The Midnight Train Cries

I am here to cause problems (She/her) Terfs dni

[fuck-customers]

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[indomie-fried-noodle]

[notmusa]

SCARED

[s3znl-gr3znl]

[strange-aeons]

Surely Garfield of all things isn't something that gets in the way of religion

implication is that his previous religion was Garfield . . .

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[segamascott]

[beardedmrbean]

[audliminal]

Having short hair really is just

I get up. I walk into the bathroom. I glance in the mirror. My hair is posed in a brand new, never-before-seen array that defies the laws of physics.

[prydon]

noah kahan's the great divide is like. what if you died and came back wrong but the "death" was you leaving your hometown and the "came back wrong" is the change in the way everyone, including your own parents, perceives you even when you do return and the relationships that have been soured by your absence

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*sighs* we sent four astronauts up and four came back huh

[annaisuagain]

Were you expecting more?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

five was the bare minimum for me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh well. there's still the moon ghosts

[thatsoup]

They should let me go into every building I want just to look around

[cparti-mkiki]

fingers on my temples, in deep concentration, brain bulging: if i was a supermarket, where would i put the eggs?

[oscarkelfbom]

frederic being the one to talk to the refs??

[homunculus-argument]

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

[kaijuno]

[wumblr]

beautiful women named magenta cartridge low are trying to contact me on my printer