an image for that where did you get that