I ♠️ Homestuck

18 y/o lesbo that likes things sometimes

[pigswithwings]

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either

[walk-up-songs]

A forever banger from da share zone

[lovehype]

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

[lovehype]

me and the besties going to build a bear

[leftnipsdoodles]

powerful mental image, had to get it out

[erisluna35]

I felt bad for Beth. Had to include her.

[themainchronicles]

im so ill im just leaned over a bowl of boiling water rn tryna drain my sinuses. idek if that does anything

[solivagantingrebel]

editing is so funny because it's like "damn, i wrote 'before' two times within three paragraphs. they are going to stone me in the town square for this"

[avi-mation]

Earth’s Scapegoat and her Sacrificial Lamb

[cloudabserk]

rocky is both touched by the sentiment and disturbed by human medical practices

inspired by this grace quote:

[vamplire]

vampires kissing the spot they’re about to bite has me nodding my head like yup that’s the good shit right there

[starry-eyed-princesss]

Clark being so down bad for Bruce that every one in a 20 feet radar can see it clear as day.

Batman swoops into the meeting room and Superman is already moving his chair for him and has his favourite coffee hot and ready.

Batman has been twitching subtly,too concise for normal humans to notice but Superman immediately clocks it and scans him before slowly shifting close to him and massaging his sore spots. Batman never stops him but never acknowledges it either.

Batman is overstimulated and the league is being too loud and boisterous? Superman's one loud order is enough for all of them to suck their heads and lower it down.

Batman is too immersed in a case and goes non-verbal, only responding in grunts and muffled mumbles that are impossible for anyone to decipher? Superman understands and responds to him as if Batman was screaming his answers in his ears.

The league, their kids and parents, every single person knows about Clark's affection and devotion to Bruce, except Bruce. And Clark instead of being dejected or feeling resentment for it simply loves him more.

[bobeepop]

Bruce and Clark in a situationship.

Not that Clark hasn’t tried to change that, Bruce never fails to draw a line that they aren’t dating. He’s allowed to say they’re together, that he thinks that he’s the prettiest person he’s ever seen, that he’d rather die than not see Bruce anymore.

He’ll wait out Bruce’s attachment and abandonment issues, gladly, but for now he’ll let Bruce find solace in his arms.

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[sreegs]

catching a glimpse of your computer screen when the sunlight hits it: oh ok, i must be a spittle machine. I must be slobbering globs of spit everywhere in a 90 degree arc at all times. and rubbing my greasy paws on the screen without knowing it. i must be some sort of disgusting beast.

[yoyokslut]

i swear lois is so strong because i would have fucked him right there and then

[wormsdyke]

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

[beemovieerotica]

[mori0427]

[themainchronicles]

day 3 on antidepressants. i feel like ive been high since thursday and i have really bad acid reflux

[ultraviolettefan]

Red Hood: "I think this plan is stupid."

Superman, knowing that Jason is just fucking with him at this point: "..."

Superman, finally losing his patience: "Let me tell you something, Red Hood."

Red Hood: "What."

Superman: "You may be playing chess, but I'm fucking your mom."

The Justice League: 😦

Batman: 🤦🏻‍♂️

Red Hood: "WHAT?!"