The GW

Of Metal Gear Shitposting

[santa-lilio-sangre]

ration time

[mmilhouse]

[lucky-draws]

[loplins]

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One of Otacon’s save quotes that didn’t make the cut.

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[genvy]

[berylb33]

[doctorn1ck]

Absolutely losing it over this pin

[pissvortex]

[upthehaunt-deactivated20171009]

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[paranormalpervert]

Metal Gear Solid

Liquid: Snake! You got all the dominant genes while I got Ligma! Solid: Ligma? Liquid: Ligma balls Snake! Solid: UUAAAAGH!

[radroller]

Snake Eater is not my favorite MGS game, but man is it a real joy

[radroller]

@shadesoforlando

[themetalgear3thousand]

[omnybus]

Suddenly there came a slapping,

As if someone’s asscheeks clapping

By a dummy thicc intruder sneaking down the corridor

I turn around to find a cardboard box upon the floor

T’was only this, and nothing more

[bifags]

[mgsshitpostgenerator]

“My Iroquois Pliskin is a tool of justice!”

[themetalgear3thousand]

“DAVID I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING YOUR DICK THAT!”

[paper-mario-wiki]

yo big boss is at the state of the union

[jerryterry]

yo I don’t know much about American politics, but pretty sure that’s Solidus Snake and he is the president

[themetalgear3thousand]

Nothing but respect for MY PRESIDENT GEORGE SEARS.

[themetalgear3thousand]

Ocelot: Snake, go to the R&D Tab in your IDroid to develop me some cozy woolly socks, pwease my tosie-wosies are cold ;3

Venom Snake: Ehuhhghhg