Theodora

All opinions expressed are my own🏳️‍🌈✡️♿ Advocate, Content Creator, & Presenter They/Them | Neurodivergent | Interfaith

[bittenrabbit]

i love this tweet so much i think about it weekly, i structure my life around it its so crazy how much one tweet changed the way i view neopronouns for the better

[lunarshawty]

a threesome with two doms using you where one degrades you and the other praises you >>>

[strengthofthewolfisthepack]

ah, the old good cock bad cock routine

[theodoraspoons]

Theodora RosenbergHappy Valentine’s Day – 100% Cross Stitch Designs

To celebrate the romantic season, I’ve got a coupon for ya! 100% off all cross-stitch designs by me! Use coupon code – HappyVDay2024 – for 1

100% off Cross Stitch designs until February 29th 2024!

Grab them while you can!

[angelsaxis]

I haven't seen this version anywhere so I made one!

[angelsaxis]

This flag is pissing off TERFs of course but i am seeing so much colorful JOY from trans lesbians and other lesbians in the notes like I've never seen a set of tags so happy before omg

[theodoraspoons]

Do you love The Witcher? Are you a stitcher? Me, too 😂

Pattern is available on my website: https://authortheorose.com/product/toss-a-thimble-to-your-stitcher-witcher-parody/

(ID: Rectangle, portrait piece of fabric. "Toss a Coin to Your Stitcher" in brown and grey stitches. A Thimble design in the centre.)

[theodoraspoons]

I did a thing.

If you recognise this quote, we should be friends.

If you like this pattern, it's available on my website:

Https://AuthorTheoRose.com/theodoras-emporium/

Edit:

Image description: a photo of a cross stitch. blue letters read 'Smoke Me a Kipper, I'll Be Back For Breakfast.' to the left of the text is a herring flicking its tail. end ID

(ID courtesy of @what--the-helliot)

[theodoraspoons]

I finally ironed and finished it off 😅

(ID: blue text - "Smoke Me a Kipper, I'll Be Back For Breakfast" with a jumping blue herring on the left. Frayed edges on the fabric.)

[theodoraspoons]

Time for me to try needlepunching for the first time...

Come and watch me fail? 😂

https://m.twitch.tv/tangerineatr

[georgethebarbarian]

Important hot tip for literally anyone purchasing art

If an artist you rly like doesn’t have a public commission sheet or perhaps you have an odd but reasonable request your best friend will be “I will gladly compensate you for your time.” Literally the moment an artist sees that you’re actually going to pay them for whatever weird request you’ve got, they’re like a million percent more likely to respond positively to whatever your weird request is. For example: I love birds, and I was seeking out a nice state bird cross stitch pattern that wasn’t too complicated. I found one I liked on Etsy, but it was actually selling the finished product (a gorgeous quilt for about $2000) and not the charts, which was what I wanted. No problem! I messaged the seller and said “hi! I love your beautiful quilt, but I am actually interested in the cross stitch charts. Do you still have them? I would be more than happy to compensate you for the trouble.” I have no doubt that this lovely woman has been demanded for free labor countless times. It has happened to every quilter on planet earth. She told me that she would mail me HER ORIGINAL HANDWRITTEN CHARTS for about $30, since she drafted them herself and wasn’t planning on making another quilt. I gladly sent $50 her way and told her she could just scan them for me if that was easier for her. Artists are, by and large, lovely people who want to help you. Please, just promise them that you will fucking compensate them for their time and labor.

[sleepycatmama]

One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.

[theodoraspoons]

Hey AuDHDer like me, this post isn't for us.

Yeah, I know we can have more than one - but we tend to start them, find a difficulty, then ditch it for something else...

How many unfinished projects do you have, huh? How many?

3?

5?

9?

Put down the brand-new kit you got and finish one of the others you started. If you need to frog, that's okay.

Just give it another try.

[theodoraspoons]

My obsession with Vincent Van Gogh forced me to do a 1.3k stitch that's only 8cm x 5cm 😂

Time to make a tiny frame for it, and a tiny velvet rope.

[theodoraspoons]

I did a thing.

If you recognise this quote, we should be friends.

If you like this pattern, it's available on my website:

Https://AuthorTheoRose.com/theodoras-emporium/

Edit:

Image description: a photo of a cross stitch. blue letters read 'Smoke Me a Kipper, I'll Be Back For Breakfast.' to the left of the text is a herring flicking its tail. end ID

(ID courtesy of @what--the-helliot)

[bbbutterfingers]

you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

[flowergirlmiwa]

babe are you okay? you reblogged I’m Gonna Kiss You Stupid again

[theodoraspoons]

This is so cute 😭😭😭❤️

[theodoraspoons]

Check out my new poem, this piece is on parentification.

https://authortheorose.com/2023/11/26/so-independent-poem/

#Abuse #Parentification #Poetry #Poems

[theodoraspoons]

Men on dating apps -

No shame, no hate - I just get a little kick and a giggle out of the sudden change when they hear I'd be willing to dominate them 🤭🥰

Man: I'm a switch but mainly a dominant. I might sub if I feel comfortable with someone, though.

Me: Oh, cool. I'm also a switch but predominantly a submissive. I've dommed in the past and would be willing to do it again.

Man: Mommy, please step on me.

Me: 👀👀👀

[theodoraspoons]

It's time for some more Trauma fiction!

Theodora RosenbergIn The Shadows – Trauma Flash Fiction

There’s one very important, unspoken rule in my friend group, which I’ve adhered to for years: never date inside the friend group. They’ve a

[theodoraspoons]

It's time for some more Trauma Horror fiction! ☠️

Check out my new piece, titled Crowded Faceless, briefly discussing my experience with prosopagnosia!

Theodora RosenbergCrowded Faceless – Trauma Flash Fiction

There’s one very important, unspoken rule in my friend group, which I’ve adhered to for years: never date inside the friend group. They’ve a

#HorrorFiction #FreeToRead #Horror #Fiction #FlashFiction

[theodoraspoons]

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