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shark vs the universe
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@therearebugsinmymilkshake
So today on the local news they covered that the US men’s soccer team beat Australia but the news anchors didn’t get nearly as excited about that as they did about the report about the local zoo releasing more endangered lizards into the wild and frankly I agree with them
To be fair, reintroducing endangered lizards back into the wild is far more relevant long term
“I Can Fix It”
Artist: Justin Novak 🪡
I'm reworking the zip-off goth jorts right now, reconstructing the whole thing from ground up without any care for how it was arranged before I took it apart. So in case anyone's wondering what the hell the goth jorts are, they're my project where I turned a pair of black jeans into zip-off jorts, where the leg parts are attached mainly with a harness-like system with chain and buckles and stuff. So I when I zip the leg parts off and unattach the harness (which is tied to my belt up at the top), they'll just be regular black jean shorts.
I have also illustrated the potential secret, forbidden third technique: Pant legs and belt, no pants.
every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game
does singing in the shower count as art
does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers
has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull
yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?
Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful
The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say
Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?
Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler
*publishes this post with my paws*
A fish
With paws
Nothing out of the ordinary here
reblogs this post with my cool antenna, (left)
I bet you can’t reblog it with your trunk tho
ignores your challenge with my tendril
as far as I'm aware this is what we're following
Ok I don’t have time to find the posts right now, but if I remember correctly, fish also stated she has human hands and a big fluffy tail. I only remember because I edited this together but got too shy to post it. So I believe fish is something between the (very cute!) drawing above and this:
It only gets better
My realistic human hands are retractable :)
I'm just an ugly homunculus who happens to enjoy the finer things in life
Did Nintendo ever explain why their handhelds after the GameCube have the X and Y buttons on the wrong axis placements?
Taking a shower with the lights off always makes me feel better when I feel like shit for no reason. Though I don't understand the exact details of how it works, the process itself is a matter of simple alchemy: Like cures like.
The oils in soap (good, clean, refreshing) are different types of oils than the oils in my skin and hair (gross, greasy, stinky). By some process of mysterious natural forces beyond my comprehension, mixing the two while in the shower makes the gross oil come off easier, and I can simply rinse it off myself and it goes down the drain.
The darkness in the shower (neutral, soothing, natural) is a different kind of darkness than the darkness in my head (emotional, unhelpful, evil). By some process of mysterious natural forces beyond my comprehension, mixing the two while in the shower makes the gross darkness come off easier, and I can simply rinse it off myself and it goes down the drain.
not to derail but i know how soap works!
its not actually an oil, though sometimes the scents come from oils. soap is actually a binder between water and oil (which dont mix obviously) so the soap binds to the oils on your body and hair, and then the water catches the soap and washes it away! voila, no more oil!!
Neat!
Can someone also explain how darkness works?
When you can't see yourself you can momentarily pretend you don't exist! That's how you solve your problems, by ceasing to exist
I raised my kid wrong. He's shit.
I thought emotional battery would make him cool
Met a bad guy once, racist and rude. Fed him the green stuff. He's a pool now.
I am no nutrition expert but I do have a pretty damn good track record of keeping myself alive, so I want to remind you all that "fed is best" also applies to adults. There's nothing you could eat (that has been deemed fit for human consumption, I don't mean asbestos you smartass) that would be worse for you than just straight-up not eating. No food is as bad as no food.
A protein bar isn't the best possible source of protein in your diet, but it's better than not getting that protein. Fresh fruits would be better than orange juice, but if your choices are between having the orange juice and not getting the vitamins at all, you drink the fucking orange juice.
If you were out at winter while barefoot, and your options were between wrapping random newspaper around your feet, or not having anything to protect your feet, you wouldn't think "newspapers are a worse option than proper shoes, therefore I shouldn't take this worse option" and go barefoot.
crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it
i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage
For some reason I once ended up browsing a support forum for adult survivors of shitty homeschooling, and there was one thread made by a woman who was on the verge about whether she wants to homeschool her kids or if she should send them to public school, and could not make up her mind no matter how hard she thought of it. Someone on the forum suggested to her that how about she'd try interviewing three happy, thriving, mentally and socially well-adjusted adults who were homeschooled as children, and then ask herself if she can provide that same experience to her children.
The mom-to-be then asked the suggester where to find some.
And the suggester answered roughly "the fuck if I know, I've never met one in my life either."
