Colossal Fuckup™

What’s up I’m Rylee I’m 22 and I never fucking learned how to read. Kinda over this site

[homofied]

Man, that little scrolly wheel to pick your year of birth getting kinda far

[professionalbeard]

[kissmejuyeon]

their parents sold them to bts

[catasters]

[catasters]

[thereddestpotato]

[angelicguy]

unfortunately, on this platonic male outing at outback steakhouse, my partner has ordered a “blooming onion”, transforming this once casual affair into a romantic tryst

[that-one-support]

the mistake here is that bareback steakhouses are inherently homoerotic

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

[amlsh-deactivated20181211]

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[sads]

im laughins so hard who changed it

[ace-beef]

[whitesunlars]

hypothesis: everyone has the hots for geralt because he is the ideal mix of legolas and aragorn that we have always craved

[brassm]

[tlematimun]

[latinotiktok]

[willkill4pudding]

Translation: Person behind camera; *knock down one card* “Go.” Other person;“Is your character mentally stable?” Person behind Camera; *Looks at card* “Yes” Other person; *Slaps down all but one card* “IT’S MOMO”

[sighinastorm]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS.  THERE WERE ONLY A FEW DOZEN NOTES WHEN I SAW IT LAST.

[megaceros]

[kindofapieceofshit]

a wavy platypus?

[spaghettifromthevoid]

[moonrat02]

PERRY THE WAVY PLATYPUS?!

[alwaysbewoke]

man i love black ppl

[menofcolorinfantasyart]

Kristina Gehrmann

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[proudlyunicorn]

update: we knocked up

[strugglingqueer]

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

[gleerant]

Update: had a baby together

[gleerant]

Baby’s first Christmas

[all-my-friends-are-fake]

This!!!! I want this!!!! Where in the world can I get this?!

[lesbianblush-deactivated2018053]

[novellearts]

oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better

[hozieredits]

Hozier - The Humours of Whiskey (Traditional, a cappella)

[fobhd]

#he makes everythibg sound like a fae is singing it in a forest in the moonlight - @snakekarina

[saloongirls]

“Once Upon a Time” by Mark Maggiori | oil on linen

[sistertaxon]

“you’re an old soul” is just old people speak for “i notice youve been depressed since you were 9″

[youlovetoseeit]

Unrealistic

[marshmalleaux-queen]