the void and i are friends @thevoidandiarefriends - Tumblr Blog

halloween-sweets

mono-red-menace

the two genders are yes or no

mono-red-menace

and im STILL nonbinary!

so call me maybe

via @bagginshield

‎ ‎

smoqueen-deactivated20251108

justsomeectoplasm

Guys the origin of this cat's name makes this picture way funnier.

So there's a Chinese street cat livestream where someone made a feeder box and place a camera in it to livestream the street cats that go in and out of the box.

Ms. Lag is one of these cats. The people that regularly come to the stream claim that this cat has some scp like powers because everytime she appears in the stream, the stream lags out like crazy. Every single time she has appeared the stream has either lagged, stopped or the camera goes a little funky. If you go on the Chinese street cat wik and go to her page, there is a detail documentation that describes what happens everytime she appears on stream.

This is the face of a cat that looks at the camera, knowing she is causing uncontrollable internet problems and she winks at us.

justsomeectoplasm

Somebody reblogged this so I have to show you guys my favorite entry

What do you MEAN the lights flickered.

kittydealer

u/Acceptable_East_2533

slowedmountains

A beautiful vision in the pets at home car park

organell

#me whenever my friends try to check in on me

slowlymychaos

I feel that my corner of tumblr is going to appreciate that quite a lot

Nothing like singing about grammatical possibilities in a Christmas Carol and how they influence the text

geeoharee

'Violence' is my new favourite closed-caption

larkiethings

LET THE CROSS STITCH HIT THE FLOOR

larkiethings

Have a pattern link I guess if you want

thebestworstidea

let the cross stitch be decor

yayxstitch

I FOUND IT FINALLY!

dailycatsblog

byjove

MILD hurt/comfort? nuh uh. torture him. sepsis. swept downstream in a frozen river. 6 month convalescence. commit to it.

byjove

booboos on his body AND his soul AND his dignity

byjove

humble that man. he should have to be nursed back to health my his romantic interested and accidentally throw up and pass out on them when they try to clean his wounds

byjove

he has the sniffles? aww. now have him be thrown from his horse and dragged for half a mile.

biomaterial

The night gardener once asked me if I knew how citrus trees died: when they reach old age, if they are not cut down and they manage to survive drought, disease and innumerable attacks of pests, fungi and plagues, they succumb from overabundance. When they come to the end of their life cycle, they put out a final, massive crop of lemons. In their last spring their flowers bud and blossom in enormous bunches and fill the air with a smell so sweet that it stings your nostrils from two blocks away; then their fruits ripen all at once, whole limbs break off due to their excessive weight, and after a few weeks the ground is covered with rotting lemons. It is a strange sight, he said, to see such exuberance before death.

When We Cease to Understand the World, Benjamín Labatut

biomaterial

thank you for the insight

newsandstuffisee

lilyfromthetsab

Most non-Minnesotans have no idea what this means, but to put it plainly: we're raised with not just the expectation but essentially -programming- to assist others who get stuck during the winter. We'll help people we'd otherwise punch on sight if they're stuck in the snow and ice, for zero reward.

This is the level of rage we're at with ICE. I'm not joking to say it's almost physically painful to not help someone stuck like that, and it's worth it because the people stuck are ICE.

The only way we have to express how mad we are above this is channeling the First Minnesota all over again.

explorerrowan

The Scandinavians who settled in Minnesota brought with them their Norse understanding of the laws of hospitality: you do not fuck around with winter, that if someone needs help in the winter, you help them as long as they don't actively try to hurt you or your neighbors. Food, shelter, labour, whatever, if you can help in winter, you do.

ICE has violated the "actively try to hurt you or your neighbors" bit of the laws of hospitality, and thus the hospitality has been revoked. They are free to feel winter's wrath against those who would bring harm to the community.

I like to think that Lady Skaði would be proud of her distant children.

actual-changeling

this reminds me of the mud wizard who walked through everything without any problems while the police officers kept sliding and falling and getting stuck, you can watch it right here.

for context, this was during anti-coal protests in lützerath which went on for days and included people being forcibly removed, injured, or otherwise violated by the police. they showed up in riot gear against people simply sitting and camping and wanting to protect their forests. it was a really big deal here.

veryberryskye

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.