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Send “Shield” for my muse’s reaction to yours placing themselves between my muse and danger.
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Role play blogs aren’t just about cliques and it shouldn’t be about who you’ve known the longest either. Well it should be but also- there are a lot of shy cinnamon rolls out there waiting for you. But they don’t know that you can vibe with them right off the bat if they’d only send in a meme or a starter or something!
So reblog if you’re the type of blog that is open to NEW friendships even if you are already connected to old ones. New friendships mean new experiences and more people to talk about your muse’s together. This is a clique free blog despite the people who love sending me in asks and there’s much love for them but I’ve also got love waiting for you if only you’d send that one message.
@trustcop
Moving to a small town like Hawkins was a big step in a right direction. He was moving forward. A fresh start might was exactly what he needed and so far he kinda liked the seclusion out here. It was isolated.
ife here seemed to be a bit slower, less stressfull. At least, if one doesn’t had kids. And so should his first day at Hawkins’ police station be very peaceful as well.
As the newcomer it seemed obligatory to buy some treats for his new colleagues. At one hand, he felt like it was expected from hin, at the other hand was it a great opportunity to endear himself. His choice were classic. Donuts. You coldn’t be wrong with Donuts. Unless someone had diabetes maybe.
Jacob shook his head and with his all negative thoughts off of himself, before placing the hat that came with the uniform on his short curls and stepping into his new working place. “Goord morning, everyone.”
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( @hawkinsgoodcop )
It wasn’t a particularly busy morning. Most of her assignments had been finished already (and with still a week to go!), and it was still too early to do much else, not to mention too cold.. It was bound to be like this for a while during the seasonal break. Sarah didn’t mind.
Enjoying the quiet, she sat on her sofa rather than lying in bed, book cradled in her gentle hands to read in the morning light. There was a cup of coffee on the stand beside her, bound to go cold. She was indulged entirely in her book.
—Until the phone rang. Snapping up from her distraction, Sarah leans over and picks up the phone, receiver pressed to her ear.
“ Hello? “
After Jacob had received a call from his mother, which rarely happened in the first place, he already got worried. She informed him that his father had had a heart attack and was in a critical condition. She sounded so worried at the end of the line, that Jacob couldn’t help himself but promise to come back home to help her with everything untill his dad would feel better. This meant he had to take off for a week, or even longer from work, which wasn’t as complicated as he had feard it would be. But what really got him worried was his cat Pickels.
He couldn’t take them with him. The ride back home was way too long. Neither did he wanted his colleagues to take care of them. And definitely wouldn’t he let them in an animal shelter. So he decided to hire a babysitter. Someone who was good with kids should be able to handle a big fluff ball like Pickels.
Miss Williams were recommended to him as such, so he didn’t hessitated to give her a call.
“Good morning. Officer Price here. Am I speaking with Miss Williams? If so, I would like to ask if you are still offering babysitting services.”
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officerh:
‘ WAY long night. ’ head tilts back, palms pressing into closed eyes. ‘ who needs anything when you have piles && piles of paper work that goes unnoticed anyway, right — ? you wanna come with me to get the coffee, or have me bring it back for you ? ’
Jacob chuckled at his colleague’s reaction. No one here was a fan of paperwork, but it seemed like the only thing left to do in a small town like this. “Nah. I’m comming with you. I sure can use a break.” With this words he already had stood up, pulling on his winterjacket and hat.
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‘ my kink is getting some fuckin sleep. ’ ‘ omg here goes your lil crybaby ass. ’ ‘ the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up. ’ ‘ don’t start buddy. don’t you dare. ’ ‘ gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right. ’ ‘ not to vent, but: fuck. ’ ‘ the worst pain is to make small talk with someone you once told everything to. ’ ‘ i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot. ’ ‘ sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful. ’ ‘ i want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again. ’ ‘ shout out to the people who are still friends with me even though i’m a fucking idiot. ’ ‘ it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed. ’ ‘ i’m a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out. ’ ‘ i don’t go through people’s pictures on their phone cause i wasn’t raised in the jungle. ’ ‘ i think we, as a people, just need to have a glass of water. ’ ‘ i don’t have enough black clothes. ’ ‘ sweetie, i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired. ’ ‘ i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me. ’ ‘ me??? tired??? sleepy??? yes, constantly. ’ ‘ i’m pb&j – petty, bitter, and jealous. ’ ‘ the fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if you go at your own pace and mind your own fucking business you too can succeed. ’ ‘ i wish i could be the person i want to be, but i’m too tired. ’ ‘ i always look sleep deprived. is that hot? ’ ‘ just because there’s always room for improvement doesn’t mean you’ll never be good enough. ’ ‘ my heart is a soft and sensitive mess. ’ ‘ all i want is a big garden and no responsibilities. ’ ‘ honestly someone not liking beyonce is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons, but just like you’re probably, definitely really boring. ’ ‘ hey guys, i’m a huge fan of genuine love and affection. ’ ‘ now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab and he’s having a smoke and she’s kissing the crab. ’ ‘ i’ve been ever since i heard ‘lonely’ by akon at 9 years-old. ’ ‘ my new years resolution is to stop. ’ ‘ i’m irritated cause i’m not lovable in a romantic soulmate way. ’ ‘ i hate knowing that people that ruined parts of me still live and function like nothing ever happened. ’ ‘ i know i’m cute, but you can remind me. ’ ‘ hey, just wondering, but are you fucking kidding me???? ’ ‘ i can’t wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever n’ ever. ’ ‘ me? clingy? yes. please don’t leave me. ’ ‘ girlfriend application compatibility question: do you keep your depression pile on the bed or on the floor? ’ ‘ anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better. this is a fact. ’ ‘ today’s agenda: screaming into the abyss. ’ ‘ going from ‘today is a good day’ to ‘i hate my life’ takes me approximately 2.6 seconds. ’ ‘ everyone needs to wash their face and go to bed. ’ ‘ i’m worth so much more than the ways i’ve been treated. ’ ‘ hey, can i claim you guys as dependents on my taxes? ’ ‘ i really just ignore phone calls. like leave a message. i don’t check those either but like ’ ‘ i honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible. ’ ‘ remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming IT’S A WEED. ’ ‘ why did we just accept catdog? ’ ‘ my ‘stay in bed all day’ game’s too strong. ’ ‘ you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable. ’ ‘ i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything! ’ ‘ i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on. ’ ‘ honestly… us girls? us women? we always out here, knowin. ’ ‘ would an alien think i’m pretty? ’ ‘ i love boys, but only as a concept. ’ ‘ why do parents get mad when you sleep in all day? like i’m staying out of trouble and i’m not spending your money like what’s the issue here???? ’ ‘ i identify as an inconvenience to the world. ’ ‘ i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao ’ ‘ dating me is like dating a five year-old. i need all of your attention and i’m cranky if i haven’t had a nap. ’ ‘ i’m literally tired of myself. ’ ‘ don’t introduce me to ur parents unless you plan on marrying me because they’re going to love me and ask about me for the rest of your life lol ’ ‘ what the hell is a straight person? only straight thing i know about is the edge of my beloved sword. ’ ‘ i highly recommend never having feelings. ’ ‘ self care is going into a cornfield at night to get abducted by aliens. ’ ‘ staying up late with another human is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and a what-is-this feeling ’ ‘ do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends? ’ ‘ um no offense but whom’st’ve going to loveth me? ’ ‘ date a girl who fucks everything up. ’ ‘ not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost. ’ ‘ i may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled. i have no idea what i’m doing. ’ ‘ a fun and interesting fact about me is that i’m a fucking idiot. ’ ‘ you can start again anytime! ’ ‘ all you can do is learn your lesson. there’s no point in wishing you had did differently. the past is the past. ’ ‘ i can’t believe an angel like me has to suffer so much. ’ ‘ you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved. what about just going to sleep? ’ ‘ i’m smart, but i do dumb shit anyway. ’ ‘ tbh i never deal with my emotions. i just let them ravage my body and then go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again. ’ ‘ first of all: i don’t know shit, so jot that down. ’ ‘ i’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life. ’ ‘ i’m tired of things costing money. ’ ‘ don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh? ’ ‘ who cares? do better, move on. ’ ‘ i don’t need a significant other. just a significant income. ’ ‘ appreciation for everyone who’s ever talked to me bc i’m annoying and dumb. ’ ‘ thnks fr th mntl llnss. ’ ‘ what hasn’t killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive. ’ ‘ i don’t know shit ya’ll!!!!! i’m just out here. ’ ‘ binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant. ’ ‘ i’m in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell. ’ ‘ this might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes. ’ ‘ i’m alive, but only ironically. ’ ‘ there she goes again being over dramatic and by she, i mean me. ’ ‘ do you ever feel like have tried Too Hard to a friend and now you have become That Obnoxious Weirdo? ’ ‘ lgbt: lasagna! garfield’s beloved treat. ’ ‘ my favorite phrase in the english language is ‘i shit you not.’ ’ ‘ i’m a real boring bitch! a snoozer! ’ ‘ i honestly look so good lounging in an oversized t-shirt and no pants. when will someone experience the blessing of domestic living w/ me? ’ ‘ you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly. ’ ‘ you son of a mumford! ’ ‘ hi, i’m here to ruin everything. ’ ‘ you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead. ’ ‘ the year is 2020 and i am found guilty of treason against the united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and donald trump thought it was about him. ’ ‘ everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho ’ ‘ no beta readers. we publish our crap writing like men. ’ ‘ i need $$$$$ not feelings. ’ ‘ ‘idk imma see’ = i ain’t coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a single thought, only remembered cause you asked again. ’ ‘ oops, i don’t care lol ’ ‘ why girls always crop the halo out of their selfies? stop being so modest. we know the truth. ’ ‘ maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this, ’ ‘ i always get told i look like a bitch bc i’m always glaring while i walk, but i’m not glaring, i’m squinting. i have sensitive eyes. they’re watering. ’ ‘ concept: it’s 3 am. candle lit room. a record is spinning. you’re kissing me. we have no worries in the world. we’re warm and content. ’ ‘ i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half. ’ ‘ pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars. ’ ‘ life really isn’t what i expected it to be. less quicksand. almost no quicksand to be honest. lots of metaphorical quicksand tho. ’ ‘ i have a question for u: like are u done… like is it over? ’ ‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. ’ ‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. for me, it’s myself. ’ ‘ whenever i see police i always try not to act suspicious and fail internally even though i never did anything wrong. ’ ‘ new years resolution: less bitter, more glitter. ’
Send me 🔪 to put a knife to my muse’s throat and see how they react.
Hopper: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”
Dr. Owens: “This just says ‘I can do what I want’.”
“Whit what reason do I deserve that?”
Christmas/Winter Starters:
“Guess who signed us up to go Christmas caroling?”
“Sorry, it’s not me, it’s the eggnog.”
“Don’t get mad, but I think I set the Christmas tree on fire.”
“What must Santa have been smoking to think his reindeer can talk?”
“If me and Santa got into a fight, who do you think would win?”
“I guess someone’s not getting any use out of that slutty Santa outfit they bought.”
“All in saying is no one would catch us if we chopped down a tree.”
“I tried to buy one of those singing Santas but I spilled water on it and now it sounds demonic.”
“You know, you remind me a lot of the Grinch. The only difference is in the end, his heart grows three sizes, but you stay an asshole.”
“Pleaseeee? Nobody else wants to play Santa!!”
“I forgot how much work gingerbread houses were..”
“Don’t tell me this is your first hot chocolate?!”
“I swear if Frosty the Snowman doesn’t melt in the next five minutes, I’m shutting it off.”
“Umm just so you know, I’m kind of stuck in the Christmas lights.”
“Looks like you’re getting coal this year.”
“I just took an online quiz and it said I was on the Naughty List!! If it was you I could see it, but not me!”
“Are you seriously crying over Rudolph..?”
“We’re not watching Hallmark Christmas movies.”
“Cancel all your plans! We’re watching Hallmark Christmas movies!”
“What the hell kind of Charlie Brown Christmas tree did you buy?”
“I lit the fire because I want to make sure Santa knows who’s boss when he comes down that chimney.”
“What did you ask for this Christmas?”
“Will you help me go Christmas shopping?”
“Have you seriously never eaten a candy cane?”
“Is there some kind of old woman shop where they sell those weird Christmas trees made of strawberry candy?”
“Hey, I bought a paint your own ornament kit. Let’s make some!”
“Is this your first time getting/giving a present?”
“I just called to tell you Merry Christmas!”
“Will you drive around with me to look at the Christmas lights?”
“Please stop singing Christmas songs.”
“Why aren’t you singing along to the Christmas carols?”
“If you ring those dumb jingle bells one more time, I will wring your neck.”
“Oh my god is that a mistletoe..?”
“What kind of Christmas would it be if we didn’t play in the snow?”
@strangestofmuses
The trail of rare meat was something he got officer Price sceptical and woke his curiosity, so he decided to went after this track of baits. Along the train tracks were a lot of this suspicious lumps and at the end of the trail he spotted a kid with a bucket. “Hey, buddy. Care to explain me what this type of environmental pollution is about?”, he asked with a firm voice but also tried to stay friendly.