Life as a banana

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[paulthebukkit]

the holy trinity

[geekandmisandry]

There is exactly One real gamer in the world.

[reeferfox-deactivated20220116]

Felt cute might distance myself from everyone idk

[ginger-ale-official]

An alarm clock except the alarm is set to every time

[seacow-party]

we touch

[visionaryness]

i get

[jurassic-parkranger]

this feeling

[anachronic-cobra]

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

[alexyquest]

Did this post just use a dialogue format to trick me into learning science

[udunie]

Had to check this out on wikipedia at least and boy was that a ride

[atepa09]

SCIENCE!

[not-a-bot-i-swear-deactivated20]

Just so you guys know. Hysterical strength is basically your body not holding back and going %100 though there is a great danger of you hurting yourself or breaking something since your ignoring pain and going %100. There was a case where a kid deadlifted a car to save a sibling but,cracked 8 of his teeth during it because he was clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst you can lift a car or fight off polar bears. Your probably going to break something. Because most of the time when we are “giving our all” we are only giving a fraction of what we could give and this is because if we truly give our all we can seriously injure ourselves.

[celestial-naiad]

This is literally an explanation of Deku and his abilities with One For All.

[such-justice-wow]

Humans naturally hold back because our muscles have enough strength to rip themselves apart

[thathealeygirl]

STOP GIVING THE ALIENS REASONS NOT TO VISIT.

[salamencerobot]

@celestial-naiad the whole one million percent smash was actually hysterical strength, according to horikoshi.

on an unrelated note, did you know that if all the muscles in your back clenched at once your spine would shatter? have fun!!

[celestial-naiad]

Thats a horrifying and empowering thought at the same time.

[silent-calling]

Also: when you are sufficiently electrocuted and “thrown back” what is actually happening is your muscles contracting so hard and fast you essentially fling yourself away from the dangerous thing.

[jadensilver]

This is the same stuff that stops you from biting off your own fingers and whatnot. Our brains just say ‘no, don’t,’ whenever we try to do some dumbass shit, until we reach the point where it’s either do the dumbass shit or die/watch someone else die. I think it’s really cool though that we can shut off this function for others than ourselves. It shows a lot how we truly are social creatures at our core, that we don’t just do this when it’s our own body that might die, but for others in our community as well. 

[sindri42]

This is why a zombie would be extremely terrifying for a short period, and then neutralize itself. No fear and no pain means it could rip apart the gates to your fortress with its bare hands, but it would tear its arms or break its back in the process and never do anything very dangerous again.

This also means that anybody with a magical super-healing power would essentially get super strength out of the mix for free if they could get past the psychological limitations. That’s probably what makes vampires so strong; they don’t actually put out any more force than a normal human but they repair any damage they take in the process almost instantly.

[hungarianmudkip69]

@krunchy-tuna why would you hide this hilarious comment in the tags

[anachronic-cobra]

Aight I know I’m OP but I gotta reblog for appreciation of that comment

[tastefullyoffensive]

Beautiful. (via VBagate)

[vargrimar]

you forgot the best reply

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

true story that hapen today.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Oh no, it hapen again today. Then I reheated the tea in the microwave but that was over an hour ago and I only just remembered it was there, so I must go do that again.

[valtsv]

fuck all romance except whatever those 2 sports announcers on nintendogs had

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

lil nas x is the only valid celebrity because he got rich and IMMEDIATELY started dressing like a fucking jojo villain

[databent]

gonna start signing all my messages and posts with this (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍋ﾌﾞｫﾝ but with a situationally relevant emoji

for example. i like frogs (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🐸ﾌﾞｫﾝ

[halfwit]

Can you make him throw this 🍍

[databent]

as you wish

(っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍍ﾌﾞｫﾝ

[halfwit]

Great! Now can you catch something for me?

[databent]

yeah ok

(っ’-‘)っ

[halfwit]

Here you go!

💖

[databent]

(っ;-;)っ💖=͟͟͞͞

[ichbinreh]

(っ💖)っ  ah.

[scoutsmoocrew]

Like with horses do cows have to have their hoofs trimmed?

Yes! Hoof trimming is pretty big business, all dairies I know have have their cows’ hooves trimmed on the regular.

[magdids]

Give em a good flip!

[despazito]

what am i looking at

[carnival-phantasm]

a pedicure

[kaijuno]

bad and naughty cows get put into the cow rotator to atone for their sins

[whitepeopletwitter]

[niknak79]

Kids playing with a water hose during coast guard demonstration.

[cleverpudding]

the longer I look at this the harder I laugh

[itkuinenkettu]

mä laskemassa voinks olla vielä poissa tunneilta ennen lisätehtäviä tai kurssin keskeyttämistä

[mutxdblue]

[okiitos]

When my uncle finally divorced his abusive wife and became a bachelor again he was like 55 and already used to wearing dad attire. Anyway so that year at the big family camping trip my aunts were trying so hard to hook him up with their friends but he kept wearing this sweater with a kitten in s hammock that said “beach bum” on it. And every time they saw it they’d say “Wear a nicer sweatshirt Stan!” And he would just earnestly reply “This IS a very nice sweater!”

Anyway my aunts were full of shit that sweater kicked ass

[okiitos]

Found the picture that was on the sweater

[bonzai-bunny]

i want to see the avengers play cards against humanity and i want to see them all slowly realizing that steve has the most fucked up sense of humor out of all of them

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: Steve. Steve it’s been 2 hours. Steve please stop laughing.

Steve:

Tony, crying: Steve please what the Fuck does your card say

Steve’s cards:

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony, going into cardiac arrest: STEVE WHAT T HE F UCK D O YOUR CARDS SAY STEVE P L EA SE

Steve:

[slopaganda]

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

[slopaganda]

[seras-sanctum-deactivated202005]