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[thescemofox]

Jon telling Martin he loves him is just

Chefs Kiss

[pesky--dust]

Sometimes, I'm like, "Pesky, stop being delulu. There won't be season 4, there won't be anything new. Hugh and Mads only see that they can make money at cons. That's it. There is nothing more to that", but at the same time:

there is going to be a new movie from Hannibal universe (it is unclear who is going to play Hannibal Lecter or anyone else really)

last year De Laurentiis Entertainment Group's page was updated after many years (at least someone claimed so) and that group worked on every single Hannibal related production

out of blue Hot Topic starts selling licensed NBC's Hannibal T-shirts

Mads Mikkelsen started a film making company

Bryan keeps running into a lot of Hannibal's actors recently

it seems Mads and Hugh are going for another "Hannibal tour" (reunions)

I dunno about it, but people think that Mads acted sus, when he was lately asked about season 4 of Hannibal

And so, I'm actually like:

[daliborsdelight]

this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

[patchouii]

Will Graham & the expressions he makes while being a meddlesome little freak

When he threatened Hannibal at gunpoint after being released from jail, using his empathy to visualize tying Hannibal to a tree as he confessed his feelings before killing him

Looking at the gory self-mutilation Hannibal had drugged Mason into doing before telling him to clean it up, taunting Bedelia by revealing that he's planned Hannibal's escape and will tell Hannibal to kill her

When he said "please" to ask Hannibal to go along with the FBI using him as bait while hinting at the fact that this was good for his plan, too, and looking down at Hannibal after Dolarhyde shot him in the stomach and he collapsed in front of Will...

I think the conclusion here is that while you might assume that the prideful, manipulative, brutal serial killer would be the obvious choice, Will is a more likely choice for the sadist of the relationship and has just as much of a penchant for bitchy cruelty and bloodshed as Hannibal. “You delight, I tolerate….” Sir. Your pants are smoking. The evidence suggests you are a certified liar liar pants on fire

[neitherofusideal]

Just thinking about Will, in this exact moment, hearing and feeling Hannibal's heart pounding and finally knowing the answer to his question, "Is he in love with me?"—that raw certainty hitting him firsthand. Like damn.

[devineroticism]

i have a slur to say

[mismatchsocks]

“will graham is just a sad poor guy who was manipulated by hannibal lecter-“ BOOOOO!!!!! BORING!!!!!!! MY will graham enjoys KILLING and MAIMING because he’s a SICK FREAK

[shamelesstrashcollective-deacti]

Mads Mikkelsen by Kenneth Willardt

[depsidase]

[ozempicofficial]

[drtanner]

LOOK alright I know I've said some things about the French in the past, BUT.

If they do this I will be singing La Marseillaise in the fucking streets.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Like to charge. Reblog to cast.

[vincentghost]

Gen Z: hahaha stupid old millennial!

Millennials: WATCH OUT KID

me, a vampire born in 1917:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i love having a corporeal form. i love eating warm food on cold days. i love taking hot showers. i love sleeping on clean sheets. i delight in earthly decadence. i wake up and eat warm bread slathered in butter. i own multiple pairs of soft fuzzy socks. this body is so comfy and i'm not returning it any time soon

[wonderingwhereileftreality]

Babe it's decomposing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet i am NOT DONE USING IT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#reduce reuse recycle

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

legit my dad was like “i really don’t like the concept of abortion and i wish it didn’t exist, but i’m not about to act like it’s my call” and then i pointed out “the entire concept of outlawing abortion is saying the government has more right over your body parts than you do and has the legal precedent required to take one of your kidneys at any time so long as there’s a single person in need of a kidney transplant” and he suddenly went extremely pro-choice so that’s an argument that never fails

[postcardsfromspace]

THIS.

YES.

THANK YOU.

The question of fetal personhood is and always has been a distraction from the actual issue at hand, which is bodily autonomy.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

want some positive world news? yesterday, in a truly historic moment, Colombia elected its first left-wing president. after 20 years of far-right rule, the traditionally conservative country has elected the remarkably progressive candidate Gustavo Petro (and his running mate Francia Márquez, who will be the first black woman to serve as the country's Vice President!)

for context, imagine if the U.S. had successfully elected Bernie Sanders (after 20 years of republican presidents). that's how big a deal this is. amidst a dangerous global rise in conservatism, this is an enormous win and a cause for hope.

[aldoesthings]

will points a gun at hannibal and threatens to fucking shoot him but hannibal just starts giggling and kicking his feet

[oceanic-frog]

i made an ask game!

[piendish]

Are you insan? Sick in the head perhaps? Well so am I. Let’s go to Claire’s