TheGreenOnionPot

Evil Old Man enjoyer

[slavery]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[vintageinstepford-deactivated20]

This is the land we’ve become.  In Bagel We Trust. lol

[vintageinstepford-deactivated20]

I’m ashamed.  Got amazing news less than 30 seconds after I hit “reblog.”

[ibabycam]

Hmmm…

[thegreenonionpot]

Rashek <3

[asteroidfieldgame]

Do you think Marsh's life is about to get a lot worse when Scadrial invents computers and he can't read the screens with his hemalurgic eyes?

[13onnieyt]

Sometimes I get on Elden Ring and sit at a gaol while luring in invaders. I like to think I'm a miniboss. Every so often I face a guy like this, lots of fun.

[thegreenonionpot]

A taunters tounge user who is not a rune arced grace goblin or a afk farmer

and i tought there were no more cool hosts left

[thegreenonionpot]

Allomantic savantism doesn't seem that bad for most mistings, obviously being a tin savant would suck that was demonstrated enough but most metals don't really have drastic drawbacks to burning them.

I don't think there is any reason for let's say a coinshot to stop flaring or burning their metals.

Just saying if I was a coinshot I would have burned enough steel to permanently engrave blue lines to my retinas

[huggingtentacles]

When I take over and create a socialist utopia I will pick an island and put every person who uses white cipher ring in Elden Ring on it and enforce mandatory capitalism there.

[huggingtentacles]

This is not a joke if you use white cipher ring you're a bully and a bad person and probably racist sexist and homophobic.

[huggingtentacles]

PSA to all white cipher ring users: I wouldn't even spit on you if you were on fire.

[twinktor-frankenstein-deactivat]

Eugene Finch

[thegreenonionpot]

Purple Barbarian

[thegreenonionpot]

Blue Knight

[greenleavesandwarmbreezes]

[greenleavesandwarmbreezes]

No, that's okay, Tumblr, if the other three people mentioned are meant to see this, they'll find it.

[cantotallyeven]

Me and my thousands of locally saved songs on an SD card

[tanadrin]

imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

[botanicaxu]

The Lord Ruler headshot commission & sketches

[silversteampunk]

This sickly creature really burrowed his way into my head.

[insanepixels]

Old clip of me absolutely owning a Moonveil user

[huggingtentacles]

I do everything right in an invasion.

I train for hundreds of hours with a weapon.

I study the terrain to the point where no matter what god forsaken piece of geometry the game throws me in, I'm never lost.

I utilise gravity, chokepoints, mobs in the area.

I ration my heals and resources.

I play so much better than any of them individually.

I kill 3 people: his phantom, his other phantom, and the guy he summoned while I was fighting his second phantom.

I have just enough resources to take down the host.

Except no, the game decides that he also needs 2 blues for help. I do everything right, I play basically perfectly, and the balance of the fight didn't shift *any amount* from where I started 10 minutes ago.

I'm a seasoned fucking invader! They surrounded me and I still got out and outplayed all of them one by one. But if someone new to the game invaded that situation? They would just fucking die. That's it. They die and they quit invasions because that's fucking bullshit. And I wouldn't blame them.

All Blues Are Bastards.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

a review from the cispontine end of london bridge, 8th of april 2023