THE SLAPPY ASTRONAUT

🏳️‍⚧️/27/pan  18+ i mostly reblog random stuff

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[bacon-dragon]

Some cleansing positive energy for your timeline

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

HELLO ?

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards

[maidthings]

oh its gonna be a rough one today huh girls

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[demilypyro]

tgirl swag

[frogmoss1]

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

[pjackk]

i thought you got scrapped for parts

They did i had to go aroind with only 1 arm attached to my neck and I thugged it out piece by piece. Still missing my right hand fingers and i find out whos responsible im gonna kick some ass i NEED to bust so bad and i cant

[soulren]

Hanging out with me and you keep getting annoyed cause you think I keep sighing loudly but it's actually wind rushing through my strangely hollow interior and I blow away

[longseasons]

Let's do this *no one does this with me*

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[destructionfanq]

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[poetrylesbian]

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

[whalepunk]

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

[welcometoroom305]

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

[geyfrog]

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

[welcometoroom305]

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

[swagophile]

It's normal for a girl to always be in a moderate state of decay

[swagophile]

If you feel like youre always quietly falling apart thats fine. thats normal. that just happens sometimes. its okay. these are things everyone can relate to- [worried expression on my face] what do you mean theyre not. theres people who don't feel like this? ...can we kill them?