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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
if i look back, i am lost
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@thekveef
i cant control myself bc of that picture of the ugly little horse its quiet in my classroom and im rlly about to die in here i cant laugh
I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM IM CRYING IN CLASS
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oh my god
whereâs that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car
Hi! Humans donât have an eye shine, so thatâs not a person!
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Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says âyikes.â
NO WAY LMAO
Omfg
IâM DONEÂ
Yesssssss
For five years now my tumblr has been strictly news about my work and upcoming projects and then someone made thisÂ
I AM DONE
Full moon
@hyrulic
This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.
Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.
Thereâs someone who has their iPhone named âhot single horses in your areaâ and they airdrop people pictures of horses randomly. Nobody knows who it is. Once, during an assembly, the laptop that the projector was from had airdrop turned on, and in the middle of a presentation about bullying, it popped up in front of the entire school. HOT SINGLE HORSES IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO SHARE AN IMAGE. A picture of a horse, with text in bubble letters over it saying âavailableâ
whoever they are theyâre my hero
i love it when the sky cancels itself out
ill prove it watch
see those three boxes? direct color grabs. now watch this:
thats because blue and orange are opposites. they cancel each other out, resulting in grey. awesome as fuck
heres something fun. when you bump up the saturation even the tiiiiniest bit, it is revealed that the blue and the orange are having a war
if youâve ever wondered what itâs like to live in the midwest, this is it.Â
You missed some of the best ones
the best part about it is that the art installation isnât actually called the Bean. Itâs called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.
But i mean, look at it. Itâs a bean.
How could you forget this one though
I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.
I really donât have any good way to photograph big things
A couple more pictures of her face
um excuse meâŠ
Aww such a cute dog
I didnât know cheetahs meow Iâve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
Ok but the other one is purring so hard
If I ever donât reblog this assume Iâm dead
whip cream
this is, by far, the most impactful imageset on this website
contemporary roman writers slutshamed julius caesar thatâs your ides of march fact for today
what an absolute unit olâ iulius was
how could you write this and not say WHY he was getting slutshamed
julius âhusband to all wives and wife to all husbandsâ caesar was a thirsty, thirsty bottom
suetonius: i heard that caesar was a big slut and also he liked buttsex and oral
cicero, to the gathered senate: CAESAR TAKES IT UP THE ASS
for historical context, cicero publicly called out jc for bottoming for king nicomedes of bithynia. they first met when caesar was 20, the king was at least twice his age. i am not saying sugar daddy but sugar daddy. the sex was so good that when nicomedes died he left his entire kingdom to rome, i am not making this up this is t r u e
listen itâs one thing to slut shame Caesar, but Cicero went around speculating in public about Caesar and the king doing it on a âgolden couch arrayed in purpleâ where âthe virginity of the one sprung from Venus was lost in Bithyniaâ so I donât think good old Iulius is the only one whoâs got to ask himself some serious questions here.
Julius Caesar was stabbed for being a bottom, please share for bottomâs rights
so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names
theyâre all NAmED aftER fOOD
EXCEPT kEVIN
WHY
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and:Â
RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.
Does anyone else restart their daydreams multiple times and it's the same story that you just keep improving and I'm proving but there's fixed points you always have to keep in there
Gotta get all endings to 100% the game.
Dick Game Diego
Extinction: avoided
Species: saved
Dick: out
I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST
Diego was just out here slangin dick for the goodness of tortoise kind
the biggest of dick energy
BLESS
if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash
- rub the i sides with lemon after youâre done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin
Itâs fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.
Iâm sorry, I canât hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.
