samp's whatever blog. @thesamplemotion - Tumblr Blog

some things about this blog.

hello! i'm sam, and i write here occasionally. i'm trying to do so a bit more often nowadays, because i think a lot about all sorts of stuff but i rarely ever share my thoughts with people, then i forget them. also, i barely ever write for the sake of it despite enjoying doing so, and i am endeavouring to change that.

i have a few tags you ought to know about.

"#help me what the fuck am i doing on this platform" is for original posts.

"#sample info" is for informational posts, but probably only this one will use it.

"#life tips from sample" p much does what it says on the tin.

'#sam's liverpool gig posting tag' is also fairly self-explanatory. it's a scene worth writing about, so that's what i'm doing.

sometimes i will try to be funny, but mostly i will try to be genuine, and hopefully i will be interesting whilst doing so.

also, you should check out my website for other stuff i do in other places, including my music. it's pretty barebones atm, but it gets the job done.

so that's p much it for now i guess. thanks for popping by!

– sam (xx)

(oh and be warned, i have very short periods where i reblog like it's going out of fashion.)

#sample info #help me what the fuck am i doing on this platform

heedra

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

mostlycatsmostly

Representatives of the 501st Legion: Capital City Garrison posing with Ottawa Humane Society shelter animals. Happy Star Wars Day! May The Fourth Be With You! Photo Credit The.Rohit Ottawa Citizen

raygun631

Starbucks cares more about Fair trade coffee than it's workers.

garaks-padded-bra

Once i got into a genuine fight with a friend cuz they thought i was problematic for saying dating a neanderthal would be cool

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Like to be clear they considered it BESTIALITY

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Anyway need to smoke with her

homunculus-argument

I'm not a catholic and have never even seen one up close, but I think the pope should start excommunicating people on the reg again. Just start publicly going "you know what, fuck you, you can't sit with us. You're not allowed in church or heaven on the grounds of being JD Vance. Eat shit and go to hell."

Stir shit up a little. What's the point of being the mouthpiece of god if nothing you say has consequences.

approximately-infinite

You know each time I watch this clip I think to myself like wow it really does look like it’s from some vintage gay porno for a second

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garaks-padded-bra

german roommate from university keeps one sided contact with me to tell me about his apples sometimes.

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jusjuiceboxbox

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

ashes-onthewind

reblog if you support:

• pre- or non-hrt trans people

• genderfluid/non-binary people who want hrt

• genderfluid/non-binary people who don't want hrt

• pre- or non-op trans people

• tall transfems

• short transmascs

• fat/plus size trans people

• fem trans men

• masc trans women

• transmascs who don't/can't/won't bind

• transfems who don't/can't/won't tuck

• transfems with wide shoulders

• transmascs with wide hips

• genderfluid/non-binary people with facial hair or tits

• genderfluid people whose presentation is static but their gender is not

• non-binary people whose desired presentation is how society says their agab should present

• transmascs who bind but still have a visible chest

• non- conventionally-attractive trans people

• non-conforming trans people

• non-"passing" trans people

• non-stereotypical trans people

We don't all fit into cisnormative society's bullshit stereotypes!

I'm trying to prove a point to some transphobic relatives. Back me up tumblr.

kbwazhere

As a nonbinary person, I support all these things and I still see everyone in the LGBTQ community or just being trans as people and that they shouldn’t be dehumanized

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fuckass loves everypony

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delicatefury

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

anarchistmemedistro

To attenuate microplastics pollution, we first must quantify the number and types of microplastics found in the natural environment and iden

Nitrile and latex gloves that scientists wear while they are measuring microplastics may lead to a potential overestimation of the tiny poll

thatgirlwiththeflower

The gloves leave stearate particles, a kind of soapy thing, but it *looks* like microplastic, hence the contaminated data! Gloves are NOT shedding microplastics. (Adding this bc this was a misconception I had from the headlines! Glad I read one of the articles in full! Yay learning!)