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contantly quoting john mulaney on random life situations

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[thousandfoottallowl]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[0palite]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

[augustdementhe]

SIGH

[i-restuff]

[sangononya-kokomeow]

here’s another one

[daeva-agas]

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

[elamikaaa]

how does this get even worse

[moontideempress]

I think about once in a while...

[chamomiletea-baggins]

We have another one...

[notemily]

[zenon-karr]

This is the internet now tho 😭💀

[sigridlaufeyson]

@lifeistooshorttowasteyourtime @marril96 @latent-thoughts @suometar

😂😂😂

[latent-thoughts]

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

[rosalysaoirse]

It's funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are... idk if it's an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

[mastreworld]

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

[wolfpawn]

[malicemismanager]

Oh dear gods, it's gotten worse

[fierceawakening]

When you know politics but no facts

[anarchistmemedistro]

don’t take people too seriously on the internet

[captaindibbzy]

This hits different when combined with that "Americans don't learn other countries exist till they're in 5th Grade" post from the other day.

[dzamie]

Demily recently got another one lads

Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image might've been a gif of "fuck you," screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign "fuck you"

[vaspider]

are we just not gonna talk about Port O' Rico at all bc I'm stuck there

[demilypyro]

Lmao

[nirvanah]

My dad gave me a USB drive with hundreds of pictures he has taken since the 70′s. This picture of the Snuggle bear playing UNO is undoubtedly the best picture he has ever taken.

[yankee-flatline]

This pic feels like I’m playing for my life

[star-knight-barnes]

being goth in Gotham is kinda basic though (i say this lovingly) because 24/7 you're sorrounded by death and gloom and suffering and zero sunshine and literal fucking gargoyles on buildings.

like if you're goth in Gotham you fit in and i know this has been said before but that's why the rogues are so fucking colourful its cuz that shit stands out. you see someone wearing bright contrasting colours in the angst capital of the world and it is ingrained in you that that's you're cue to get the fuck out of there

what I'm trying to say is. when gothamites first saw robin they ran the other way until batman showed up and explained that the walking streetlight is friendly for once

[midastouchsstuff]

CUTE ICONS / POST

Like or reblog; if you save/use

[asterotica]

like/reblog if you use!!

[moistmailman]

AITA for lying to my son and beating him to a pulp?

So I (2000+M) have been lying to my son (17M) all his life by telling him that I came to this earth to protect everyone and be a hero. Although that was a lie because I was actually here to prep this planet for an invasion for our people to colonize it.

So anyway when I told my son the truth he grew uncharacteristically angry at me and we fought. The fight was really messy, and I proceeded to beat him to a bloody pulp while implying that I didn’t care for him and could easily have another son. I also used his body to kill a subway full of people but I promise I did that for his own good. Anyway afterwards I fled the planet and now I’m starting to think I wasn’t entirely in the right. Am I the Asshole?

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

im bored who wants to play chess with me

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

[femmepathy]

um... i made all of them horsies bc that's my favorite. sorry

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

oh i don't mind at all in fact my horsey is coming to greet yours right now :)

[femmepathy]

omg hiiiiiiiiiiiii :3

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

who cares if tjis is against the rules..... who am i to stop my horsey from saying hello to yours

[henhao]

leslie cheung 1988《纯影集》

[retiredtothesaltonsea]

leslie is one of the first openly bisexual celebrities in asia, an absolute icon

[theonlinemuse]

From Wikipedia: In an interview in 1992, Cheung stated that “My mind is bisexual. It’s easy for me to love a woman. It’s also easy for me to love a man, too” and “I believe that a good actor would be androgynous, and ever changing.“ 

He announced his same-sex relationship with his childhood friend Daffy Tong Hok-tak (唐鶴德) during a concert in 1997, earning him prestige in LGBT communities in China, Japan, Taiwan, and Hong Kong. His relationship with Daffy lasted for almost 20 years until his death in 2003.

In a 2001 interview with Time magazine, Cheung said: “It’s more appropriate to say I’m bisexual. I’ve had girlfriends. When I was 22 or so, I asked my girlfriend Teresa Mo to marry me.”

[beaky-peartree]

Du kannst nicht "Geschlecht" ohne "schlecht" buchstabieren

[beaky-peartree]

i would post this joke in english but it doesn't translate very well

[i-suggest-cdrw]

no i think it translates just fine actually

[fish-to-male]

one day some of you will actually go outside and go to pride and you’re going to meet old black queens who refers to themselves as femme, you’ll meet people from small towns who still use the word transsexual, you’ll see that your local activist organization set up a stall about your local LGBT history that includes leather bar’s history, you’ll see lesbians in groups refer to themselves as “guys” and “boys”, you’ll see someone with breasts and pasties and little else have “he / him” painted on his chest, and you’ll be so caught up with your terminally online attitude that instead of appreciating the wide diversity of people who exist in the LGBT community who are brave enough to share themselves you’ll just be formulating posts and tweets in your head for when get home about how “problematic” it all was and it’s honestly tragic

[saturnialsapphic]

Once, back when I worked in an LGBTQIA dungeon, I encountered a significantly older person who remarked to me that they hadn’t been to “this type of place” in decades. They struck up a conversation with me and told me how amazing it was to see an openly transexual youth such as myself. I asked them about their experiences with gender and they said “oh, well, I’m a bit male and a bit female. Men’s and women’s clothes, sometimes makeup in a suit, sometime fresh faced in a dress when I’m at home. You know, bisexual” Obv this puzzled me at first until I realized this person was using bisexual in a very, very, literal and old fashioned sense, as in, dual-sexed. Non-binary.

Y’all gotta understand there are generation gaps in the language we use and you open yourself up to a LOT of very interesting stories if you stop blocking off the past.

[haleths]

SHADOW AND BONE 1.01 “A Searing Burst of Light” // 1.02 “We’re All Someone’s Monster”

[shadowandbone]

#please give him a break

[wanhedars-deactivated20210712]

[shullkie-deactivated20240125]

protector of lesbians

[thevanivi]

My camera isn’t the best but I still think they’re cute

[thevanivi]

I’m a beginner so its not that good but look!! Kuromi and My Melody felt dolls!!