Avery @thepassionatefruit - Tumblr Blog

good evening to everyone except the monster who signed my public email address up for Donald Trump's fundraising requests.

sparrowwings-trash-backyard

Jonathan Sims is like that one starving flea ridden stray cat that always runs from you, gets into fights with every wild animal conceivable in your backyard in the middle of the night and then sneaks under your car hood. in summer. and when you gain his trust and hand feed him he tries to eat your fingers because nobody ever did that for him before and also makes weird noises while doing it

Martin Blackwood is that one outdoor cat who at least 4 different households consider to be their own without knowledge of eachother that kneads you so hard he scratches you and randomly gets stuck on roofs

mcnamak

My best advice for people new to adulthood: keep emergency food around.

I don't mean like those prepper type people. I mean keep a granola bar in your purse or backpack. If you have a car, keep a jar of peanuts in there.

This is good for if you miss your bus, or forget your wallet somewhere, or get stuck in traffic. You never know when you are going to feel shaky, and it's better to have something quick and easy on hand, in case you need it.

Having emergency food around is your best friend. Trust me.

#ive been on that shit for years #wifecore

onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240

this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

hbmmaster

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

hbmmaster

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for