WELCOME

Basically welcome to my blog, ummm yeah im new here so hi

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[amyp7899]

the fact they’re making aggtm a show meaning i get to see pip and ravi ON SCREEN is the only reason i’m still alive

[graciebrina-deactivated20240717]

i want to go ahead and apologize for how annoying i’ll be when the a good girls guide to murder tv show comes out

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Charles : Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Erik : I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Sam : I just ended a four year relationship.

Y/N : Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Sam : Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Bucky and Steve fighting from across the room*

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Dick : Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Tim : I don’t know how to do that.

Damien : I don’t wear a watch.

Y/n : Time is a construct.

[thementallyunstablesimp]

Dick : What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Tim : Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Jason : Socks are Feetie Heaties

Y/n : Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Tim : Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Jason : Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Y/n : Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Damien, annoyed : You are disappointments

[thementallyunstablesimp]

Dick : *Screams*

Tim : *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Damien : Should we do something?

Y/n : No, I want to see who wins.

[thementallyunstablesimp]

Ahsoka : Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Obi-Wan : Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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Ned : Why are you on the floor?

Peter : I'm depressed.

Peter : Also I was stabbed, can you get MJ, please.

[thementallyunstablesimp]

At some point probably

Anakin, addressing the squad : And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Ahsoka : But master – that’s just a trash can.

Anakin : It sure is!

[urmom724]

Hear me out

Just imagining Matt and Foggy playing hide and seek and Foggy isn’t used to Matt’s abilities-

*Foggy hiding behind a tree*

Matt: *Is on the branch above him* “I can hear your heart beat-” 

Foggy: “WHAT THE FU-”

[you-see-something-strange-here]

Charles at the xavier school: not my circus not my monkeys, not my circus not my monkey, not my circus not my monkeys-

*sees Erik on TV throwing a stadium at the president*

Charles: my circus my monkey, my circus my monkeys, my circus my monkeys-

[thementallyunstablesimp]

Steve : You know those things will kill you, right?

Sam, pouring another glass of whiskey : That’s the point.

Bucky, smoking a cigarette : We’re trying to speed up the process.

Y/n : *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Danny : I’m an idiot.

Jessica :

Luke :

Y/n :

Matt :

Danny :

Jessica : If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

[thementallyunstablesimp]

Y/n : Bye Jessica ! Bye Luke! Bye Matt! Bye Danny! Bye Jessica !

Luke : You said ‘bye Jessica ’ twice.

Y/n : I like Jessica .

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Matt : I think Y/n was right.

Foggy : I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Karen : They wouldn't do that.

Y/n : You're right, Karen. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Y/n : *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Y/n Told You So' on the back*