Snookie

just a pansexual fangirl with anxiety and depression and too many gay ships

[payton-planet]

These are David Tennant's two brain cells.

[thenewtimelady1997]

Dear Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss

I am a passionate fangirl. And I really love really love Sherlock. BUT WHY THE FRIGG ISNT JOHNLOCK CANON! DON’T YOU HAVE EYES OR A HEART?!? It’s impossible that you don’t see this chemistry between John and Sherlock! YOU build the storyline. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO US. Stop making our hearts bleeding and fill them with gay love. In love Me

[thenewtimelady1997]

It's Straight

Me to a friend: Hey let's watch doctor straight together! My friend: Me: I mean Doctor Strange. He is not straight at all.

[thenewtimelady1997]

[loveinthemindpalace]

I know he’s high off his ass here, but look at this lil cutie toasting his brother after walking miles to spell fuck off and making a room of techies laugh and eating his chips.

[thenewtimelady1997]

Mary: *dies*

Sherlock fandom: yeah we saw that coming

John and Sherlock: *touch for 4.7 seconds*

Sherlock fandom: MISSION ABORT ABORT S E N D H E L P

[rominatrix]

There was a really annoying thing, actually, that day that I thought… It’s a big scene. It’s a very big scene between Amanda, myself, and Ben, and I thought I’d got it. And then we broke for lunch and I was gutted because I thought, “Oh, no. I’ve got to come back to this. We didn’t finish it.” And I was very anxious about it after lunch, very anxious, and actually Ben was very good. He took me aside, and calmed me down. He just said, you know, “Take a deep breath,” sort of thing. So, I did and sort of allowed the scene to come back.

Martin Freeman x (via incurablylazydevil)

[thenewtimelady1997]

Please let johnlock be canon

[thenewtimelady1997]

Just like me!

[callie-ariane]

What the hell is that woman’s name?!

From the BBC broadcast of His Last Vow:

From the DVD of His Last Vow:

Later in His Last Vow (subtitles from the BBC broadcast and the DVD): 

From The Lying Detective:

I would be tempted to suggest that there are two Lady Smallwoods … except that it’s never twins. ;-)

[ordinaryangel-blog]

I’M SCREAMING THIS IS SO GOOD

[thenewtimelady1997]

Me, before The Lying Detective:

Although I respect people who do, I do not ship johnlock, and I will never ship johnlock. I think they function better as just friends.

Me, during The Lying Detective:

I feel bad for people who ship johnlock. John is currently beating the shit outta Sherlock and their ship is burning... I'm glad I'm not a shipper!

Me, after The Lying Detective:

*stands outside my house with signs and chants* JOHNLOCK! JOHNLOCK! JOHNLOCK! JOHNLOCK IS REAL! THE GAY IS REAL! JOHN SUGGESTED IRENE, AND SHERLOCK SHRUGGED OFF THE IDEA OF GETTING WITH HER! SHERLOCK HELD JOHN AS HE CRIED! I WANT TO WALLOW IN GAY TEARS! JOHNLOCK! JOHNLOCK!

[lovesimonloveblue]

And the winner of The Lying Detective is unequivocally Mrs. Hudson

[thenewtimelady1997]

Mrs. Hudson The most Badass in the fandom

[ordinaryangel-blog]

Sherlock was ready to die for John AGAIN and if that isn't love and heartbreak then I don't know what is

[thenewtimelady1997]

Mrs. Hudson is more Badass than James Bond

[thenewtimelady1997]

[micdotcom]

yep, she went there (x)

[jaded4fox]

Ever notice how Donald Trump never goes after Michelle Obama?

[chocolatedeathwarrior-deactivat]

Team Free Will:  A Complete Beginner’s Guide, by Dean Winchester.

1.  This is Dean.  The star of the show. 

He specializes in being being heterosexual and kicking monster ass.

2.  There are three things Dean Winchester absolutely does not do:

Shorts.

Chick flick moments.

And dudes.

3.  He’s also always 100% honest with himself.

4.  This is Sam.  Also known as “the less handsome one.”

He specializes in having stupidly long, girly hair and being really tall.

5.  Dean absolutely does not project his personal issues onto Sam.

Like wearing women’s underwear.

Or being attracted to guys.

Or flirting with Cas.

6.  He’s a bit of a weirdo.

(But if you touch even one stupidly long hair on his head, I’ll skip rope with your entrails.)

7.  And this…is Castiel.

He specializes in being a weird, dorky little guy and having stupidly pretty, stupidly blue eyes with stupidly long lashes, that you just want to heterosexually drown in forever.   

Oh yeah, and then there’s the whole “angel” thing.

8.  Cas doesn’t really get sarcasm.  Or pop culture references (though he’s kinda gotten better at that last part.)

When he’s confused, he tilts his head to the side and scrunches up his eyebrows, and you kinda just want to heterosexually hold him forever and ever.

9.  And most importantly, Dean Winchester is NOT attracted to Castiel.

He doesn’t have wet dreams about the sound of his voice.

He doesn’t touch him just a little more than he needs to, and think about it for days on end.

He never thinks about what it would be like to cook for him, and cuddle up on the sofa, and watch chick flicks together.

I mean, yeah, he does occassionally fantasize about what it would be like to run his fingers through his hair, but don’t ALL straight guys do that with their platonic bro-pals?

And yeah, he has occasionally gotten a heterosexual boner while looking at him, but that’s only natural.  I mean, just look at the guy. 

So yeah, Dean Winchester is not attracted to Cas.  Because Dean Winchester is 100% straight.  

10.  So yeah , that’s Team Free Will:  one ex-bloody junky, a high school dropout and my boyf- my huggy bear- and CAS. 

And no, we’re not accepting any new admissions.