Resident Bitch

Man Door Hand Hook Car Door

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[adhd-vibes]

[tiphansia]

This makes me sad for some reason… hes tired of yelling… hes tired of being angry… he just wants to rest…

[lord-kitschener]

[afloweroutofstone]

[thatthinginyourshoe-deactivated]

[beatlesweatles]

All my friends and family: Thanos gripping your dash isnt real

Thanos gripping my dashboard:

[beatlesweatles]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

This post jumpscared me

[kaijuno]

Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is “Peepoo” for the last 30 years of your life

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things people talk a lot about on this website but have no actual understanding of:

dissociating

getting rawed

maladaptive daydreaming

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a suggested addition:

intrusive thoughts

[cursedcatimages]

[paper-mario-wiki]

thinking about getting some coffee for energy because i have one friend who really likes coffee and i am an impressionable young man

what kind of coffee should i get that doesnt taste like doo-doo trash?

the only coffee ive ever had was the free coffee they gave to students in the morning at my high school before school started.

[paper-mario-wiki]

why is coffee so goddamn bitter i ordered vanilla cream and said “please dont make it bitter” and it’s still so bitter it hurts me

[palmer]

“uwah!! cweamy vaniwwa cowffee hurty!! úw—“

[paper-mario-wiki]

[chumbie]

galar region elite 4

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

[yilleypi]

Pikachu commits tax fraud

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

[trixiekatya]

may i please have bréad

[lvl99catpriest]

@gigglestick Me taking Luna grocery shopping

[oldaccount2000]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[gheorghiu-dej]

[biscotti-5]

What Was The Image

[grimeclown]

thats between me and the holy fucking ghost

[catchymemes]

[spcrash]

Amazing.

EDIT: Seeing how this got popular super fast, Elsie Lovelock on Twitter did some hilarious voice acting for the first two pictures.