The StairMaster: The Master of the Stairs

Caleb | he/him | 22

[batboi3]

My favorite genre is autismpunk

[sevenmoreminutes]

every single cheekface song sounds like

*really energetic guitar opening* (most monotone voice you’ve ever heard) the way the cookie crumbled all over my clean sheets! marvel should pay their cgi artists better! the worms on the sidewalk all think I’m annoying! *drum and guitar solo*

[marshmellowtea]

thank you cheekface for giving me the mantra “no one is mad at me no one is mad at me” to sing to myself neurotically when i feel like i’m losing my grip on my sanity

[so-tethered]

saw people hating on cheekface hostile street and i felt so violent before i remembered it's the internet and i can block every cheekface hater and live in a super cool world where there's only cheekfreaks

[thesituation]

it’s so funny tht on here i’m like, mostly a normie while irl i’m consistently the weirdest person in the room at almost any given time. i’m like between two worlds., too normal for online but too weird for real life… i’m like junkrat from riverdale i don’t fit in

[thesituation]

jughead

[dykeleftinhotcar]

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

[redstonedust]

got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust

[lovers-and-dreamers]

going absolutely bonkers insane over these sesame street photoshoots

these are just functioning members of society. i love them so much. my babies.

[lovers-and-dreamers]

since you guys loved this post so goddamn much (6k?????????) heres some more for you to look at

[memecucker]

Chuck Jones is the best counterexample to “the curtains are just blue” because you would not believe the amount of thought and art theory he put into his silly little cartoons

[memecucker]

I need to dig out my Chuck Jones books but one time he was talking about the Wile E Coyote gag where he runs off a cliff and continues running for a little bit before noticing there’s no ground underneath him and then turns to the camera and holds up a sign saying “Help!” before plummeting and Jones said the reason Coyote does that instead of immediately trying to get back to the cliff edge is bc Coyote embodies anxiety and in that particular moment represents the fear and worry about the judgement of others over and above the desire for self-preservation.

Like, if someone was told that interpretation without knowing any better they’d think it came from some pretentious academic or whatever but nope! It’s literally the creator like those are the thoughts he had in his head when he was creating the cartoons

[candyspider-deactivated20230731]

the Nine Rules of the Roadrunner cartoons always sticks with me. Rule 3 especially

[party-gilmore]

[velvetvexations]

[thememedaddy]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

talking about divorce with my mother is so funny in an infuriating way. having to explain like okay you got divorced because you and dad loved and respected each other but grew apart over the course of several decades, whereas I got divorced because I realised I had chained myself to a sphinx intent on torturing me every time I failed to make sense of its riddles

[blacktipped-reefshark-finder]

this post has no sharks

[dragon-in-a-fez]

feel free to add them. I don't know how exactly but I'm sure they would improve things

[prokopetz]

You'd have so much latitude to mess with people if you were a sorcerously animated skeleton. Space aliens have biology, and robots are least presumably beholden to physics, but skeletons are pure bullshit. Nobody would have the slightest intuition about your whole deal to fall back on, so you could claim it works however you want.

[prokopetz]

[narutwitter]

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[newageauthor]

I love this site

[valtsv]

one of the most frustrating ways i've found you can be misunderstood is when people think you're horny about the things you're just weirdly fascinated by and weirdly fascinated by the things you're horny about

[valtsv]

"omg is this like a fetish for you or something 😅🤣" NOT EVERYTHING IS A FETISH!!! "you have such interesting hobbies" no uh . that one is a fetish actually.

[gayvampyr]

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

[gayvampyr]

it’s time