Rampant idiocy

Psst, you. You look like a Supernatural fan. *Flashes coat open* Want some Destiel? Got some Cockles here, too. Authentic shit, man. Sam and Jared? Maybe some other cast members? Fic recs? Art? I've got it all. Dirt cheap, dude. Quality trash, real high-end stuff.

[vendetta06]

dang I gotta do something with my life

*does nothing* *does nothing* *does nothing* *does nothing*

[redscharlach]

It has come to my attention that some of you have never seen what I firmly believe to be the greatest music video of all time: Bonnie Tyler’s Total Eclipse of the Heart. It is the perfect marriage of a galactically bombastic power ballad and a writhing mass of 1980s video clichés, thrown into the path of a wind machine and blasted down a moodily lit corridor into the realm of legend.

In case you’re wondering what the heck they were thinking of when they made it, I remember Bonnie once explaining on TV that it’s about the dreams of a headmaster’s daughter, hence all the boys in (and out of) uniform. In retrospect, the whole shebang is quite fascinatingly female gaze-y, and I’m pretty sure it was a major formative influence on my pubescent imagination.

And yes, there is also a very amusing literal version, but for my money, the original is definitely the most hilarious…

[redscharlach]

A sad and deeply fond farewell to Bonnie Tyler (1951–2026). May somersaulting ninja schoolboys sing you to your rest.

[teaboot]

Working at a sex shop has ruined me because I was checking out a booth at a public market selling bone-shaped collar tags that said shit like “I’m lost” and “pet me” and “spoiled” and it wasn’t until I saw “I pee when I’m excited” and thought damn okay kind of hardcore that it even occurred to me that they could be for like. ACTUAL dog collars 😭😭😭

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I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

[dreamfarer]

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

[warandpeas]

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[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[frownyalfred]

do I even need to caption it at this point

[readerwriterft]

Gandalf: Radagast! I need your help!

Radagast:

[lesbianrey]

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

[miamaimania]

⦿ Not the kind of face you’d ask for directions

[deheerkonijn]

The annual pic of Gimli in his pride underwear. 🏳️‍🌈

Bark bark bark bark

[howls-memeing-castle]

They should invent a Being Alive that’s Free

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[jennelikejennay]

turn your attention to The Character

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.