The Notorious TLB

Non-Binary: She/Her, He/Him or They/Them, Asexual/Panromantic, INFJ, Jaded Educator, J-Cane Enthusiast, Arthritis Aficionado, Aging Millenial. You can call me Lux & I post whatever shit I feel like so don’t expect consistency.

[foolishaj]

HAN’S OUTFIT IS EVERYTHING!!! THE FINGERLESS GLOVES?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as a panelist on Hollywood Squares

[squirrelstothenuts]

[render94]

typewriter!

[theclockworkjudas]

I love the orchestra trying and failing to maintain a straight face throughout

[silly-jellyghoty]

Exactly. These people had to rehearse at least a few times all at once yet when it's nkt their turn to play they still look at that guy with the typewriter as if he was the most fascinating thing they have ever seen.

[ironwoman359]

My husband's wind ensemble played this song when he was in high school! you can do it with normal auxillery percussion, but it's so much more fun if you do it with a real typewriter

[alexseanchai]

now that is a writing mood

[whetstonefires]

they were really like, the only reasonable approach to this piece is to insert a clown at the center of the orchestra

[iconuk01]

If you're not playing Leroy Anderson's 1953 classic "The Typewriter" with an actual typewriter on stage... why would you even BOTHER?

From wiki

According to the composer himself, as well as other musicians, the typewriter part is difficult because of how fast the typing speed is: even professional stenographers cannot do it, and only professional drummers have the necessary wrist flexibility

[shutyourmoustache]

Someone on Amtrak’s social media team deserves a raise like N O W. 😂

[cher3pakhi]

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

[naamahdarling]

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

[rhubarbspring]

🍎🐛~

[softwaring]

[anexperimentallife]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

[pseudomasochist]

I have started unironically doing this. It is DEVASTATINGLY effective. You make friends SO easily.

Stop wishing people would do this and be the person who does this.

[psych-is-the-name]

What monster covers a painted lady house in landlord white?!

I dont even want to imagine the horrors they did to the interior

[niavirrivain]

Okay, so, I'm not sure what the complaint here is, personally - I am confident it could be improved with more varied whites, but I also quite like the look as is.

As such, I desire elaboration on the issue.

[psych-is-the-name]

this is the rest of the street

[amwult]

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

[guiltfactory-moved]

most of the best yaoi is written by sadistic lesbians

[guiltfactory-moved]

or straight men who don't know they're writing yaoi

[3racha-agustd]

BANG CHAN WHAT THE FUCK ! 🥴😵‍💫

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[brownian-notions]

[c3rvida3]

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

[ruinedhands]

Okay I hear you, but that's not going to work. As always, when you're thinking of vegan egg substitutes, it's important to think about the purpose of the egg in your recipe.

Eggs are used in this recipe because they smell gross and don't come off easily (due to their tendency to harden/cook in the sun). This is not a situation for applesauce, which will come off in a light rain.

While unconventional, the substitute you're looking for here is sourdough starter. It's goopy, it'll smell atrocious in the hot sun, and it'll harden onto the walls like cement. If you try to get it off with water, you'll end up with a sticky dough.

Just make sure to respectfully ask your target if they have a gluten allergy before doing this - wouldn't want to trade one evil for another.

[valentineish]

This has beautiful synergy with "let me get this bitch's pronouns before I curse them out" in the game of hate

[3racha-agustd]

AFTER THEY RECEIVED DAESANG, CHAN WAS STILL CRYING BACKSTAGE AND FELIX HUGGING AND COMFORTING JEONGIN 🤧💗

I'm so proud of my boys.

[3racha-agustd]

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