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@themugwitch
When you remember the anti-vax movement
I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.
THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL
This post was prophetic
I think back to these memes everyday. And they did, indeed, not age well.
I don't think anyone could possibly be surprised at my new altar arrangement. #coffeewitch #witch #altar https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu4mswEHQmw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vhsywqvq22qx
I invented this new thing where I sing “Audrey runs around the table” while Audrey runs around the table, and now it’s all she wants to do.
This is the cutest thing ever
Fucking adorable
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
(x)
I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”
And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”
his composure is just everything I aspire to be
OMG IT’S BACK!
CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG
Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.
FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.
THIS is how you deal with terrorists
Even if you go down you did it with dignity.
You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.
U don’t fuck with the Queen
His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.
Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.
I’m not
BOOBIES
sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.
I love a bouncing pair of boobies.
I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits.
omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.
boobies are great
yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.
This is what tumbler was made for
This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.
I love this
that is one huge pecker you got there
Needs moar tits
What this post needs is a little ass.
Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.
Don’t forget a little pussy
YES.
All the NSFW
How about a nice pair of hooters?
Im really sorry for this nsfw content I’m reblogging..... it’s so dirty I just can’t believe it. I’m surprised Tumblr hasn’t done anything about this
Get you a party this lit
I know this is a standard party but I can’t help but bring my
It is approved, I also present this roster update.
@rileywasyes this would be a lit campaign 🔥
10/10 would dm
This was painted by Tolkien
So:
✔ Tolkien created a world that becomes a part of our recent history and left a legacy that will surely endure till the end of time
✔ He spoke more than 10 languages
✔ He was a good matematician, too, because he created the Valian Years and the Years of the Trees, basing himself on very logical algorithms
✔ He was an accomplished Historian
✔ He was a Professor at Oxford
✔ He fought in WW1
✔ He was an accomplished artist
✔ He wrote poems and songs that make you sob
✔ He was a good singer (I listened to his interpretation of Namárië , so believe me)
✔ He was married to the love of his life and he died at the age of 82 just because he lost his wife
✔ He had four children who later worked to make sure that their father’s legacy would endure
✔ He denied that immortality was a blessing, but rather a burden and blessed the simple nature of humans, and claimed that death is not a Doom to humanity, but rather a path leading us to somewhere else.
✔ Though he wrote Elves, never did he imply that the immortal, beautiful Elves are better than humans. Because we, humans, are good just the way we are
This man was a god on Earth and deserves the world
I just really love watching the swirling patterns while stirring hot cocoa #hotcocoa https://www.instagram.com/p/BtuMxHHH4VF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xqmhxgu0qtw6
Take time to appreciate the small things. Like how this empty cup has a small frownie/sad face at the bottom, which reflects my sadness at having finished a delicious latte and wanting more. I also just love the flow/design left over on the cup-- Its intriguing
The Pokemon Center released a new line of glass hangers featuring ghost Pokemon
I WANT THEM
TAKE MY MONEY NOW
....wait I dont have money. Shit.
CURSES
Im in love with my labradorite pendulum and sphere 💜 #labradorite #crystal #crystals #witch #witchcraft #crystalsareawitchsbestfriend #crystalwitch https://www.instagram.com/p/BshDdU8gXC0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1xg6hyntenmpp
Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some
can we befriend and/or flirt with the giant spiders asking for a friend
It’s you’re adventure you can do whatever you want but watch out!
HI, THIS EXISTS, IT’S CALLED EVERMORE PARK, IT’S IN PLEASANT GROVE, UTAH
it’s more of a DND park but it’s fantasy and characters give you quests and when you finish quests they give you a tarot card with the characters on it
The town functions as a real-time story with a plot and everybody has backstory and movie-quality makeup and shit
Guys I’ve been and it’s fucking unbelievable
THAT GIF IS ME
Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.
To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”
Yeah, this guy-
Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.
GREEK MYTHOLOGY
The Greek creation myth.
The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.
The story of the Minotaur.
NORSE MYTHOLOGY
Norse creation myth.
Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.
EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY
Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff.
How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.
MAYAN MYTHOLOGY
How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail.
CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY
How God made Eve from Adam’s rib.
The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct.
HINDU MYTHOLOGY
Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.
And this is how he does it.
JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY
The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan.
A story about Tanuki.
AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY
Creation myth
SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY
Creation myth
The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born
The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.
NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY
Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?
@perelka-l
The spread of the black death.
Poland, tell us your secret.
Poland is the old new Madagascar.
If I remember correctly, Poland’s secret is that the jews where being blamed all over europe (as usual) as scapegoats for the black plague. Poland was the only place that accepted Jewish refugees, so pretty much all of them moved there.
Now, one of the major causes of getting the plague was poor hygiene. This proved very effective for the plague because everyone threw their poop into the streets because there were no sewers, and literally no one bathed because it was against their religion. Unless they were jewish, who actually bathed relatively often. When all the jews moved to Poland, they brought bathing with them, and so the plague had little effect there.
Milan survived by quarantining its city and burning down the house of anyone showing early symptoms, with the entire family inside it.
I reblogged this tons of times, but the Milan info is new.
Damn Italy, you scary.
Poland: “Hey, feeling a bit down? Have a quick wash! There, you see? All better”
Milan: “Aw, feeling a bit sick are we? BURN MOTHERFUCKER, BURN!!!!!”
Also, this might have something to do with it: from what I understand, O blood type is uncommonly… common in Poland. Something to do with large families in small villages and a LOT of intermarriage. The black plague was caused by a bacterium that produced, in its waste in the human body, wastes that very closely mimic the “B” marker sugars on red blood cells that keep the body from attacking its own immune system. Anyone who has a B blood type had an immune system that was naturally desensitized to the presence of the bacterium, and therefore was more prone to developing the disease. Anyone who had an O type was doubly lucky because the O blood type means the total absence of ANY markers, A or B, meaning that their bodys’ immune system would react quickly and violently against the invaders, while someone with an A may show symptoms and recover more slowly, while someone with B would have just died. Because O is a recessive blood type, it shows in higher numbers when more people who carry the recessive genes marry other people who also carry the recessive gene. Poland, which has a nearly 700 year history of being conquered by or partnering with every other nation in the surrounding area, was primarily an agricultural country, focused around smaller, farming communities where people were legally tied to, and required to work, “their” land, and so historically never “spread” their genes across a large area. The economy was, and had been, unstable for a very long period of time leading up to the plague, the government had been ineffective and had very little reach in comparison to the armies of the other countries around for a very very long time, and so its people largely remained in small communities where multiple generations of cross-familial inbreeding could have allowed for this more recessive gene to show up more frequently. Thus, there could be a higher percentage of O blood types in any region of the country, guaranteeing less spread of the illness and moving slower when it did manage to travel. Combine this with the fact that there were very few large, urban centers where the disease would thrive, and with the above facts, and you’ve got a lovely recipe for avoiding the plague.
Interestingly enough, as a result from the plague, the entirety of Europe now has a higher percentage of people with O blood type than any other region of the world.
WHY IS THIS ALL SO COOL
When Tumblr teaches you more about the plague than 12 years of school ever did.
Just to throw a nod in, as a medieval historian, this is all credible, and is the leading theory as to the plagues effectiveness at this point. So. Enjoy your new knowledge!
Wow. This is cool knowledge!
Sebastian, violently trying to get rid off my ancestors to prevent me from creating this dumbass blog to stop spilling his secrets and realizing it still didn’t work:
Tumblr is dead timeline. For those of you who just logged into the chaos, here's what went down.
Us: Hey staff, can you guys do something about the p0rn bots? Oh and we have a nazi problem
Staff: y’all hear somethin?
us: WE SAID HEY STAFF CAN YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE BOT EPIDEMIC
Staff: did someone ask for a rainbow font!
appstore:*deletes tumblr due to p0rnographic content *
staff We need to do something about this p0rn bot epidemic
Us: THANK YOU
Staff: Lets flag all female presenting nipples and anything flesh toned
Us: wait what
Staff: and anything remotely connected to sex
us: no wait
staff: and delete half our user base
staff: we’re so smart
staff: amazing plan
staff: hey why is no one using tumblr anymore
And thats what happened, RIP tumblr
interact with this post if you enjoyed voltron season 8
I have mixed feelings. I enjoyed it, though it felt.... incomplete. Like not everything was there. But I did enjoy it, even though it completely tore my heart out and ripped my feels into nothingness. Just felt like they rushed and left out key stuff.
Last final for my first semester in college. Then I need to complete a paper before noon. Good thing I got coffee from a local cafe to keep me running as I study the FUCK out of my notes. #collegestudent #collegelife #finalsweek #overstudier #finalfinal #selfie #collegeselfie #whydoimakemyselfsuffer https://www.instagram.com/p/BrVF454ANPk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=v1jmtwzkawom
