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Codi, 20, She/Her, Good Pokémon & Bad Puns

[mosshound-deactivated20150711]

“theft is for scum” nice opinion whered u get it, the cop store

[stopfeelingsohonestlyattackedrn]

stop saying theft is okay, it’s NOT

[mosshound-deactivated20150711]

i am just wondering, did u by any chance get this opinion from the cop store

[closet-keys]

They bought it at the cop store and paid full price

[opossummypossum]

Please remember

Opossums are not rodents! They’re not even closely related to them. They are marsupials. 

[abstractobject]

Wrong! They are baby

[krxs100]

THE SAD, STRANGE LIFE AND DEATH OF DEVONTE HART: THE CRYING BLACK BOY WHO FAMOUSLY HUGGED A COP

After Ferguson, a viral photo turned the tween into a symbol of post-racial America. But his murder — at the hands of his adoptive white mother — shows how much of an illusion that all really was

We don’t yet know if 15-year-old Devonte Hart died when his adoptive white mother, Jen Hart, 38, stomped on the gas pedal and drunkenly, intentionally, drove her 2003 GMC right off the edge of America. We do know the SUV plunged 100 feet down the cliffside and crashed into the Pacific Ocean, killing her, along with Sarah Hart, 38, Devonte’s other adoptive white mother, and four of his siblings: 

Markis, 19 

Jeremiah, 14 

Abigail, 14

Ciera, 12

The apparent murder-suicide remains an open mystery.

At present, Devonte is listed as missing. Local authorities haven’t recovered his body, nor have they located his sister, Hannah Hart, 16.

(Devontes bio mom) Sherry Davis’ children were forcibly removed from her home by Texas authorities due to her struggle with cocaine addiction. Davis, who was complying with her court-ordered drug treatment program, also fought to get her children home. But before she could get them back, they were adopted by a couple in Minnesota: the Harts. 

In light of what we now know about his murderous adoptive white mothers — who’d been cited for a pattern of repeated child abuse dating back to 2008 — this powerful image twists into a more potent symbol. A symbol of systemic failure. Far more heartbreaking than anyone imagined at the time.

If you want to everything click HERE

#StayWoke 

[richardalexanderrr]

WHAT THE FUCK

[twofingerswhiskey]

Hannah’s remains have since been identified.

[elisamaza]

[doomtribble73]

[mactiir]

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

[tacomel420]

customers the same in all universes

[mactiir]

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

[aaawunder]

me: funko pops ugly

funko pop:

me: HHHHHHHHHHH OH HE BABEY

[tempbot]

[lesbx]

before I came out as trans, whenever my mom saw me pick up anything heavy or whatever she would instinctively say “heeee-maaaan!” and after I came out she switched it to “sheeee-raaaa!” and you gotta love that

[kintrapta]

Pure

[rexrattorum]

Look my new friend!!!

But what’s this??

Oh?

OH??

OOOOOHHH!!!!!

[espurrellie]

HERE

COMES

A…

FRIEND!!!!!

[rexrattorum]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEST ADDITION

[uglyteapot]

I. AM. SCREAMING.

THIS IS SO FUNNY.

[thewickedwilds]

rebagel if the flu shot made you gay

[harritudur]

i just discovered this wilkinson sword ad, and it is basically #myaesthetic 😘

[versatilememes]

I’m too bi for this ad

[cryoverkiltmilk]

*cries in pansexual*

[crippleprophet]

we need to be taught disability history in school because it is 2019, i am 20 years old, and i am only now learning that the National Association of the Deaf had to take Netflix to court in 2012 in order for closed captioning to be required on streaming sites (source). any amount of accessibility in our lives has been fought for, and those stories need to be told.

[gaypda]

if your “gifted child” discourse doesn’t include how kids who are deemed “not gifted” are completely and utterly ignored by the education system and how THAT has lasting effects including having poor self-esteem, poor sense of self worth & a plethora of other bullshit then i don’t wanna fucking hear it

[borrowedfeathers]

And surprise, surprise, most of the “gifted” kids are white! It’s an excuse for segregation!

Read Integration Interrupted by Karolyn Tyson if you want a really good overview of how this whole process got started and how damaging it is.

[garbage-empress]

PSA

@pregnantseinfeld informed me that I was in a Buzzfeed article (with @creamynut and @bootyscientist2) a few months ago and had no idea.

Turns out that Buzzfeed just embeds Tumblr posts.

So if they take a post you’re in and say, embed it from your blog:

You can go back to the post and edit it to whatever you want and it will appear in the article like that. So you can do things like add “pay me royalties” 100 times

and upload 10 pictures of Waluigi in the T Pose

And ruin the article formatting.

[carnival-phantasm]

Thank you so much for this vital information

[unexpected-arachnids]

@a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

[ampervadasz]

[bunjywunjy]

sippy

[aproposproposal-deactivated2024]

Holy shit that bubble is his stomach size

[mamapluto]

LOOK AT THAT TINY LITTLE TONGUE

[passinnotesinsecrecy]

this is my favourite poem ever

[nah010-deactivated20260419]

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

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