beastly joy and whimsy forever

hi! i’m chicken (you can also call me bunny), and i make art and reblog the same photo of a creature 10 times in a row. no gender only beasts (they/them pronouns plz)

[chicken-mc-nuggets]

pet commissions!

current commission status: open!

hey there! i’m chicken mcnuggets, and i want to draw your pets! i like to draw pets in a variety of art styles and mediums, and all my traditional art commissions are mailed to people's houses. i do 5 types of commissions right now:

1. oil pastels

these are 100 bucks and on 8.5 by 11.5 inch paper! i can only draw 1 portrait on each piece of paper since my pastels are big and chunky, so no fullbodies or multiple pets together.

2. digital painting

these are $125 per animal, and i can draw as many animals together as you want!

3. less detailed digital painting

these take less time than my regular digital painting style, so they’re 35 bucks per beast!

4. watercolors!

these guys are 9 by 12 inches, and 100 bucks!

5. silly cartoons!

hehe, funny beasts! they’re $15 for a bust and $25 for a fullbody, and you can choose whether you want them in a lined or lineless style.

dm me on tumblr if you'd like to commission me :>

i take payment through paypal and all my prices are in USD

[isda-bata]

She’d rather die than be separated from her friends. I trust you Susie deltarune. Hopecore

[normcdf]

i love utsushikome because she's so deeply entrenched in her guilt and it informs so many aspects of her character and narration etc etc and you wonder what she could have possibly done and then you find out and it's like. o. yeah that was pretty bad

[ot3]

my pitch for the flower that bloomed nowhere is like. okay you know the intense homoerotic friendships that closeted and sometimes even self aware teen girls will develop with other teen girls. now imagine the worst possible outcome that could come from this. okay now picture an even worse outcome.

[ot3]

anyway i think if you guys liked what was happening in the deltarune chapter 5 weird route you should go read the flower that bloomed nowhere and meet my good friend utsushikome of fusai. she has much to offer you.

[horce-divorce]

"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"

[lelif]

on survival

-// @aridante // @orivu // @buzzkillgirls // ? // ? // richard siken// @cemeterything // moomin, tove jansson// @disenchanted-killjoy // isn't that enough, shawn mendes// @ prettytheyswag on twitter// @ coletyumuch on twitter// ? // ? // bird by bird, anne lamott// undertale// @strawberrycircuits

[jbis]

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[brick3621]

[piannpire]

big fan of hater ralsei

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

man you really gotta give it up for skin, the best organ ever

what's keeping out practically every disease, infection, and contamination? skin

what's responsible for 90% of cooling you down when it's hot outside? skin

what can absorb radiation from the goddamn sun and somehow you only get hotter for it? skin

what organ can you decorate with paint, cosmetics, tattoos, and also use as a to-do list when you've got your wrist and a sharpie? SKIN BABEYYYY

practically every organ is annoying in some way. the human body is cursed. every bone and muscle is built spitefully and your immune system is halfway trying to kill you. but skin? skin is trying its very best and it's doing a great job of it. skin is healing up after the most fucked up stuff imaginable and growing back twice as strong because it loves you and wants to protect you. this is not a shitpost i just genuinely want more people to take a second to appreciate something about themselves they've always taken for granted

talk shit about acne all you want, but that infection would have been a death sentence if skin hadn't taken the hit for you so be nice

[blue--deer]

*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this

[elodieunderglass]

There are Experiences behind this sign

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

so true there could be any number of undiscovered species down there all of which are none of my business and never will be. peace and love on (the surface of) planet earth 💕

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[leftcosine]

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

[aimportantdragoncollector]

I'm a Rando in a Medieval Fantasy World And It Turns Out I Can't Invent Anything Because I Don't Know Much About Science

I'm a Scientist in Another World but the Laws of Physics Work Differently Here and this Crazy Universe Doesn't Even Run on Math

I Tried to Become a Fantasy World Cook but People Who Have Eaten Bland Food Their Entire Lives Can't Tolerate Spice

I Slayed the Demon King but it was a Ceremonial Role with No Political Power

I Isekaied to Another World and the Locals Had No Resistance to My Diseases. The Demon King Died of the Common Cold but So Did Everyone Else.

[phantomrose96]

Got some bullshit horse-fuckery going on but the good news about that is nothing drives me into the arms of fanfic more than wanting to escape reality.

Totally unrelated, the Among Us show does such a good job integrating all the canon game mechanics into the story line. Except the New Game mechanic. That one's missing. We should help add it.

A seemingly endless time-loop of the events on the ship with a different set of infected imposters each time, and only Purple is aware of the loop? 🥰

[phantomrose96]

Among Us spoilers under the cut

If I'm going with the theory that Green and Orange were infected in episode 1 by the cracked-open imposter eggs, that sets a good baseline reason as to why the two imposters change at random every cycle. A double-infection always occurs, but who gets hit changes and there's no way to notice as it happens.

I also personally have a headcanon I like which, assuming infection theory is real, the imposters do genuinely adopt the thinking, mannerisms, values, personality, and behaviors of the host they've infected--just now their ultimate goal is killing. I like this headcanon because it feels like a good in-show explanation to playing rounds with your friends where your friends are still your friends, sometimes they just have covert killing as their secret goal.

Also each loop can completely change up who survives and how long, landing me on my secret true motive: keeping Blue alive long enough to be Final Girl.

Also surely, at least once, Purple gets infected.

[phantomrose96]

With protocols so strange and stringent, some joke that MIRA's space expeditions run more like a game than a company. A MIRA operation is no game, of course. A game would start over, and over and over. Meanwhile MIRA missions slog forever onward, don't they…? Red and Purple are returning to Industria with a hull of corpses, a haul of nothing, and a certainty that their employment ends here. But the day of Purple's firing for this mission gone horribly wrong never comes. Instead Purple wakes up to a pizza party where no one is dead.

[phantomrose96]

There’s no fixing me

[phantomrose96]

Good news I finally transferred all discord ramblings to my fic planning document. Which is the document with the planning. Not the actual fic itself. Just all the notes. All the notes about how the sequence of events goes. Which is not fully fleshed out yet

The planning document is 7,200 words long. Which is fine surely.

[phantomrose96]

Hi

[estro-boi]

just walked past the pope excommunicating like 600,000 tradcaths and they saw me and imprinted on me like ducklings. i don't want to be a pope this sucks.

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you