thewarmjets

walk me to the corner, our steps will always rhyme

[fruitgravies]

the gentleman vampire's evening routine

insta • twt • bsky

[throwupgirl]

my favorite running joke in blue lily lily blue is how all the main characters unite in mean mugging a service dog. out of control

[throwupgirl]

like they hate that damn dog so bad

[apocryphics]

[abyssal-ilk]

you ever get so into the whole "it would have been good if it was good" thing that it gets kind of embarrassing. it would have been good if it was good but it's Not and in fact it's maybe worse than anything else but unfortunately. it still could have been good. if it was go

[diveforzelda]

i’m on the metro in DC thinking about my best friend declan

[dreadwedge]

[koiagain]

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[helicalsymmetry]

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

[heavensghost]

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

[letterful]

[theboredvoid]

@commodityproduction

[commodityproduction]

I'm afraid it's hopeless

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[scoes]

(no drinks in) who wants me

[scoes]

(no drinks in) who wants me