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@thestrongestwizard
What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !
Aw, this is cute.
Honestly I canât believe that Iâm watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing Iâve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this
âSshh donât cry, my baby.â
MY FUCKING HEART đ
âMy baby is big and soft and doesnât look like me but he is my son and I love him.â
my kitten says hello
WHAT
WAS
THAT
SOUND
I was not ready for this todayâŚThis is too much cuteness. I just..I canât even..
i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.
you really need to hit play you just really do
Bubbline - Come Along with Me
I love Gordon Ramsay so much.
He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.
He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.
When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what heâs like to work with.
He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.
He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.
He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didnât fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)
His kids are a treasure.
He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.
When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight:Â
I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when heâs truly a wonderful person.Â
Oh and then thereâs this:
this entire episodeÂ
never forget that the reason heâs âshouty and angryâ on his tv show is that heâs yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person
Uncle Gordon
We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.
HE JUMPS RIGHT INTO IT AND MAKES LITTEL SOUNDS N0
Constant state of oink
how do cats even work
Cats:
A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.
The little tufts of hair in a catâs ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called âear furnishings.â
The ability of a cat to find its way home is called âpsi-traveling.â Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.
One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.
A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.
A catâs nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.
If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.
A catâs heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.
 Cats donât have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.
The claws on the catâs back paws arenât as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back donât retract and, consequently, become worn.
Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.
Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.
A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.
A catâs back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.
Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their ârighting reflex.â The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.
A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49Â km) over a short distance.
A catâs hearing is better than a dogâs. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.
A catâs brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dogâs. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.
And thatâs how cats work.
I learned more about cats in this post than I did in my freshamn biology class in college
Gods perfect murder machines but they weigh 8lbs
@mostlycatsmostly
purrdurr machines
shit son
the older i get the more i realize what it meant for lily and james potter to die at 21. when youâre 11 and youâre reading the books, watching the films, 21 feels ancient. it did to me. even the actors they picked looked like they were in their thirties, because actual 21 year olds standing next to harry in the mirror would have been an excruciating sight i think. actual 21 year olds lined up in the photo sirius shows harry would have been horrible to see. they werenât adults. i look at 21 year olds now and most of them are still teenagers. and iâm so sad because you know harry turns 21 and then 22 and then 28 and 29 and realizes how terribly young his parents were, how brave they were, how exceptional they were, GOD IâM SAD IM GETTING A BEER
Choose your fighter
âGirls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every dayâ
You fuckin CLOWNS think youâre a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think youâre a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.
Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because heâs nice.
Yâall ainât Clark Kent.
I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.
âbarely a Guy Gardnerâ is the sickest comics related burn Iâve heard to date.Â
ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ That scene with Thunderstruck by ACDC
AWWWW SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD.
AMEN TO THAT
Yup. Perfect
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
I see everyone debating over if Marvel should rehire James Gunn, I see people petitioning to have Taika Watiti helm the Guardians franchise, but yaâll are forgetting the perfect replacement to direct the Guardians movies.
Edgar. Fucking. Wright.
THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN
People like to make fun of animators but jokes on themâŚ
WHYâD YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?
Canât forget this gem.
If you ask yourself âWould Gomez Addams treat me this way?â And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.
If youâre a wlw ask if Morticia would ever treat you this way.
If the answer is no, move on.
âIs this how an Addams would behave?â Is the best way to make sure youâre being treated fairly and with love