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Hi i'm Sydney and i like cool things

[mymodernmet]

Man Builds Custom-Made Monopoly Board to Propose to His Girlfriend

[giraffepoliceforce]

That man has a lot of guts, assuming anyone will still love him halfway through a game of Monopoly.

[museifushindoushugi]

it’s dangerous to go alone. take this

[romy7]

thanks

[schmergo]

Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God

[scopesandskulllties-deactivated]

Explain

[schmergo]

Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat

[buzzfeed]

UPS DOGS is quite possibly the best group on Facebook.

[soycrates]

male feminists in a nutshell

[aninkabg]

[teawiththegods]

I really tried to scroll past this but here we are

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

[thyrell]

no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking

[yesterdaysprint]

Pittsburgh Weekly Gazette, Pennsylvania, August 16, 1905

[bakuraryxu]

I can’t believe the horse cracked open a cold one

[androidprincess-deactivated2016]

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

this information is so satisfying but idk what to do with it

[christmasonthemoon]

[4soy-deactivated20161208]

why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????

[potato]

thats none of your business

[tofixtheshadows]

It’s come to my attention that I have not yet made a post about Farmer’s Market Hot™.  

Farmer’s Market Hot is a specific kind of aesthetic that is the result of me watching Orphan’s Black and trying to describe the hotness of Cal to others.

See my point?

Farmer’s Market Hot is a wholesome kind of hot. Rugged but approachable. It’s not the kind of hot where you immediately go, “Oh my god they’re so perfect, I want to take them home and photograph them/tear their clothes off.” That’s for later.

This is the kind of hot for people who would visit the farmer’s market to buy some organic cheeses on their way to pick up their kids from their Creativity Through Music class. It’s the look that says “I’m here to support our local beekeepers.” You see them and it makes you want to settle down. You want to do your taxes with them, raise dogs together.

It’s borderline hipster without the elitism and irony, borderline country without the sound of Tim McGraw. If they’re white, racist shit like dreads automatically disqualifies them.

Guys will most likely be stubbly, or bearded, but not to the point of lumberjack. Think Chris Evans in between Marvel movies.

Pictured: a man who wants to buy artisan bread from a stall and be polite to the merchants.

Imagine a woman with a sunflower tattoo, wearing a high-low dress and clunky dependable boots, holding a dog’s leash while she waits at the knife sharpening booth. Imagine a man wearing flannel and holding a baby while talking about ethical alternatives to quinoa.

Farmer’s Market Hot™.

Add this to your vocabulary.

[nourgelitnius]

It’s that time of the year again, so I felt the need to bring this back.

[blackhorseandthecherrytree]

farmer’s market hot

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

the quality content i am here for

[vampiresandbunnies-deactivated2]

I can’t not post this gif now

[habitualshaker]

[1st-1]

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Kat Swenski [full video]

[okaymad]

[womanifesting]

This is the meme content I like to see

[astrangertomykin]

let me tell u something chefs love memes about how a kitchen works and this one caused my entire kitchen to riot and my head chef sent it to all the area chefs in the company