Enjoy Slurm

unnaturally delicious. memes and junk. she/them 30 main blog, my alt is spookuchicken

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

[etiennelux]

the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. it’s a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Took down the sinister obelisk in town this morning with only minor shrapnel wounds, feeling accomplished, the wounds will heal in time

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

I can feel untold power in my veins

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

I should build something to commemorate my new, formidable power. It should be public, of course. Obviously very tall

[louisegluckpdf]

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[jjestierr]

dante with his vergil ita bag (colorized 2026)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Emily Wilson has inadvertently created a fascinating new way to categorize basically any visual media ever made

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[austimpowerz]

surely another trinket will cure me

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[rarebritney]

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

[intactics]

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on

[chromorbid]

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

[ravenfleesfire]

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"