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THE CRICKET THAT LIVES EXCLUSIVELY ON NEW LAVA FIELDS AND IMMEDIATELY LEAVES THE MOMENT ANY PLANTS SHOW UP. NO ONE HAS EVER SCAVENGED THIS HARD BEFORE. IT'S A LIFESTYLE
Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as
- sneezed wrong
- turned your neck a little too fast
- slept weird
- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual
- breathed
- failed to breathe properly
- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time
- looked too hard at something too far away
- knees
when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government
āHey yāall so we have been delaying the care for injured and sick babies for over 30 years because helicopters are loud :( But itās okay cause we now are going to work on ending the policy. All good now :) ā
lol no anyways the protest is still tomorrow . Donāt let up on the gas
iāve mentioned this here before, but it will remain one of the most ideologically influential experiences of my life: when i was in fifth grade i did a report on post traumatic stress as manifested in veterans of the vietnam war, and my father did me the huge favor of connecting me w/ a vietnam vet friend of his who was diagnosed with PTSD, assuring him that while i was only ten i was bright and curious and he should be as honest with me about his experience as possible.Ā
i remember entering his office with my tape recorder, sitting in a chair that was too big, and asking him questions about war, and his life after war, while swinging my legs over the edge of the chair. i remember being very, very quiet as he spoke of pulling the car over on the highway for fear of crashing when his hands would shake uncontrollably in response to song on the radio or a smell that he couldnāt be sure was real or sense-memory. and of ruined relationships and anger and american hypocrisy.Ā
and i also remember that was the day i learned whatĀ āvalorā meant. he usedĀ āvalorā in a sentence and i didnāt know that word, and when i asked him to explain āvalorā he became very quiet. and i canāt remember precisely what he said, if he ever offered me the dictionary definition or not, but i do remember him looking very sad, and saying something about our countryās idea of āvalorā, and also something about a broken promise. and there was an edge to his words that i couldnāt parse at the time that i would later come to understand was bitterness, that he sounded bitter.Ā
to this day i canāt hear or read the wordĀ āvalorā without seeing sunlight coming through his office window at a slant, close-to-sunset light, and feeling the kind of quiet, confused, completely internalized panic a child feels when they sense that a grown up is trying very hard not to weep in their presence.Ā
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Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Donāt give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CANāT FIND THEM
I CANāT STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
ITāS NOT FUNNY ITāS VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE ITāS DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUTĀ I CANāT FUCKING BREATHE
*THUNK*
i love it so much every time i see it
āugh stupid gravityāĀ
IM FUXKING CSHAKING
I havenāt seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this
Bless, this is absolutely amazing
I love this. Itās so gestural and heās so exasperated about gravity.
The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.
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them: you better not be a cunty skeleton throwing it back when i get home
me:
Cats logic š¤·š±š
It's not that kitty is saying she can't make the wheel go. Kitty is saying she wants to do the wheel WITH her person. Much the same way many cats won't wat unless their person is eating at the same time.
This is a request for social togetherness and it's incredibly sweet
āHaha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.ā
Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.
āY2K came to nothing amirite?ā
Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.
āRemember the hole in the ozone layer?ā
You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?
One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those āitās gonna be an apocalypseā disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.
The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.
And I still think thatās going to happen. I donāt know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope wonāt help bring it about.
And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.
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me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?
Hang on let me translate something real quick
Yeah this is funny