[imakitastrophe]

[solipses]

discord is rolling out age verification starting in march and it's either accepting forms of ID like a drivers license or birth certificate or it allows you to do a "video selfie scan" which makes an age inference based off what you look like (using AI, of course).

and it also says that it will make age inferences based off of how active you are on discord and what games you play and "other behavioral signals"

which is also not to forget the data leak that happened back in october about this very same subject.

this isn't just going to restrict you from age restricted channels or servers, but you're also not going to be allowed to speak in live stages or see any content or images that discord deems "graphic or sensitive" (which is also probably going to be AI inference).

[rederiswrites]

I want to be reading fanfic, not writing it. Unfortunately, I want to be reading very specific fanfic which I will in fact first have to write.

[thefunkiestgrandpa]

As someone who had an HP tattoo and top surgery, I will let you guess which one I actually regretted.

[thefunkiestgrandpa]

totally unrelated, I have an excellent rec if you are in the Madison-area and looking to get a tattoo covered

[thefunkiestgrandpa]

As someone who had an HP tattoo and top surgery, I will let you guess which one I actually regretted.

[thefunkiestgrandpa]

[howlerbat]

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

[goblinbugthing]

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

[goblinbugthing]

ENIGMA. FUCK

[clownkiss3r]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

eat him out wednesday or whatever. i've stopped keeping track

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

do i look like a person who knows what day of the week it is

[rxttenfish]

[ X ]

[evilwizard]

i just think i should have the power to control thousands of knives, swords, or perhaps shards of glass synchronously with my mind. i will use this ability purely for culinary endeavors. you can trust me

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

I completely believe you

[evilwizard]

thank you for your trust 🙏☺️ 1000 blades vortex attack

[catherinebunnington]

Wow you sure diced those onions so fast! Now I can do the rest of the prep without worrying about it, thank you!

[evilwizard]

i just know i can be the best sous chef in all San Bernardino

[thefunkiestgrandpa]

Bake your friends birthday cakes and cook in their kitchens and love them.

[cannibalchicken]

[foxeia]

Daria

[the-clumsywitch]

[xzombi-bunnix-deactivated202504]

I’m too superstitious to pass this up lol 🐈‍⬛💵🙏🏻

[xzombi-bunnix-deactivated202504]

THE MONEY CAT WORKS!! I REPEAT THE MONEY CAT WORKS!!

[princessmisery666]

I hope it does because it’s time to remortgage 😢 💵 💴 💰

[veryimportantpeopleshow]

I love my job.

Catch up on the season now on Dropout

[moonandtrees]