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This is in no way RPG related but I just heard someone call a doctor "you hippocratic oaf" and I needed to share that
My Trip to Super Nintendo World - Bowser Jr.âs Castle!!!
Part 4/5
this is grossly late but I still want to wish @darkwingsnark a very happy belated birthday!!
This is a scene from their fic Come Be Lonely With Me that you can read here
Sorry I am just seeing this now, but I wanted to say this was a lovely surprise! Itâs one of my favorite scenes in the fic, and you more than captured the comedy of what I love so much about it! The live toad reaction is also cracking me up, aha.
Absolutely love it, thank you!
Iggy picks up Polterpup so the adults can practice their teamwork on the court. On the way there Bowser gives Luigi a tour, the plumber finding out more about the king than he expected.Â
COME BE LONELY WITH ME: Chapter 12
Link to my Ko-fi. No obligations, but would be a lovely surprise if you like my art and stories.
I'm pretty sure that in the first game, all those Bowsers you dump in lava at the end of each world are just other enemies disguised as Bowser? So technically Luigi "saw" Bowser before he "met" him. But that was probably his first thought no matter what.
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Sooooooo .... does Luigi ever find out about the burns ? đ
AYO The first part is done! The second half will be up... at some point.
For any new people who are totally lost, this is a continuation of This post first And then this one
I had gotten a few asks about Bowser, and once the next half is done, we'll finally get to see what he's been up to! It just made more sense to take care of this bit first.
And yeah, he totally stole one of Peach's robes. It's a sibling thing :)
Next half!
You guys have been so patient, I hope this was worth the wait.
And hopefully this will both answer and invoke some questions :))
Once again, it's getting way too late for me, so Imma drop this here and wait to see what you think of it
Reblogging for the morning people
Lego is the coolest friggin person on the planet for reblogging the full version of this comic bc I was a dummy and didn't back up the last few pages <3 <3
I made more of these!!
The people have spoken, Bowser doesnât believe in dogs.
If you have any other Donald Duck panels plz let me know, theyâre so fun to do
Luigi in the movie be like
Thanks to @attractive-horse-names for the idea. This made me laugh so I had to draw it :)
SPOKE TOO SOON.
I IMMEDIATELY MADE MORE
mario gets the mattress one because if you try to eat a mattress then you lose mattress privileges
Hey op?
Did Luigi try to eat a mattress?
Lol no but Mario did
tags from @inneskeeper are SO GOOD
haunted house found family redemption arc when
{ID - 1 - tweet by @/AlixEHarrow reads: "a movie where the family 100% knows the house is haunted but, due to the housing shortage, decides to just make the best of it. like remember kids, buddy system!! if spiders come out of the faucet you can skip bath! there is never a good enough reason to go in the cellar!!"
2 - tags edited for readability: "okay now make this a deconstruction of the haunted house as cycles of abuse tropes. a haunted house in which abuse toxicity and codependence are patiently taught to be unnecessary and given things to do instead. we are all here on this same bitch of an earth so lets not make it harder for each other.if a haunted house is a person what happens when the family chooses to treat its sharp jagged past with the respect and care it deserves? what happens to the story then? where does it go?"
3 - tag reading: "something something family befriending the baunted house and making it part of the family"
END ID}
I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are
Not deterred by the closed door
Working as a group
Protecting their identities
Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction
Getting away at the end
These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere
Glad to see the box back open! But can spirits get drunk? Imagine drunk King Boo. I think he'd be really friendly, but in a creepy way. -cat anon
Drunk spirits? Drunk King Boo?! Bruh, we are kicking off this grand re-opening of my inbox right!
Spirits canât become âdrunk" or âhigh" through conventional means (liquors, drugs, etc.), but they are able to âimpair" themselves to obtain similar results. Prolonged exposure to certain energy currents and electrical charges can disrupt a spiritâs natural flow of energy. How it affects spectral beings varies, but most experience something akin to intoxication. Itâs temporary and relatively harmless in moderation; like with mortals, overindulgence can be dangerous.
King Boo has been âinebriated" a few times over the millennia, but he doesnât make it a habit to indulge. Heâs a king after all! He needs to keep his wits about him for the sake of his people. Thereâs also the matter of maintaining an image (how is he supposed to strike fear into the hearts of mortals when heâs too sauced to even fly straight?).
Luigi has had the misfortune (joy?) of seeing the Master of Illusions in all their intoxicated glory. It was a complete accident, and the best part? He was the cause of it. Well, King Boo is partially to blameâhe snuck up on Luigi and managed to successfully scare the lad, but in doing so, found himself on the business end of the Thunderhand. Luigiâs signature technique doesnât typically affect spirits in this way, but he somehow, in his surprise, used just the right (wrong?) type of charge.
The results were terrible glorious.
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[3 hours into Luigiâs waking nightmare]
King Boo, following Luigi like a drunken puppy: âYer m'favorite mortal, Luigi. Did y'know that?"
Luigi, trying and failing to ignore him: âUh-huh."
King Boo: âReally? Howâd yâknow?"
Luigi: âYou told me. Twelve times. In the past thirty minutes."
King Boo: âWow, yer r'lly good with numbers."
Luigi: âIâm a regular math whiz."
King Boo: âYer a wizard too?"
Luigi: âYep. I trained under the great Merlon himself."
King Boo: âYer so talented. I could use a minion like you in my ranks."
Luigi: âMm-hm."
King Boo: âY'know what? Letâs getcha sworn in. Iâm makin' you 'n honorary Boo."
Luigi: âSounds great. What do I need to do?"
King Boo, pulling out a knife: âJust close yer eyes 'n hold still. Youâll be dead before y'know it."
Luigi: âUh-huh, sure thingâwait, WHAT?!"
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Bonus:
King Boo: âHey Luigi, whatsa ghost's fav'rit typa drink?â
Luigi, sighing: âI donât know, what is aââ
King Boo: âSpirits! HA!â
Luigi: "That's notâ"
King Boo: *hysterical wheezing*
Hotel Boss Ghost Headcanons - Part 3
Part 1 - Part 2 - (Part 3)
Whatâs that? You wantâŠMORE headcanons? Oh geez, I hope youâre sure about that
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Ug
Not much is known about Ug (honestly, thatâs probably not even his name) other than he came from a tribe of hunter-gatherers. It is during one of his hunts that he meets his end. Ug and his fellow tribesmen were tracking a herd of mammoths on that fateful day. They eventually caught up to the herd, and just when they were about to ambush their target, a Tyrannosaurus-Rex came barreling onto the scene. It wasnât the apex predator that brought about Ugâs demise, however (not directly, anyway). The mammoths panicked and fled their hunter, causing a stampede. Ug, unable to get out of the way in time, was trampled in the chaos. Â
Other Headcanons
Ug is not the oldest ghost in the hotel (in terms of when they died). Dinosaurs arenât extinct in the Mario-verse, so I donât think itâs a stretch to say there are neanderthal-esque humanoids that also still exist in modern times. Â
Ug lived in a part of the world that seems frozen in timeâa place housing ancient creatures from eras long past that, in our world, would have never interacted. Dinosaurs, mammoths, sabretooth tigers, neanderthals, etc.
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Clem Â
Clem was a contract mechanic that worked for some of the largest corporations of his day. He was a hard worker that completed his jobs quickly, efficiently, and without a fuss. Clem was satisfied with his lot in life. He went with the flow and never complained, though he really should have done the latter. Clem was often subjected to the most unsafe work environments imaginableâconditions that would give OSHA inspectors a stroke if they were privy to itâbut he never said a word. Whether his silence was from fear of having his contract terminated or not really knowing any better is up for debate. Whatever his reasons, Clemâs career ended in tragedy when an on-the-job accident eventually took his life.
Other Headcanons
Clemâs work ethic took a turn for the lazy in death. But after the way he was taken advantage of in life, who can blame him?
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Serpci Â
Serpci was born during a troubling time in her kingdomâs history. The neighboring lands were experiencing horrible drought, and tensions were rising as water became more and more scarce. Her kingdom was by no means spared from hardship, but the river that cut through their land quenched her peopleâs thirst and allowed for the growth of cropsâeven if the yield was meager, it was enough to keep the people from starvation. By the time Serpci took the throne, conflict had broken out between the neighboring kingdoms. Serpci closely guarded her landâs borders as they grew more and more dangerous. Eventually, she closed them altogether. Her efforts to keep her people out of conflict would prove to be futile.
Invading forces were looming on the horizon, and Serpci realized she could no longer ignore the growing threat. She amassed an army and met the invaders at her kingdomâs borders. Better equipped and with greater discipline, Serpciâs forces easily repelled their would-be conquerors. Her peopleâs success was short lived. When the invaders returned, the young pharaoh felt she had no choice but to ensure their complete demise. Just as before, her warriors pushed back the enemy forces, only this time, when they retreated, Serpci pursued them beyond her kingdomâs borders. She lead the charge, eventually catching up to and surrounding the fleeing army. In the heat of battle, no one saw the rapidly approaching sandstorm until it was far too late. With nowhere to seek shelter, both armies were consumed by the dessert tempest and buried alive. Very few survive the ordealâSerpci is not one of them.
Other Headcanons
When she was an infant, her parents awoke one morning to find a deadly cobra coiled in her crib. They were (understatedly) terrified for her safety, and while they and their servants fretted over how to safely retrieve the child, sheâto their growing horrorâawakened and began to curiously reach out to the snake. Instead of biting her, the cobra patiently allowed the infant to pat its scaly body. It eventually slithered out of the crib, leaving an unharmed infant and a room full of stunned adults in its wake. Many similar encounters with snakes would continue to occur, and when the time came to name their daughter, her parents decided on Serpciâafter her unusual sway over serpents.
Serpciâs body was never found, and thus, was not given the proper mummification and burial of a royal. Without the preparations needed for the afterlife, Serpciâs spirit could not rest. The pyramid we see in the hotel is a reflection of the tomb she was denied.
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Nikki, Lindsey, and Ginny
The triplets first got their taste of magic when they saw a magician perform at one of their friendâs birthday parties. They quickly fell in love with the art, and immediately began studying the craft themselves. Their parents initially humored their interest, thinking it to be a phase the girls would soon grow out of, but when the childrenâs passion showed no signs of waning, they began to actively discourage itâespecially when the triplets expressed a desire to one day turn it into a career. They didnât allow their parentâs lack of support to dampen their dream. When the girls felt confident enough in their abilities, they began putting on shows at their local community theater. Â
Nikki, Lindsey, and Ginny were quite talented for their ageâpulling off illusions that were meant for those with twice their level of experience. Audiences of all ages were wowed by their skill, but no matter how well the triplets did, their parents never shifted their stance. They never came to a single performance. As much as the girls tried to hide it, their parentâs complete dismissal of their passion was a huge blow to their sense of self-worth. In a last-ditch effort to earn their parentâs approval, the sisters decided to try something they felt couldnât possibly fail to impress them: real magic.
After a brief, but successful, dabbling into simple spells, the triplets felt they were ready to try something bigger. Practice sessions went well, but on the night of the big debut, things went horribly, horribly, wrong. A mistake caused one of the spells to violently backfire. As inexperienced as the girls were, they were unable to contain it, and were consumed by the blast.
Other Headcanons:
The triplets are desperate for validation, especially from adults they admire. If you express even the slightest interest in their magic, they will latch onto that support like little leeches, and youâll be hard pressed to make them let go.
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Part 3 got away from me toward the end, let me tell ya. These werenât supposed to get so detailed and yet, here we are. Just wait until you see the fourth and final partâitâs stupid long (to me, anyway).
Hotel Boss Ghost Headcanons - Part 2
Part 1 - (Part 2) - Part 3
Ayyy itâs time for the next four ghosts! Weâre starting to get a little more in depth now (sort of).
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Amadeus Wolfgeist Â
A child prodigy, Amadeus has been playing the piano since he could reach the keys. Amadeus amazed all who heard his beautiful performances. He also shocked all who witnessed his volatile temper. It was baffling how a man could craft such charming pieces of music yet be so incredibly nastyâand all over the mildest of slights. Years of stress and unchecked anger took its toll on the maestro, until one day, while tearing into a stage-hand for misplacing his music sheets, Wolfgeist suffered a massive heart attack. Â
Other Headcanons
Wolfgeist has improved somewhat at reigning in his anger. When he does lose his temper, however, itâs ratherâŠintense.
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King Macfrights
King Macfrights was an evil monarch that ruled over his kingdom with an iron fist. At least, between the hours of 10am and 9pm. Macfrights was an actor that played a cruel king at a Renaissance theme park, and he put on one hell of a performance. You loved to hate him! At the end of each show, Macfrights would be challenged to a joust by a heroic knight trying to put an end to his tyranny, and each time, he would lose. He loved his job, but sometimes, he wanted to be the heroâto hear cheering instead of jeering for his character. Macfrights requested a turn as the protagonist, but was ultimately turned down, his employers claiming that he was best suited as the villain. Frustrated, he decided to go off script during the next show in an attempt to show his versatility as an actor. The crowd loved it! It was going wellâuntil it didnât. Caught up in the rush, Macfrights failed to follow proper safety protocol, and ended up killed in the duelâs grand finale.
Other Headcanons
The cheering cardboard cut-out crowd we see at the hotel is Macfrightsâ attempt to recreate the joy he felt in his last living performance
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Dr. Potter
Dr. Potter was a highly respected botanistâan authority in his field. He was well versed in a wide variety of flora, but his specialty was undoubtedly in tropical plants. Dr. Potter lead many fruitful scientific expeditions into some of the harshest jungles in the world. On one such endeavor, is where he met his end. Murphyâs law was in full swingâit rained for days, destroying vital supplies and equipment, washing away trail markers, and causing a mud slide that nearly buried his team. Dr. Potter was separated from the party in all the chaos, lost his spectacles, and obtained a wound that would later become horribly infected. Miles from help and trapped by flooding, the doctor had to make do with what he could find in the jungle. Dr. Potter tried to treat his injury with local herbs, but without his eyewear, he was unable to properly identify the flora on his own. The incorrect herbs were used, poisoning him, and hastening his death.
Other Headcanons
Dr. Potter is farsighted
He has a fondness for carnivorous plants, fly traps in particular
He taught at a university for a few years.
He really, really likes pineapple. His students/interns would sometimes leave one his deskâa play on the old tradition of giving teachers apples
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Morty
Morty was just as dramatic and passionate in life as he is in death. Our favorite movie man was a fairly successful director and way ahead of his time in terms of subject matter and special effects. The latter, unfortunately, would be his undoing. On the last day of filming for his latest masterpiece, a vital set prop malfunctionedâa giant animatronic monster, one of the first of its kind. Being a very hands-on director, Morty refused to sit back and wait for the problem to be solved for him. He opted to climb inside the animatronic beast to help his stage-hands with repairs. The power hadnât been properly cut, so when the massive machine was fixed, it immediately reactivated, crushing the unfortunate crew inside it. Three people were badly injured, one was maimed, and Morty lost his life. Â
Other Headcanons
The movie was eventually completed in Mortyâs honor, and a dedication can be found in the opening and ending credits. Morty has a copy of the film in his possession, but has yet to watch itâhe hasnât mustered up the nerve.
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And thatâs part 2! These were probably some of my favorite to write (sans Wolfgeist. Iâm sorry buddy, I love ya and all, but I was drawing a blank).
Hotel Boss Ghost Headcanons - Part 1
I was asked if I had any headcanons for how each hotel boss ghost died, and because Iâm a rambler who canât just say __ died of __ and be done with it, we haveâŠthis.
So! To start us off, we have Steward, Chambrea, Kruller, and Chef SoulfflĂ©. My headcanons for these four arenât particularly inspired, so theyâre pretty short (yes they do progressively longer ^^â).
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Steward Â
Our favorite Tired Ladâą was a bellman in life much like he is in death. One day on the job, the only elevator in the hotel malfunctioned and was put out-of-order, forcing Steward to have to carry all the guestsâ luggage up the stairs. As you can imagine, hauling heavy, bulky suitcases up and down several flights of stairs can be exhaustingânot to mention dangerous. The inevitable happened. Poor Steward lost his footing, fell, and cracked his head open on the bottom landing. He died instantly.
Other Headcanons
Steward now steers clear of stairways of any kind. His illogical aversion frustrates him to no end.
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Chambrea
Chambrea worked for a maid service in life, cleaning for a wide variety of clientele. She also was a bit of a kleptomaniac. It didnât have to be anything of great valueâshe just took whatever piqued her fancy. Chambrea got away with her little five-finger-discount for years, until one day she stole from the wrong person. She paid with her life.
Other Headcanons
Death hasnât cleaned Chambreaâs sticky fingers. She continues to take what she wants, only now she is very quick to flee if she is ever caught in the act. Â
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Kruller
Kruller was the cheeriest mall cop you ever done seen. Mall regulars knew him by name (and vice versa) and he was friends with most of the staff. Other than the occasional teenage hijinks or mouthy shopper, things were pretty uneventful. Then some drifter blowing through town tried to rob one of the stores. Kruller attempted to stop them, unaware they were armed. It ended with his death. Â
Other Headcanons
The trauma of Krullerâs death has overshadowed his cheery demeanor, turning him into the anxious bundle of nerves we see today. Â
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Chef SoulfflĂ© Â
Dr. Eggman SoulfflĂ© was a chef at a small, hole-in-the-wall restaurant. Cooking was his passion! Which is fortunate, because the man had to work nearly every day of the week just to support himself. One day, after a particularly long shift, an exhausted SoulfflĂ© tiredly slapped together his final meal of the night. He was so out of it, that the food came out horribly undercooked and illy preparedâsomething that would appall his lucid selfâbut tired and hungry as he was, he ate it anyway. Unsurprisingly, the man became very sick, and eventually succumbed to severe food poisoning.
Other Headcanons
In death, Chef SoulfflĂ© is very careful to make sure every dish is fully cooked throughâso much so, he often burns them.
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And that does it for part 1! Part 2 should be out sometime in the next few days
[Edit] Hereâs part 2!
So if Boos are Spirits, are they not territorial?
Boos wouldnât appreciate someone barging in their home uninvited (like most folks), but they wouldnât react violently unless provoked.
If anything, they would make the most of the intrusion and get a few scares in for a good laugh.
Ghosts, on the other hand, have no chill. They want you out of their haunt ASAP and will attempt to expunge you by any means necessary.
The more malevolent ghosts may trap you for a while so they can feed off the negative energy produced by your fear.
There are benevolent ghosts that are more passive, even friendly, but they are not quite as common.