Yo, sup?

I'm pretty simple. I'm a model/cosplayer, a photographer, and a writer. Not bad, right? Plus I'm okay to look at,so there's that.

[memewhore]

[arsetronaut]

THERES MORE

[rainbow-cokesniffer]

[pomp-adourable]

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

[theglitchiestprincess]

Okay, I've seen this going around for a while and mainly it's been people trying to figure out who this guy is. While I'm not sure if someone has already added to this, I thought I'd share what I know as I had gotten curious in the past and went looking!

His name on Pornhub is RyanCreamer, all his videos are like the ones above, and most of the feedback is around 98-99% positive. This is his profile.

https://www.pornhub.com/model/ryancreamer

And see that "Official Site" button at the bottom? It does indeed lead to an actual site. It's basically a personal Wiki page for him, Ryanpedia.

https://ryancreamer.com

As you can see, he's a writer for CollegeHumor, and the site has links a little variety of work he's done with them, as well as Indie stuff, a little series on YouTube, and other comedy articles! There's even some videos of his stuff too! (Like Failed Super Smash Bros. Auditions for Dorkly Bits for example!)

But oh no, what's that? Tragic death!?! But it says he's presently alive! What's going on??? Better click on it so we can find out!

AHAAA, ya got us! But now I feel bad, I'm so sorry Ryan Creamer, forgive me.

[16ruedelaverrerie]

@theglitchiestprincess you thing of beauty. Of course I had to draw this! My only regret is that I couldn’t do it more justice by spending more time on it– I’m currently battling a chest cold from hell and not in possession of the eyesight or steady hands to do finer linework or coloring :( But thank you very much for this message, @theglitchiestprincess​! This blog is always a fanon haven for cat-focused Gavin Reed content.

[theglitchiestprincess]

Oh my god, I wasn't expecting this to become anything, but @16ruedelaverrerie you are a blessing, and this even made me cry a bit I'm so happy. (And the laughter. Gavin can never resist a nice furry belly.)

It's perfect the way it is, I just now hope you feel better soon. Hopefully your kitty cat doesn't cause you too much trouble.

You get plenty of rest, and thank you so much for this. 💖💖💖

[whoopsrobots]

Rural Questions #1

Does everybody else know that children’s song about eating bees  or was that exclusive to my area

[araviir]

wait that sounds familiar how does it go

[whoopsrobots]

(Gather children in a large circle)

 *with hands clasped*:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M

brINGING home a baby bumblebee

won’t my mama be so proud of me

I’M BRINGIN HOME A BABY BUMBLEBEE

OUCH! it stung me

*while smushing hands together*:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M

squishING up a baby bumblebee

wON’T my mama be so proud of me

I’M SQUISHING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

EW! it’s all over me

*with tongue out, pretending to lick hands*:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M

LICKing up a baby bumblebee

wON’T my mama be so proud of me

I’M LICKING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

GROSS! It’s inside me

OPTIONAL:

*Bent over and heaving*:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M

BARFING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

wON’T my mama be so proud of me

I’M PUKING UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

YUCK! it’s all over me!

BONUS LINE:

(Taking it back to third)

*while smushing hands together*:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M

LICKing UP A BABY BUMBLEBEE

[platiddypus]

what in the hell why would your mother be proud of you for eating bees what the fuck is this?

[kreebby]

YES, WE HAD THIS IN NEW JERSEY. IS THIS NOT A THING?

[pidgeonpeep]

was this… not a thing everywhere??

[mechrophile]

Confirming this was a thing in Arkansas and it was my favorite thing.  Way better than that crap Farmer in the Dell.  Dale?  The one about the farmer.

[demamphael-deactivated20170224]

I never heard this ever in California while growing up… but when I lived and worked in China as a preschool teacher, this was a song used in their curriculum. So it exists in English classes in Suzhou, China! I can confirm that….lmfao

[eat-my-dragon-deactivated201611]

Maine and New Hampshire had this song too

[erebones]

New York AND Kentucky, can confirm

[watsonsstripeyjumper]

Also a thing in the uk!! We used to sing this in brownies!!

[billieliar]

Got this in Missouri!

[enough-effing-owls]

I remember this song, but after squishing it, the version I learned had the next and final verse just “I’m wiping off my baby bumblebee.” and then you’d shout “All gone!” 

…These other lyrics are… strange.

(I grew up in Connecticut, btw)

[editoress]

Reporting from Georgia to say that I also know the above version with “wiping off a baby bumblebee” and have never heard the last couple of the original verses.

[sonneleasbach]

We have this in North Carolina. heads up, my mom was not proud when I told her I ate a baby bumblebee.

[filthyfuckinvampire]

im from california and we difinitely had this. i remember learning it at summer camp

[carly-rae-transbians]

Michigan. Yeah. Exact same version. Idk why.

[halfway-a-mermaid]

I can confirm this song is a thing in Tennessee. Sang it for the girl scouts when I worked as a counselor at camp xD

[inadvertentlyhere]

This indeed was a thing in Tennessee.

[theglitchiestprincess]

Down here in Oklahoma too. Hell, I had to do a whole performance in preschool while singing it.

DRESSED AS A BEE.

[evecoffn]

[theglitchiestprincess]

I'M BACK! I have returned everyone! I've missed you all so much.~

[fabulosaurus]

A Christmas gift of my wonderful beautiful @valentinahawke and the dark knight himself!  

commissions open /\ deviantart /\ etsy /\ patreon /\ society6

[pixel-protag]

If you are a lady cosplayer on Facebook and don’t like unsolicited sexual messages such as these, please do not add an artist named Kelly Wass if he sends you an FR. (These were sent to my best friend who certainly didn’t appreciate such talk.)

[theglitchiestprincess]

Seriously ladies. This guy was showing me the pictures of me he was coming to. I know I've done spank bank material and boys will be boys,but I don't need any detail by detail like this. EVER! And I don't care if you're a decent artist wanting to use me as a model for your work. That doesn't give you the right to talk to me in such a way. Keep an eye out girls.

[blackcosplayersofficial]

Character: Chrom

Series: Fire Emblem: Awakening

Photography by: Tommyish Cosplay & Photography

SUBMISSION

[manaknight]

My Chrom cosplay got posted.:)

[theglitchiestprincess]

I know I haven’t been on here in a while,so I thought I would put up a few shots from a Cosplay in Progress. This is for an idea a had for a Lounge Singer version of Princess Ariel of The Little Mermaid. Hoping to get a shot with the skirt soon, and getting the wig worked on as we speak. All I need now are gloves, heels, and some accessories. If you guys have any suggestions or links to what might go good with this, please let me know! :D Here is the creator of this wonderful piece, who also does custom orders! https://www.etsy.com/shop/Dollyiance

[weeaboh]

i need more polyamory in fics i need more healthy OT3’s i need more people to stop equating it to gross things like polygamy cults and dudes who marry an entire herd of women and have trashy reality shows based on them I WANT HEALTHY POLYAMORY

[theglitchiestprincess]

I don't know if you guys noticed,but latverianqueen and I are pretty cute even after being up and drinking since 2 am,then spending all morning doing shoots. (Taken over the weekend and just remembered to post. Hurr durr.)

[mostlyfiction]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[villainsbar-blog]

[pixel-protag]

It’s commission time again! If you’re looking for some art for yourself, or maybe some Christmas gift art for a pal, my commissions are open and available! Also, in celebration of Inquisition coming out, I’m having a sale!

Paypal only for payments.

If interested, please send me a message here on tumblr or an email to [email protected] with details.

[theglitchiestprincess]

Go commission this lady GDI!

[littlesmartart]

weaving metal into all your kids’ clothes may SEEM like a rather drastic measure but when your kids have superpowers and inherited your tendency to throw loud public tantrums over literally anything…its really not.

aka DADNETO STRIKES AGAIN and never fails to derail xaviersass' and my conversations

[the-blonde-hurricane]

HOW DO I TURN OFF MY FANGIRL

[amalthea9]

valentinahawke so fucking accurate

[theglitchiestprincess]

Those guys knew of my secret Penguin love and did everything they could to bring it out for the world to see,I swear.

[neulina]

Is that right, Penguin? Are you just a dishwasher?