The Succulent Man

oh ho ho I'm Santa's worst nightmare

[thesucculentman]

When I eeee sometimes I also aaaaaa

[thesucculentman]

I'm gonna shart your pants and there's nothing you can do about it

[thesucculentman]

If we made Jurassic park for real, guarantee we'd start making real dino nuggets

[thesucculentman]

After a long absence, the world will once again be graced with succulence

[officiallanxichen]

[Image description: a moodboard made up of nine pictures of Preminger from the Barbie movie “The Princess and the Pauper”. They are, from left to right and top to bottom:

A picture of Preminger leering over Anneliese’s shoulder as she sits in her throne.

A picture of him throwing his hands back and gasping.

A picture of his dog grimacing.

A clip art speech bubble that says “I’m gay!” against a rainbow background. The speech bubble itself is against a hot pink background.

A screenshot of Preminger looking over his shoulder and smiling as he sneaks through the dark.

A clip art of piles of gold surrounding a crowd.

A picture of Preminger gasping and putting a hand up to his forehead.

A picture of Preminger looking through the glass at the crown.

A picture of Preminger smiling evilly. End image description.]

Preminger moodboard for @lucky-clover-cannot-hear-you <3

[thesucculentman]

Noodle squash like moth

Oodling towards

The LAmp

[thesucculentman]

His name is Nipplestick. He gives nice wet nibbles to any wrists that dangle off the bed when you sleep.

[thesucculentman]

Mmmmmmmm

[deepspacepirate]

The word “moist” is the Number One universally reviled word in the English language due to both its definition and the way it sounds. Similarly gross words include

chunks

curdling

squirt

munch

bulbous

pustule

sink

squirm

slippery

Which got me wondering, can I elicit the same emotions with words that have no meaning? And the answer is “Yes, yes you definitely can.”

So here it is: words and phrases that elicit “thanks, i hate it!” by sheer negative sonority

scrungo

beesechurger

mingus

hurgling

tungus

Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus

slurm

chungus

crungle

gunch

But did you know you can make it even worse by combining them??

bucket of curdling chunks

the pustulous gunch muncher

your squirming tungus

this crungy beesechurger

a squirting chungus

the slurm sink

a slippery mingus

And my all time favorite

m y ⠀m o i s t ⠀s c r u n g o

[gay-jesus-probably]

If I had to read this shit so do you

[recycling-friend]

S l u r m

[thesucculentman]

Sklurgle

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Since some people are always pregnant, the average number of brains in a human body is higher than 1.

[thesucculentman]

Sometimes

You want too scritch your brain, but most of you can't because your skull is in the way.

[thesucculentman]

No one wants

To live in a white bread world with an uptown girl

Cause UPtown FUNk you UP.

I said UPTOwn fuNK yOu UP.

[thesucculentman]

Knees on the ground,

Scabs all around!

Looking like a fool --RECALCULATING.

[thesucculentman]

Snap Crackle Pop!

Cartoon cereal characters?

Yes.

Cereal?

Maybe.

All my joints in a bowl?

Most assuredly so.

[frist--xvi]

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

[keelre-deactivated20151002]

You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask

[witchelny]

tuck in baby

[redmedic-moved]

it all started in new jersey

[miserycord-deactivated20160225]

scrom scrom

[clownblood-moved-blog]

“uuuuhuhhhhuu i just smoked AWUALL of FUKAWMIS WEED AWUUWW SHIT, AWUUEE SHIT”

[nuesama]

Marisa and I went for a walk and saw a disposable camera.

[daisy-butler-deactivated2015072]

strangerly

[edgeworthie]

“I’m more thirsty than anything”

[gay-but-not-for-pay]

NOOT NOOT,

[storm-theory]

*soft whisper* what’s on the menu

*screaming*

L E G S

[officialacxa]

Tea Saloon and Garden are P!ATD’s best songs

[kuroandtheguys]

The blood moon has risen

[moondripping-deactivated2022072]

Thots are people too

[edgy-cowboy]

Captain America is a thigh

[grimlovely]

Jimmy don’t touch that

[salmon404]

John LaUrEnSS!!!! 

@landshark122

[this-is-ske]

*twirls fingers around each other*

spiiiiiiiicy yeast!

[honey-sunny-bee]

I’m being facetious *hits the nearest object*

[lollingtothemax]

fear.jpg

*incoherent, sassy mumbling*

[peacchidrops]

me screaming “mOOD”

[pencopanko]

“No shUT THE HECK UP YOUR MOUTH I’M THE BALD ONE”

[heyheyitsjuju-deactivated202101]

“HE DIED SIX MONTHS AGO”

“oh-Oh-OHH!”

[flamingfoxninja]

Get off my farm!

[spoiledspine]

Stephanie…stephanie it didnt work

[sarahssideblog]

…on oak island????

[rosyyyblush]

🦀🦀🦀🦀

[clear-as-blue-deactivated201810]

“you’re nearly halfway done guys! so i’m going to fill the screen with pictures of cats for seventeen minutes”

[moonlightsblade]

“I wish I had arms”

[similitonno-deactivated20190413]

“Those are fucking nuts, not a pillow you shit”

“That wasnt very prussia of you”

[wolfex126]

“Hella fuck”

[askcupheadthings-deactivated201]

“Thotman” or The Mugman cult.

[double-z-the-queen]

OREOS ARE NOT FUCKING YIN AND YANG THEY ARE GODDAMN COOKIES

[dornada]

Just Mugnika

[bananasnbagels]

Sharkfred

[carunecapella]

The Vore Bros.

[smooththegoofyshark]

Blue

[recycling-friend]

The loooong man with six nipples

[thesucculentman]

Santa=incubus. How else would he get into everybody's houses at night? ;)

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When Thanos did the snap, someone, somewhere, thought they just banged someone out of existence.

[surreal--memes]

The beginning of an epic saga. Where will he go? Who will he meet? All will be answered once p r e l f has been found.