I am not the one the story's about.

Matthew he/him I really like cats and a little bit of politics

[mevil]

[eroscestlavie]

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

[eroscestlavie]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Ashley Tisdale - He Said She Said (2007)

[narutwitter]

[8pxl]

they're girlfriends,,,

[8pxl]

happy pride month i love you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🦋✨

[remanence-of-love]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[wodneswynn]

It's wednesday

[inkpressedpetals]

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[lakevida]

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

[whitager]

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

[bramcrackerswrites]

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

[spamtown-usa]

The Mysterious Pervert has reblogged your post

The Mysterious Pervert has deleted their reblog

Lovely Mutual has reblogged your post

[trickstertime]

Lovely mutual liked that risqué post

Mysterious pervert reblogged that risqué post immediately afterwards

Lovely mutual liked different risqué post

Mysterious pervert reblogged that different risqué post immediately afterwards

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[onlystatic]

“Splintered” 2018

Microns, silver ink, and colored pencil

Stress relief scribbling

[plantnerderyallday]

Annual deer post:

If you see a fawn laying down on the ground all alone, leave it alone. It is not lost, it does not need your help, do not pick it up, do not move it.

This behavior evolved to keep deer young safe. The baby is very small, very quiet, and hard for most predators to see. A young fawn cannot keep up with a fleeing mother deer, which is their primary problem-solving strategy. So while the mother goes elsewhere to graze, the fawn stays safe and hidden. The mom will be back.

Leave the fawn alone.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

This is always good to pass around this time of year, but I would like to add something for the few of us who might be encountering the moose kind of deer.

Moose are deer, but moose have the opposite strategy. They stay close to their babies, and their primary response for anything getting close to their babies is immediate violent murder. If you do see a baby moose by itself, leave. Leave the baby alone and leave the area, preferably quickly. Momma is at most 30 yards away and has already kicked on the kill bill sirens.

[scorpionlafemme]