the flux system

DID system of ~50. Adult. Just a space for us to be. Fronting: V | Not dead just rarely online

[eerieviri]

they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6

[thefluxsystem]

not to be a conspiracy theorist about a 2008 disney movie

but like…

what exactly was the heterosexual explanation for this?

they accidentally wrote the greatest high school romance story ever told & got scared of their own power

[how-queerious]

"accidentally" you put some respect on Kenny "queercoding" ortega's name he was doing his best to rebel against the mouse, man

[thefluxsystem]

you’re right and i’m glad that you said it

[victusinveritas]

[razielim]

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[barillapasta]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[estrogirlie]

cis coworker: hey can i ask you something personal

[siderealglimmer]

[json-derulo]

that’s a fool’s errand. a jester’s chore, if you will. a real clown’s appointment

[teathattast]

[auguris]

Has anyone warned @copperbadge yet

[copperbadge]

What a lot of people outside of Chicago may not realize is that The Beans are a native species to this region and right now is baby season! What you're seeing there is probably just an instance of a young mature The Bean being kept in a secure enclosure, probably due to some kind of injury that's being rehabbed.

In urban Chicago around this time of year if you want to go The Bean spotting you mostly just need to keep an eye out around downtown drugstores for formations like this.

I took this picture myself in a Walgreens. As you can see we have a nice healthy-looking family group consisting of a parent The Bean, several juveniles who will often stay with the parent for several years, and some newborns this year who naturally group up protectively near any large sign reading "Chicago".

The Beans are usually extremely docile and can even be kept as pets once the juveniles separate from their family group, since they are low-maintenance and require only a small flat area such as a desk or bookshelf on which to recline. Fun fact, a group of The Beans such as pictured above is known as a Tchochki!

[omegasmileyface]

ask not for whom poob has it

[omegasmileyface]

poob has it for thee

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[wintersongstress]

wilf (wip i’d like to finish)

[frogadir]

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[thefluxsystem]

being trans is weird because you’ll become happy with yourself & the world decides to hate you for it

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

bad news kitten it looks like we're dying at sea

[xenosagaepisodeone]