The Master

Adult | He/Him

[clowns0cks]

[twogirlsroaming]

FAMILY OUTING IDEA!!!: we all get arrested for murder

[dragons-are-epic]

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. Was betrayed.

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. Was betrayed.

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. Was betrayed.

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. Was not betrayed, but leader of alien race insulted Miss Grant. Unacceptable. Murdered them all.

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. Was betrayed.

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. They realised I was the same person who murdered the lot of aliens who insulted Miss Grant. Was betrayed.

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. Was betrayed.

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. Was betrayed.

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. Was betrayed.

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. Was given chance to kill the Doctor. Realised I didn't actually want him dead. Was betrayed.

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. Was betrayed.

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. Was betrayed.

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. Briefly imprisoned Miss Grant in my TARDIS. Was betrayed.

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. Was betrayed.

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. Was betrayed.

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. Briefly imprisoned Miss Grant in my TARDIS. Was given chance to kill the Doctor. Had to let him live so we could work together to prevent both of our deaths. Was betrayed.

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. Was betrayed.

Dear diary. Allied with alien race to conquer Earth. Imprisoned Miss Grant in my TARDIS again. I have been informed of a thing called a 'homosexual'.

Dear diary. I will no longer be imprisoning Miss Grant in my TARDIS.

[weedle-testaburger]

apologies to all non-doctor who fans for missing out on this rare dose of unadulterated serotonin

[criminalchickenfoesig]

Delgado!Master's got these big sad brown eyes and love for the Doctor and incredibly poor plan execution skills that make me want to coddle him like a kitten and also make me want to explode him with the force of about billion suns.

[haroldsaxonthoschei]

A UNIT moment I don’t think we talk about enough is literally a throwaway funny-line in Colony in Space. It’s when the Brig thinks they’ve found another lead on the master and the doctor says last time they thought that it turned out they’d arrested the Spanish ambassador.

And like, that’s just so funny to me. UNIT is part of the military. Surely part of the job is knowing who the foreign ambassadors are?? I know it’s stupid and not relevant but I can’t stop laughing at the fact that they could not have messed that up worse if they tried

[n3cropants]

*record scratch* *freeze frame* "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation…"

[themasteruniversally]

big finish is amazing because they can truly get away with writing anything . you must jump through a lot to get something into the actual show but writing for big finish ??? you could slap paul mcgann in there as the eighth doctor selling lettuce wrapped jelly babies to someone on a train and they'll just let you

[catsofginseng]

The Doctor: I am a man of science. What you call magic is merely that which science has yet to explain.

The Master: (summoning a demon in a nearby church basement)

[strangers-in-space]

Level of nonchalance: playing checkers in a prison cell

[iantowithaglock]

How it feels seeing people who've only seen the show complain about nuwho when you're really into niche spinoff audio series' :

[shalkapilled]

I love that in masterful everyone is either running away or locked in a cupboard or stealing cars and crispy is just like ''I'm fishing:)'' ''This is relaxing:)'' ''Kitty is so nice:)''

[whoscruffylooking]

i love it when the daleks are like “we’re gonna discuss this in private” and then they move like 10ft away and start speaking in their regular speaking voices which is just screaming

[themasteruniversally]

in job applications there are only 3 genders

- male

- female

and Not Applicable

[goldenzingy46]

every day i think about torturing that blond man

[silliestcolressfan]

sometimes ill start a doctor who audio then never finish it

[themasteruniversally]

currently on my 3rd relisten of omega (big finish) so i can absorb my only known source of vandekirian content