Fool of a Took!

Missy. Too Old. Somehow managed to get a doctorate with one brain cell. Theodore Roosevelt was a racist militant imperialist but I'm sure as hell not changing my url this late.

[miamicommune]

you people can't even boycott chick-fil-a.

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[wanlittlehusk]

my friend rob when the drop in dance yourself clean hit on his wedding night

[kevin-the-bruyne]

the singular email that has ever found me well were the ones sent out by ao3

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[pleakworld]

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

middle america is one of the best places on earth… i will NOT bow to nyc or la propaganda!! get your ass to milwaukee!

[azertyrobaz]

Rock, could you just give me a little chance to sleep?

[killin-kel]

love this woman

[oneheadtoanother]

[fagcrisis]

enough of your middle aged man blorbos whos your specialest middle aged woman. if anyone tags a woman under the age of 40 on this post ill kill you in real life

[changingthingslikeleaves]

[thespamman24]

She’s a war criminal. 👍

[wickederinperson]

[cornbread21actual]

[bsaka7]

excerpts from erin in the morning's article on the ioc's ban on transgender women and sex testing policy

[leotanaka]

monarch: legacy of monsters is not a godzilla show. it's a show about one family's generational trauma that starts in the 1950s with a tragic throuple and ends in 2010s with a brother & sister teaming up to search for their father after discovering he had two families while the sister actively steals her brother's girlfriend and godzilla keeps getting in the way.

[snowbairdd]

EMMA STONE attending the 98th Academy Awards (March 15, 2026)

[indigosfindings]

heartbreaking! a pretty solid standalone horror story has gotten a continuation that recontextualizes all of its self-contained events as part of a massive & banal "epic" mythos

[indigosfindings]

entry 1 in the horror series will have a scene where the main character sits in a chair for a while, & itll be mundane but relevant to the pacing & themes & tone, and entry 4 will have a scene where the main character travels back in time to consciously manipulate his past self into sitting in that chair as part of a massive century-spanning gambit in the battle between good & evil, And Also He's The Chosen One