the punniest place on earth

the perfect pundlr to satisfy all your punny needs

[hustlerose]

standing ovation is such a good phrase. that show was so great we laid an egg

[kitkenk]

it's a little stuffy in here, sorry

[skin-slave]

Exclamation marks, but instead of a huge line of them, we do like Roman numerals of them.

You know. To save space.

[lastvalyrian]

Me doing 490 exclamation marks: XD

[smokeys-house]

So how much longer are we gonna pretend "higher than normal call volume" is a thing that exists. I think its normal call volume actually and you just arent hiring enough people. I think if you experience higher than normal for a very long time its no longer higher than normal its just normal and youve failed to adjust accordingly

[amazoogle]

really they could just turn the sound down a little bit

[lakeside-conservative]

Become ungovernable.

[fireflysummers]

I'm apparently so consistently aroace that a friend of mine uses me as a measurement for whether or not something counts as "romantic," based on when I stop understanding what he's talking about.

[fireflysummers]

@loraxofygg Stop being funnier than me on my own post (/j).

[swordbymyside]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I mean i quite like my brain, i’m really very fond of it i just think it’s a design failure that i can’t pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we share one collective braincell and that braincell desires a bath apparently

[stalkingchair]

This is brainwashing propaganda

[eroscestlavie]

trying to be a writer is so scary. like what if I’m actually a Wronger

[storybookhawke]

My dragon? Aged.

My mass? Affected.

[zancraft]

why do boobs have to be covered what secrets do they hold

[official-boob-posts]

Victoria’s if I remember properly

[the-punforgiven]

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

[t00thpasteface]

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[bunjywunjy]

the haunting song of the humpback whale, transcribed lovingly onto the side of a utility trailer