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the first time shane hears about that numbing throat spray he's scandalized because what the mean you're cheating at blowjobs. those are literally performance enhancing drugs i had to WORK to get my skills and you think you can just spray your throat and get the same result??? Ref bench this guy for the season !!
should I keep the horny thoughts going and share another depraved hollanov exhibitionism idea....
shane and ilya fucking/getting each other off in the same room as some of the centaurs....and everyone Knows it's happening but no one bats an eye bc that's just hollander and rozanov, they're nuts. and tbh......the guys find it pretty hot. they'll all just be chilling at one of bood's bbqs, everyone various degrees of tipsy having a little fire pit convo, and everyone is fully aware of ilya's hand slowly moving up and down under the little blanket both he and shane have draped over their laps. they hear the breathlessness in shane's voice as he continues with the group conversation as if nothing's happening. they like when he cuts himself off and comes into ilya's fist beneath the blanket, and they all try to sneak a peek at ilya's sticky hand as he gets up to wash it in the kitchen sink.
Thinking about Shane and Ilya sharing a bed during a roadie, cuddled up, Shane resting his eyes, as Ilya keeps his cock warm inside Shane and - a rookie accidentally used the wrong keycard. And he comes in, a little drunk, and after apologizing just . Doesn’t leave. Worse. More rookies come, a few older players too and they’re all drunk and giddy but somehow quiet enough for Shane to “stay asleep.” Ilya says if he so much as sighs, you all get out (Shane gets what’s being asked. He doesn’t sigh) but. No. They just talk while Shane is stuck on Ilya’s dick without anyone knowing for far longer then should be possible. Shane’s genuinely worried he’s so wet that it’ll show over the cover by the time he finally has to sigh or he’ll make a much more damning noise. The level in which they are forced to Fuck About It is what gives away that something else was going on to the team, neither of them watching their volume like they should.
Trying not to think about Shane and Ilya fucking, Ilya deep deep deep inside Shane and it’s been a dizzying amount of time, Shane’s cum once between them already, wet slick and messy between their tummies but he’s aching hard and wanting again cock throbbing full.
Ilya is so fucking close, shanes on his his back, legs parted open for all of Ilya to fit inbetween them, bent up and back knees scooped up by Ilya’s strong arms, pinning the tops of his thighs to the bed, feet shaking with every plowing thrust. Shane’s nails are all over Ilya’s back, neck, up in his hair and he’s so fucking tight and responsive and pretty on Ilya’s cock, wet and taking him so fucking well, titling his hips up up into Ilya driving thrusts like he needs to make sure he’s getting every possible inch of him.
Ilya is going to cum- Shane’s licking up his throat and scraping his teeth and Ilya grips him tighter fucks him harder till he can feel the bed jolting with the full force of it and “fuck sweetheart m’gonna cum” Ilya pants out, his pace punishing, the sound of their skin fucking loud and wet and filthy of how Ilya fits himself into Shane over and over and Shane is nodding, nodding, his hand tangles in Ilya’s curls and he pulls, pulls twists his grip.
“Fuck baby it’s so good so fucking good oh my god” Shane slurs out and then “please” and Ilya is coming, his dick pulses and his whole fucking pelvis aches and his balls throb and the entire universe is twisted pulled into the animalistic need to rut into the hot wet goodgoodgood shaneshaneshane so fucking good as he comes apart, shooting thick and heavy from his dick into Shane, still with his cock pushes as deep as he can get it and his hearing his fuzzing and he’s panting and cuming and cuming
but then Shane’s nails are frantic down his back and chest, squirming under Ilya and he’s whining, a sad sound and Ilya head snaps down, worried he’d ducked in too hard but then he can hear Shane’s word and Shane’s riding his hole down onto Ilya’s oversensitive still pulsing cock and he’s whining “no no no no Ilya I’m so close I’m so close please don’t stop don’t stop you can’t” and Ilya fucks his hips forward without thinking, desperate always to give Shane what he needs and his body burns with it, he’s so fucking sensitive, at the very end of his orgasm still, but Shane is nodding and mewing happily and saying “yes yes please fuck me. Don’t stop Ilya I wanna come again please I wanna-“ and his voice is so pretty and needy and desperate and Ilya needs to give it to Shane, anything he asks and Ilya is fucking him hard and deep and colours are fucking exploding behind his eyelids and heat icey cold burn is twisting in his gut and it’s so fucking much he’s so sensitive and it hurts, Shane a hot vice grip around his cock and fuck he’s going to die maybe.
But Shane is pulling him in and down and closer and moaning and saying “yes yes yes yes thank you oh fuck” all whiny and pretty under his breath and “don’t stop don’t stop just a bit more please Ilya please” and Ilya couldn’t stop if he wanted to, not when his Shane needs him like this, begs him like this, goes so pretty and stupid and desperate on his cock like this, how can Ilya not give him what he needs. He isn’t cruel. Ilya’s shoulders start to shake with the overstimulation and his stomach is jumping tensing and he’s whining growling low wet in the back of his throat and how is he still so fucking hard and he just came but fuck he might cum again somehow?
And it hurts but it’s so fucking good and he turns his face into Shane’s neck, shoulder, bites hard into muscle as he fucks Shane and fucks Shane and fucks Shane. Shane comes with a desperate choked off whine, head thrown back and an aching sound, nails tearing at Ilya’s back and he’s half sobbing out “yes yes and thank you thank you thank you” and somehow, Ilya cums again, with a shocked grunt, how whole big frame shuddering and shaking and he drops on top of Shane with a jumble of Russian that curses and praises Shane perfect hole, his perfect little succubus, his fucking devil and Ilya might actually be dead. His head heavy between Shane’s pecks and his heartbeat is in his fucking head and whole body and he’s shaking against Shane and he can feels Shane’s heart hammering under his cheek. And then Shane’s finger tips feather light running up and down Ilya’s back in twitchy sleepy touches. It makes Ilya smile the fuck drunk touches of spaced out Shane trying to comfort Ilya, even when he’s all fuzzy from his own orgasm. and everytime Shane clenches a little around him Ilya grunts like he’s taking a punch he’s so sensitive he feels insane, his hands are shaking and maybe a bit numb where they start to rub up and down Shane’s sides.
“That was- fuck” Ilya pants into Shane’s chest and Shane is still foggy with orgasm, still in that blissed quiet daze he finds just after he’s cum for Ilya but Ilya feels him nod and shiver and hum as his hand slides up trembly to cup Ilya’s cheek and Ilya feels his full body shiver around his hot aching too sensitive cock and he has to grip Shane’s hip hard in his hand, too sensitive to even think about pulling out yet. But he can feel where he’s leaking out of Shane and once he’s back in his body again and Shane is too, he wants to pull out to see his mess and play with it and tell Shane he made him fill him twice so fast like that- tell Shane he’s never fucking done that in his life, cum so close together and show Shane the cum on his fingers and maybe make him lick some off Ilya’s fingers after he’s rubbed it all over his hole. For now, Ilya drags his head up to find his Shane who is getting squirmy underneath him, and press their mouths together, soft wet open mouthed kiss.
“Perfect fucking horny devil” Ilya coos, feels Shane’s smile and it makes Ilya want to fuck him again somehow and he bites at Shane’s chin and lips and kisses and kisses him again and whispers to Shane how good he made him feel and how gorgeous he is and feels Shane come back to him in deep breaths.
people try to neuter ilya into a peaceful animal when the beast he is is The Thing that brings shane peace
and i dont even mean sex, though in that as well, but in canon we have ilya who likes sex and likes that he is bisexual and doesnt just know how talented he is but enjoys making sure people know that he knows it. he will tell people when he doesnt like them and pick fights and burn bridges. And shane loves this. shane likes that the things he does with ilya are things ilya will not lie about enjoying, he likes being told he has a good mouth or that hes a good boy just as much as he enjoys hearing ilya say hes boring and has a weak backhand with a grin that admits he doesnt mean it. THIS is shanes peace, knowi g that if he cant admit his own wants and needs he can simply submit to ilya saying it for him, because ilya WILL say it for him, ilya will voice all the ways he wants shane sexually and, later, romantically, and force shane to look in the face of it and submit to it. and yes, shane initiated the tampa conversation that sort of turned their relationship into smth more, but it was because he had drawn his own line and needed to smudge it out. that entire scene is him baring his neck and saying please. Please bite me.
And then fans try to contort him into this thing that wears a muzzle he put on himself, call him a service top and say he wants shane to domesticate him and make a shane that would yell at him for snide comments and tell him to 'be good'. As if he would ever put that muzzle on. As if shane wouldnt be the first one to insist he tear it off.
Hollanov divorce roleplay
Ops tags 😩😩😩
Finally, a way to satiate my desire for drama and make up sex that doesn't force me to read them ACTUALLY breaking up and making up because these two breaking up even temporarily makes me want to throw up my organs
Obviously, one of my hills to die on is that I do not agree with the very simplistic take of "Ilya is afraid for his safety, Shane is afraid for his career."
Because as I've mentioned before, homophobic violence and institutional oppression is not unique to Russia. All it takes is one look at gay bashing statistics of both Canada and the United States (where both players spend a significant amount of time) to realize that and get very depressed.
Shane isn't going to get arrested for being gay, but there is definitely a non-zero chance of getting beat up for looking at someone too long in the showers.
And yes, of course, this isn't going to actually happen in a light-hearted romance novel. But Ilya getting arrested and sent to the gulag is also not likely to happen in a light-hearted romance novel. But for some reason, while Ilya's fear is acceptable and textually established, the idea that Shane might have a fear of homophobic violence apparently goes against romance novel genre conventions.
That said, the other thing that annoys me about that argument is that it completely ignores the idea that SHANE could be afraid for ILYA's safety. Not so much in episode one, I admit. At that time, he and Ilya are practically strangers and only just getting to know each other. And Russia has not passed the really scary anti-gay laws yet.
But by episode five? The cottage? Of course, Shane's going to be afraid for Ilya. And this is a factor that I wish was brought up in TLG, because even if Shane also isn't happy with the status quo, he's not likely to suggest changing anything until Ilya's citizenship status is safely resolved.
Shane also needs to interact with other gay men just to understand how truly lucky he is. He needs to hear someone go off about going on Grindr to find a top for the night and then finding out that all of the guys who have the 'Hung' tag on their profile are packing like five and a half inches at MOST and then Shane has to be like "Oh that. Yeah that sounds rough." Meanwhile he lost his anal virginity to a knockout with model looks who works out for a living and started their relationship by jerking his enormous hog at him in a communal shower which has always been one of Shane's top five fantasies. And he's literally never had to be on The Apps because he's the bottom of all time actually and the DomTop with the enormous dick imprinted on him like a fucking duckling the first time Shane came untouched under him which was, I cannot stress this enough, when he LOST HIS VIRGINITY.
Like shut the fuck up Shane Hollander how does it feel to be the chosen one. He has to confront all of this because he needs to know that he has, once again, won at life in every meaningful way. And then he can sit there like :] while that sad bottom over there bemoans the Grindr biome.
these tags by @mybloodstream-caffeine are everything 2 me
i think if hollanov decide to have more than one kid at least one of them will be a goalie. and you know that kid is going first in whichever draft they end up in because they practiced on shane fucking hollander and ilya fucking rozanov (because if your dads were casually the two best centres in the nhl and two of the most successful hockey players on the planet, then you defend that net like your life depends on it)
everyone else in that years draft thinks this hollander-rozanov child got picked first out of nepotism (because who the fuck is that desperate to pick a goalie first overall in the draft?) until one day that team’s starting goalie is injured and all of a sudden your scoring chances have gone to hell because you’re trying to get the puck past cerberus, the three headed dog that guards the gates of hell
Some people wanna self insert as Shane so they can pretend they’re getting fucked by Ilya. Not me. I wanna self insert as random unnamed Voyageur number 6 so any time I read a fic where Shane comes out to his team, I can be in the corner like “Wow! I’m so happy you’re being true to yourself. We’ll love you no matter who you’re dating, bro 😊”
some of my fav COMPLETED hr/game changer series fics!!
⭐️ A Mother Always Knows
hollanov, socmed yuna & ilya secret identity content is peak
⭐️ Help! There’s a Cute Ghost In My Apartment?!
hollanov Just Like Heaven au!, cute with happy ending
⭐️ Training Season (Out Of Practice)
might be controversial but this is a hayden/cliff, dw hayden and jackie are divorced and on good terms, the whole story is fluffy, funny, and will make you smile
⭐️ Intricate Rituals
OC x OC hockey players, ilya’s chirp inspires them to hook up to get better at hockey, crack treated seriously
⭐️ Turnover
another OC x OC hockey players, this one’s def reads more as its own universe, hollanov doesn’t appear a lot but the main couple is so endearing
⭐️ I wanna be praised from a new perspective
series w/ 2 completed works, troy centric w/ troy & ilya bff content, set as troy is traded
⭐️ Mama’s Boy, Mama’s Boy
hollanov ghost! irina au but only shane can see her, i love her character in this
⭐️ If it wasn’t for that meddling kid
ilya takes in an OC rookie, pava is so endearing and that’s the plot
⭐️ “Meet-Cute”ing the Centaurs
the cens orchestrate meet cutes with shane to ease him into being traded to ottawa
⭐️ at the lonely end of the rink, you and me
obligatory hanahaki au, heart wrenching but happy ending for hollanov
⭐️ You Still Would’ve Turned My Head
hollanov teacher au, they end up coaching the hockey team together
yes shane not realising people are flirting with him but also shane not realising that HE is flirting with men he finds attractive shane who naturally flutters his big brown sparkly eyes more often whenever hes talking to a big strong handsome man shane who automatically tilts his head slightly down so his gaze is directed upwards shane whose voice turns soft and buttery while he’s delivering smooth jabs and quick compliments shane whose mouth quips into a glint of teeth and scratches the back of his neck so his bicep strains against the cuff of his t shirt shane who says ‘yeah you’d like that?’ without thinking and hums round and airy ‘mhmm’ in acknowledgement shane insisting ‘i was NOT flirting with him.’ when ilya brings it up later and ilya shrugs and says ‘you cannot help it…you’re super gay…i don’t mind, im the only one that makes you nervous’ and grins wickedly while shane blushes and makes a sound in the back of his throat as ilya descends upon him
Give me Shane awkwardly trying "queer culture" things that Ilya and Harris try to introduce him to and hating it.
Give me Shane "hates clubbing and bars" Hollander not minding Kingfisher in the afternoon but refusing to go at night. Give me Shane never understanding the slang (he's never online) and being overstimulated by drag brunch (it's so LOUD and nothing fits his diet even once he loosens it a little and brunch as a concept throws off his entire routine) and utterly bored by any TV show that isn't the latest game replay (is this reality TV? Is it a drama? He can't remember and he can't tell the difference but honestly he'd rather be watching hockey) and unable to remember the difference between Lady Gaga and Cher (he never listens to music anyway) and completely disinterested in changing his wardrobe (for fancy events he wears whatever his stylist tells him to but not anything adventurous, because he just wants to look acceptable not make a statement).
Give me Shane feeling alienated from gay culture the way he sometimes feels alienated from Japanese culture and being so frustrated that being himself, exactly as he is, still isn't good enough for anyone.
Give me a Shane Hollander who doesn't want to be "the gay hockey player" the same way he doesn't want to be "the Asian hockey player" but he'll suck it up because he's such an inspiration, don't you know how many kids look up to you? Don't you know how much it matters to them to see you out there loud and proud?
Give me Shane finally snapping at Ilya that clearly he's not "super gay" if he's so bad at it, because he's sick and tired of everyone being disappointed that he's not up on whatever the latest queer culture trend is and he does not want to be a "gay icon," he just wants to play hockey and love his husband, and he's not magically a different person now that everyone knows he's gay.
Give me Ilya reckoning with how coming out has only put more expectations on Shane's shoulders and noticing the roles Shane is always forced into - the Asian player, the gay player - and understanding a bit more why privacy seemed like a better guarantee of freedom to Shane than openness.
Give me Ilya promising Shane that he loves him exactly as he is, jocky and offline and dedicated to hockey, that he never has to change anything about himself to seem more palatable to anyone, and fuck anyone who thinks Shane isn't *anything* enough, because he's always been perfect for Ilya.
I listen to two songs i enjoy in a row and im like "i would be such a good dj"
I dont need an ai generated quote unquote "curated" playlist because i have something that can only be earned: the taste of someone who didnt have a lot of friends as a teenager
muoio malissimo
What a funny story...
okay context for the non-italians. long story short: it's pretty much impossible from an engineering perspective. there are very strong and swirly currents that make it not feasible to just build a bridge where the coasts are the closest - it would have to be built in a spot where the distance between the coasts is wider, a little too much for a bridge possibly, but also, like, outside of the cities, which means it would still be quicker for people to step on the ferry than drive all the way to the bridge. the ferry is quick, cheap, also they've introduced sustainable non-polluting boats, so, literally no one in either sicily or calabria wants a useless bridge, even if it could be built safely.
on top of that... it's a seismic area. you really don't want to make engineering experiments there.
governments have tried to figure out a way to build that bridge at least from the 60s, afaik, but engineers have just come to the conclusion that nope.
also: people in sicily and calabria have reason to believe that if a project like that gets given the green light, it will end up fattening the pockets of corrupted politicians and mafia groups.
pretty straightforward right? yeah... NOPE!
the italian right has been waving the proposal of building that bridge for decades. every once in a while, when you think you're free, BAM the right-wing politician genius of the moment comes up with the law proposal to build the bridge. it used to be berlusconi, now berlusconi is dead, recently it's been salvini. they propose to build the bridge, the left says "what the fuck", and the right goes see!! the left doesn't want progress and development for the country!! they want the country to languish and die!!
(in the meanwhile taxpayers' euros go into paying commissions that need to figure out how to build the bridge, ignoring that there's been a billion commissions over almost a century that have all come to the conclusion that nope.)
(also remember what i said about corrupted politicians and mafia groups? well try to guess the reason it's the right-wing parties that keep insisting on building this fucking bridge.)
it's become a total national joke. mention the bridge on the strait to an italian, they'll laugh as they go through the 5 stages of italian political grief.
shane hollander as saint sebastian and by that I mean let me see him tied to a column and stricken by arrows
