[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

this post was a big hit in the adults who have bills to pay fandom

[mangosteen]

[safaridays]

zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea

[frankendykes-monster]

[catchymemes]

[daily-spooky]

[gobblechopstv]

[orteil42]

👇 one day i hope to do this with someone very dear to me

[squoonsquoon]

silly lil guys! dont let go...

[stolligaseptember]

ibland undrar jag hur fem myror har lyckats vara så universellt populär genom tiderna, men sen så minns jag guldkorn som det här

[thefloatingstone]

Everyone always talks about flying cars this and flying cars that.

When the only futuristic gadget I want that doesn't exist yet when it SHOULD are those cup noodles from Cowboy bebop where you just pull the tag at the bottom of it and the noodles are instantly warmed.

where is the future I was promised?

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

i want this to be real so i can remove the chemical heating elements from a pack of cup noodles and use them to make pipe bombs

[msaprildaniels]

that's why they're not gonna make these in real life

[thedurvin]

They actually did make them back in the 2000s or 2010s; not sure why they were discontinued but I do know that when I briefly worked at Target in 2005 our manager forgot his soup was self-heating and putting one of those Campbell’s ones in the microwave, causing it to explode hard enough to blow the door clean off it and damage the ceiling

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

so youre so saying the pipe bomb thing is, in fact, why theyll never make these again

[beardedmrbean]

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[kaity--did]

Similar to one of your anons, my parents *cough cough* mom had a potty mouth when I was learning to speak.

I had this small plastic rocking chair that I used to rock my 32 stuffed animal cats in (or, as many as would fit anyway). The rocking chair had an open space between the seat and the backing, and as I rocked the cats, they kept falling out the bottom.

Somewhere there is a videotape of me doing this while muttering 'fucking damn cats' as I kept piling fallen stuffed cats back on the rocking chair.

I mean you were a SMALL SINGLE MOTHER TO 32 KITTENS what did they expect

[useless-swedenfacts]

is sweden even a real country what the fuck all i know about you guys are the memes and kottbullar???

kottbullar 

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[surprisebitch]

historians will be trying to decipher this in the future

[the-haiku-bot]

historians will

be trying to decipher

this in the future

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[helaegonds]

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