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my youth is yours - chapter xx
Supergirl, Kara/Lena, T
Anyone remember this one? The one that hasn't been updated for five years? If you're still around waiting for more of this, you're a real one. Enjoy.
Read it HERE.
ko-fi | fic tag
I needed this.
Thank you to all the people who posted this so I ended up seeing it. I really needed this right now. Thank you!
Yeahā¦ Not gonna lieā¦ I criedā¦
We need more people like this
Goddamn it stop making me feel human
The therapist I wanna be.
Text in the image:
āIām a therapist and keep this poster in my waiting room, apparently itās saved a few lives.ā
I donāt like the phrase āa cry for help.ā I just donāt like how it sounds. When somebody says to me, āIām thinking about suicide. I have a plan: I just need a reason not to do it,ā the last thing I see is helplessness.
I think your depression has been beating you up for years. Itās called you ugly, and stupid, and pathetic, and a failure, for so long that youāve forgotten that itās wrong. You donāt see any good in yourself, and you donāt have any hope.
But still here you are: youāve come over to me, banged on my door and said, āHEY! Staying alive is REALLY HARD right now! Just give me something to fight with! I donāt care if itās a stick! Give me a stick and I can stay alive!ā
How is that helpless? I think thatās incredible. Youāre like a marine: trapped for years behind enemy lines. Your gun has been taken away, youāre out of ammo, youāre malnourished, and youāve probably caught some kind of jungle virus thatās making you hallucinate giant spiders.
And youāre still just going, āGIVE ME A STICK. IāM NOT DYING OUT HERE.ā āA cry for helpā makes it sound like Iām supposed to take pity on you, but you donāt need my pity. This isnāt pathetic. This is the will to survive. This is how humans lived long enough to become the dominant species.
With NO hope, running on NOTHING, youāre ready to cut through a hundred miles of hostile jungle with nothing but a stick, if thatās what it takes to get to safety.
All Iām doing is handing out sticks.
Youāre the one saying alive.
I legit cried at this. Iāve needed to hear it put this way. Bless this post.
Every time I see this post I stop to read the whole image. It always helps ā even on the good days.
Because it wasnāt weakness. It wasnāt shameful to seek help. It wasnāt pathetic to ācry for helpā. I was looking for a stick, be that from myself or from someone else. I was trying to find a way out. I was trying to heal myself.
this is fuckin incredible.Ā
Iām sorry if I repost to many of these, but if it could be someoneās āstickā then itās worth it
For anyone that needs to read this today.Ā
-FemaleWarrior, She/TheyĀ
They also have this one and I think quite a few others but these two I keep on my phone and pull up on my bad days.
Text on second poster:
āWHY ARE YOU SO LAZY?ā
But youāre not lazy. Lazy is when you shrug things off because you canāt summon up the give-a-damn. When youāre curled up tight in your chair at your desk, alone and grey and desperately wishing that you had your life in order, that you did all those things you had to do, that it didnāt feel like breaking rocks just to feed and clothe yourself and get some sleep, thatās not lazy.
People donāt understand. You tell them āItās hard.ā They tell you āNo it isnāt, youāre just lazy.ā
You start to wonder if theyāre right.
is breaking those rocks easy for everyone else? Are they that much stronger than you?
They donāt look like theyāre struggling.
āJust try harder,ā they say. But youāre trying. Itās not working.
Breaking boulders in your path until youāre spent isnāt lazy. And you do it day after day after day.
Youāre not lazy. Most people donāt have those rocks to break. They donāt even know what itās like to have to break rocks to get things done. They donāt understand how hard you have to work, and how hopeless you can feel, when you try and fail to do what they do so easily. Things are harder for you. They really are. And if those people had to deal with your problems, they wouldnāt be doing any better.
Youāre not lazy. Youāre not weak. Youāre fighting hard. I guess I just want you to know that I know that.
agree with every reblog above but i dont like those owls
the owls are cute thoā¦
Seven years after, I see you again š
Guys this completely changed my writing, heed it. I often do an entire draft just looking at sentence variation and oftentimes the results are absolutely transformative in the difference.
This is very very good advice, and absolutely worth following. Read this. Read it again. Follow it. Your writing will get much, much better.
whenever i see this post i am like goddamn this is so true
I love building stories like this š I could rant for an hour about the power of a series of a compact sentences during the onset of a panic sequence which then suddenly gives way into a spiraling sentence of anxiety and fear. Then you cut it offā
Into a more sedately paced paragraph of comfort or realization.
I go so insane for works that vary the length of their sentences to show emotion or character or atmosphere (usually all three)! The horror genre is impeccable with this. The build up of fear as the protagonist notices an open door that was not open before, theyāre sure, they remember closing it and feeling the tough wood grain on their fingers. They force themselves a trembling step forward, reaching for the doorknob toāwhat? To push it further open? To listen to the crawling dread they can barely keep locked behind their teeth and close the door without checking?
They havenāt decided on the best course of action when the wind shudders through the house again, wailing down the chimney and through the fireplace at their back. The icy air slams into them a beat before their outstretched fingers touch the doorknob.
The wind pushes the door open further.
Thereās a monster.
Her heart eyes is crazy bro
Not even my exes look at me like that
Bonus:
āØMy name is Taylor and I was born in 1989 āØ
http://taylor.lnk.to/1989TaylorsVersion
One of the funniest parts in Warrior Nun 2x08 is that Ava and Michael looked at the people in front of the elevator and thought "Nope, we can't win." Two people that can heal when injured. Meanwhile Beatrice, someone who can't heal on a whim, comes across them and was basically like "Move, or be moved."
last kiss - first kiss
Villaneve // Lawyer & Bartender AU
A little manip preview ofĀ āboyfriendā Fleur for a piece Iāve done for Fleurmione Week.
To note:
FR: concentrer /EN: focus
FR: Ć©cureuil /EN: squirrel
FR: pingouin /EN: penguin
FR: cĆ¢lin /EN: hug
the āPINE-GUINEā fucking killed me asfgashasfg
Google Translate: focus
This man, with extreme amounts of self-confidence: fUCK US
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EUGHJJ
EUGGHJJ
āhugā
NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chef au sneak peak part deux
āOne of the guests,ā he says.Ā āShe asked to see you, said that she knows you.ā
Beatrice blinks at him owlishly.Ā āPardon?ā
Ashish shrugs, looking stricken.Ā āThe 10:30 at table seven,ā he says, as if that explains anything.Ā Ā
āDo you have a name?āĀ Beatrice fights the urge to pinch at the bridge of her nose to ward off the way frustration is building in her as much as confusion is.Ā Ava takes her frustration in stride these days, had done so even before they becameā whatever they are now, heated and physical and entwined in each otherās lives to a truly excessive degree that Beatrice cannot find it in herself to worry aboutā but half of the staff crumple in the face of it.
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Avatrice Week 2023 Masterpost
Day 1 - Fake Dating or Undercover
Title: Tell Me You Donāt Know Me Author: quietblueriver Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: Ava and Beatrice run into Beatriceās parents.
Title: Always a pleasure Author: orphan_account Rating: General Audiences Summary: āAnd this is the, uhm, wife, I presume?ā
Title: Serenading in the Trenches Author: spaceosshy Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: Beatrice and Ava are reunited after almost a year apart. Theyāre immediately tasked with going undercover, posing as a married couple of prolific assassins in the hopes of putting a stop to Adrielās criminal activies.
Title: Missions and Love Author: Creativityx Rating: General Audiences Summary: Ava has been assigned to work with the OCSā top agent, Beatrice. It was a simple mission, pretend to be girlfriends, capture one of Adrielās followers and return to the OCS. What Ava wasnāt planning for was her fake girlfriend being so beautiful.
Title: when dividinā up the universe (you could have mine) Author: organicdonut Rating: General Audiences Summary: āOkay, so. I have, uh, some updates,ā Beatrice does not like the way Ava said updates, āAbout last night.ā āWill the updates explain why everyone in the bar is looking at me like Iāve forbidden alcohol?ā
Title: Will you be my fake girlfriend? Author: jessnope Rating: Not Rated Summary: āWouldnāt people think it weird?ā Ava asked, looking genuinely thoughtful. Somehow, Beatrice could sense it was a trap even through the state of tiredness she found herself, Ava had a spark in her eyes.
Title: Philanthropy for the Heart Author: SharonSharpe Rating: Explicit Summary: The Areala General Hospital is hosting its annual charity gala and everyone is excited for the social event of the season. That is everyone except Dr. Beatrice Young. When she makes the mistake of saying Ava is her date for the gala the two are forced to address their flourishing feelings for the other.
Day 2 - Injured or Sick
Title: Life is About More Than Just Fighting Author: strongwomenunited Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: At the end of 2x06, you can see that Beatrice clearly had an injured side, yet in 2x07, itās magically healed. In this story, Ava finds Beatrice after Mother Superior has been brought back to life trying to get her armor off, but her side is in pain. So we will see some hurt/comfort, but you know emotions come out and their relationship changesā¦
Title: A Sick Day Author: strongwomenunited Rating: General Audiences Summary: During the two month period, Beatrice gets a cold after a busy night at the Bar, do they end up training or does Ava make her rest?
Title: That Lilith Voice Inside My Head Author: quietblueriver Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: AU - Lawyer!Bea tries to bring Ava soup. Lilith helps. Sort of.
Title: Iāll Hold You (Blood, Bruises and All) Author: spaceosshy Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: The Halo pulses as Ava roars with rage, knocking Beatriceās assailant backwards into the stone wall. He falls, limp and unmoving. Ava can distantly hear all the times Mother Superion has told her to check the body but she doesnāt care. Sheās already halfway to Beatriceās side.
Day 3 - Jealousy
Title: What Love Feels Like Author: strongwomenunited Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: In 2x02, what if Miguel didnāt walk into Bar La Vasseur while that woman was flirting with Beatrice? What if Ava took things into her own hands to end that conversationā¦? This story explores the idea of Ava spilling some drinks on a certain woman flirting with Beatrice. How will she react?
Day 4 - Soulmates
Title: Soulmarked Author: Creativityx Rating: General Audiences Summary: That fateful day when she was seven, saw her soulmark left incomplete with only the letter āBā on her wrist. Ava learns to wear long sleeves that day. With little hope of finding her soulmate, she puts herself to work as a mechanic fixing cars to stop anyone else from experiencing the same as her.
Her life is ordinary until one client walks through the door with a need for repairs.
Day 5 - Hear Each Otherās Thoughts
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Day 6 - Smut or Creatorās Choice
Title: I Can Taste You In My Rage Author: spaceosshy Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: Lilith returns to the Catās Cradle in the hopes of making amends. Beatrice has some things to say.
Title: The One Time She Knew Author: JetpackingPenguin Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Summary: Five times Beatrice didnāt think Ava returned her feelings and the one time she did
Day 7 - Domesticity
Title: The Teddy Bea-r Author: Lapincobra Rating: Not Rated Summary: Fanart and a little draft for Day 7 Of Avatrice week - Domesticity
