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Love Begins

Kaledo Art
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@theycallmekslay
I had this queued since september
I had this queued since last December
Queued since 12/26/2016
THAT is big dick energy
😭 so pure
ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight
Someone nominated him for Queer Eye
Lucas Grabeel just tweeted this omg [x]
Without context, this just looks like 10 years down the road, Ryan and Chad got married
I’m so happy for them ❤️
snape could’ve been an awesome teacher if he wasn’t a disgusting waste of a human being. he knew from age 16 that the instuctions that the textbooks were giving weren’t as good as they could be. he improved the potions and recorded his methods at age 16. if he weren’t such a shitbag, he could’ve either written the damn textbooks himself, or taught his students his alternate methods. he could’ve revolutionized how potions were being brewed, teaching whole generations a superior method of potion brewing. instead, he spent his time bullying children.
He could have become rich and famous and been one of the most well regarded wizards of his age with his knowledge of spells and potions
But instead he decided “The girl i hurled racial slurs at put me in the Friend Zone so I’m gonna go become a Magic Nazi and then spend the remainder of my adult years emotionally abusing twelve year olds”
He could have become everything a Slytherin should have been instead of the epitome of what everyone else thinks they are.
i never thought about the potions things but damn u right
NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.
It’s like a vangogh..
big dork energy
Noah Centineo as Peter Kavinsky in To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before (2018)
modern greek mythology adaptation where hades and persephone are played by john mulaney and his wife
She’s hades, he’s Persephone
Oh no, no. John Mulaney is 100% Hades.
Loves his wife
Is actually pretty chill except when it comes to stupid people
Can’t stand up for himself when others try to do him wrong
And from what we hear about her, she’s very Persephone.
Easy to underestimate
Knows her own mind
Will cut you
“So, I meet this wonderful lady. Just fantastic, my heart does that thing where it’s skipping beats, and I - all of you think I’m going to talk about how I suavely asked her out, and that is not what happened.
“I ride up in my chariot, and the first - this is literally the first thing I say to her is ‘do you want to meet my dog’?
“And this - I - this is a sign that this woman is my soul mate - she looks at her friends hanging around and says, ‘sure, catch you later, guys’.
“I’m going to skip forward here a couple of dates - no, don’t - this is not the story of how my wife met my dog - and her mom - her mom - finds out she’s seeing me. Now I know everyone jokes about how a girl’s dad is this big, hulking - going to hunt you down if you’re dating his daughter and he doesn’t like you. But if you say that, it’s because you’ve never had some girl’s mom glaring up at you from like - her mom’s like two inches taller than her, so this little furious glare from around my chin area, saying her daughter’s not allowed to come see me anymore.
“And this - okay, this is when I knew I was going to marry this girl, she looks at her mom and, cool as anything, says, ‘Too late, mom. I met his dog, ate dinner over here. I’m staying’.”
You can put your hand in my back pocket. Hand in your back pocket? What the hell is that? Sixteen Candles? It’s the opening image. It’s a couples thing. Yeah, maybe in the 70’s.
I mean sex is fine but have you ever nap with someone hugging you?
back to witches 👏👏 and wizards 👏 and magical 👏👏 beasts 👏 to goblins 👏👏 and ghosts and to 👏 magical 👏👏 feasts 👏 it’s all that 👏👏 i love and it’s 👏 all that 👏👏 i need 👏 at ✊✊ hogwarts! ✊✊ hogwarts! back to spells 👏👏 and enchantments👏 potions 👏👏 and friends 👏 to 👌 gryffindor! 👌 ✌️ hufflepuff! ✌ 🖖 ravenclaw! 🖖 🤘 slytherin! 🤘 back to 👏👏 the place where 👏 our story 👏👏 begins 👏 at ✊✊ hogwarts! ✊✊ hogwarts!
Idea: Harry Potter but it’s narrated by John Mulaney.
“Harry kept all of his emotions in his chest. And one day he will die.”
YOU WANT IT? *Harry throws the elder wand away from Voldemort* GO AND G E T I T
And then Harry said,He wouldn’t go to the forbidden forest again,you know like a liar.
Ron looked around the hospital wing, unsure if Umbridge was still staying there. He leaned in conspiratorially. “Hey, has uh… has anyone seen the–?” He cut himself off to make a clopping noise with his tongue, looking around nervously as he did.