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@thevoyages
Hey glasses wearers? If ur wondering why ur having a hard time reading and getting loads of headaches, have you considered...
Cleaning your glasses?
That was in red because I’m angry about having to constantly remember to clean the little pieces of glass in front of my eyes so that I can fucking see
Hyperion City Dashboard Simulator:
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think I might go check out the martian desert, I’ve never been outside the dome before, might be neat
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me and the dark matters agent who watches me through my webcam when I make my 1736388th post in a row simping for Chainmail Warrior Andromeda:
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Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦🏻♂️ u can’t have shit in Hyperion City
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me when the interplanetary dark matters stream mentions the guy who found my missing cat that one time she ran away:
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who tf is gonna be mayor now
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i think queerplatonic relationship kinda got the same treatment as nonbinary where people assume its a special third relationship status directly between the romance and friendship binary. which it CAN be but its also an umbrella for "literally anything that isnt quite friends and isnt quite romance" you can be official queerplatonic partners or you can just be something unspoken and undefinable. you can be fuckin homestuck moirails for all i care. its all queerplatonic babey. thats the point.
okay you know those posts that are like "this male character archetype would be better as a woman"? you know what we need more of? female loudmouth braggart hero antagonists. women who are cocky and comedically vainglorious and beloved by the public and also objectively suck so fucking bad. I'm not kidding. I don't care how sexist the audience would be about that. I want to see a woman who should be played by whoever the female equivalent of Nathan Fillion is.
no one ever did it like her
i know everyone loves baby seals, but sometimes i really am blown away by their whimsy. they took a teddy bear and made it a mermaid. i feel very wonderful knowing we live on the same planet as puppy mermaid teddies
i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
Ways in which characters have actually died on Midsomer Murders:
-Beaten with a giant wheel of cheese
-Knife dropped on them by a drone
-Empty TV monitor sealed around their head and wine poured in until they drown/wine bottles launched at them via catapult (both in the same episode)
-Electrocuted by a rigged roulette wheel
-Trampled to death by cows inside a pen
-Decapitated by a sword while on a Haunted Mansion style ride
-Shaken to death by an apple harvester
-Run over by a tank
-Skewered inside an iron maiden
-Killed in a magic trick gone wrong
-Placed inside a pod filled with goo to mimic alien abduction
-Cement poured into their car while they are in it
This is not a serious show.
obsessed with jamie winter. he's extremely qualified. he's awkward. he's a detective sergeant. he's very good at sewing. he can't tell when a woman is into him. he's a massive comic book nerd. his best friend is a seventy years old forensic scientist. his favourite color is purple. he did drag at the policemen ball. he fought a python to save his boss. he tailors his suits. he once flirted with a suspect who turned out to be an undercover cop. he can pickpocket. he knits. he takes off his shirt to build a garden pergola in front of his boss' wife. he's everything to me
(Most of the time in Midsomer Murders, seasons 19-24)
John: where’s Winter
Jamie: [laying unconscious in a well after getting knocked out]
MIDSOMER MURDERS 2.03 (aka a summary)
birgitte: i couldn't possibly impose on you in any way
sarah barnaby, who was really hoping to be imposed on:
können wir darüber reden wie gut adam sich als nebencharakter einer folge macht? comedic relief, plot voranbringen, dumme kommentare, der mann kanns einfach
Rosamund: "Mr. Bridgerton showed considerable interest in me."
Posy:
A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.
It’s years before anyone explains it to him.
People keep gifting him robes with long white birds on them.
The fun thing is he would understand why people were getting him outfits with storks on them. That’s a word, it’s his name, straightforward. All the humans get him the same gag gift, but like, they’re putting effort in at least. This is a genuinely nice outfit. Stork will be a walking zero-effort pun sometimes, rather than waste a perfectly fine robe.
It’s fine. This is a readily comprehensible human illogic. Exactly the kind of thing he expected from moving to Earth.
Six years in he finds out about the stork bringing babies.
Stork has a good long meditation session about this myth, his name, his job, the outfits, the whole shebang (or whatever Vulcan concept is the equivalent).
And he decides he’s honored by it, in a humanly illogical way.
The humans are asking him to do what is after all his job, and specifically requesting him for the joy his name brings them on top of an already agreeable and satisfying task. He has no objection to engendering positive emotions in others. Harm hastens the heat-death of the universe, Surak teaches, so happiness must logically slow it down.
Plus, Vulcans of his generation love puns. There were two decades of punning competitions in colleges across the planet. So when he realizes that he is a walking zero-effort pun, and that the humans also love the pun, he is all for it. He is the Joe Cool of the entire Vulcan population in his city.
And via this pun, the humans are including him in a cherished and traditional myth, by casting him as the literal bringer of life and the expander of families.
There’s no downside. Stork wears his robes, pins, keychains, and other bird-related tchotchkes with genuine pride.
YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AT LAST
For real though working together with some human social workers, a Vulcan would be an excellent caretaker for children in an adoption center.
Child has a meltdown? Imagine Stork, perfectly calm and unbothered, approaching the kid and saying “You appear quite upset, Eliza. If you would please allow me to relocate you to the ‘bean-bag-chair,’ we can discuss the source of your distress.”
A Vulcan educated in medicine and child psychology would be endlessly patient with a kid with behavioral issues. Stork wouldn’t get or upset or frustrated. After all, these are children with medical and psychological conditions. It would be illogical to blame the child or to not treat them with the appropriate care.
Even if the a little one was having a bad day or was just overtired, Stork wouldn’t get angry. He might even be a calming presence. Any new kids acting out would learn real quick that they’d have better luck trying to arm-wrestle a Klingon than get a rise out of Stork.
Not only that, Vulcans live much longer than humans. Imagine Stork looking virtually unchanged as decades pass. Kids he’d helped years ago would turn up fully grown, maybe there to adopt their own kids, and run into Stork, looking almost exactly as they remember him.
And he’d probably remember them too. “Welcome back, Eliza.”
“…Harm hastens the heat-death of the universe, Surak teaches, so logically happiness must slow it down…”
Will reblog every time it crosses my dash 🖖🏾
star trek heritage post (November 14th, 2020)
Periodic reminder that the compiled tag I use on AO3 is “Stork The Vulcan (fanon)” and so far there are 6 fics featuring him:
Heed The Stork
There’s Always A Chance and
Not Logical by MarlinSpirkHall (hi)
What Stork Brings by AfterIWake @mousedetective
One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat by Android_And_Ale @android-and-ale
Just This Once, Everybody Lives by @alternatefuturesao3
Various iterations of this thread ^ have also been bookmarked under the tag for future reference 🖖
Ich 0.2 Sekunden nachdem ich gehört habe dass Esther „ihr Dorf verlassen hat“
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Leo & Adam looking at each other I33/xI
everyone thinks they can constantly do quippy oneliners and it's because of buffy summers but the thing about buffy summers is it was well-established as part of her character and her references made sense for who she was. the other thing about buffy summers is she could fucking back up everything she said. no one else is like this.
